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Okayyy soo I'm stuck in my giường because I have a really bad sprained ankle anndddd I'm boredd Sooo.... Tell me some jokes!! Please?
 ambermay_13 posted hơn một năm qua
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Heartisalone said:
Well why the hell not?

Things bạn do NOT wanna hear during sugery:

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

6. Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

7. Oh no! I just Mất tích my Rolex.

8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

9. Darn, there go the lights again...

10. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

11. Everybody stand back! I Mất tích my contact lens!

12. Could bạn stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

13. What's this doing here?

14. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

15. That's cool! Now can bạn make his leg twitch?!

16. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

17. Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

18. Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

19. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

20. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

21. OK, now take a picture from this angle.

22. This is truly a freak of nature.

23. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

24. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

25. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

26. What do bạn mean "You want a divorce"!

27. She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!

28. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!

29. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!


bạn better laugh. That took me forever to do.
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0-o I laughed so hard I almost died!
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xD tình yêu it!
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how about a funny video instead? i don't really know any good jokes, sorry. :(
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That's funny, that;s is worrying and sad :s i would be calling a doctor on my son if he acted like that :s
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yeah, if i had a child i would too
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yep, same here
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...I don't tell jokes...I'm not a joke person. I'm thêm of a come up with something snappy to bình luận hoặc answer with kind of person.
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Oh.. Well thanks anyways!!
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NomyCake said:
Oh yeah. I read you, babe. Like a book.


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Does that count as a joke?
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RukiaKuchiki88 said:
Here is one of my yêu thích dirty jokes:

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and súng and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of giường and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the giường he gets on hàng đầu, đầu trang of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I tình yêu you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought bạn were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I tình yêu bạn too!!"
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That poor, poor man.
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Sammisaurus said:
All my jokes are anti-jokes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

How do bạn make a janitor cry?
bạn kill his family.

What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

What's worse than biting into your táo, apple and finding a worm?
Being raped bởi a giant scorpion.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Yeah, all I have are anti-jokes and dead baby jokes.
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XD Anti-Jokes are the funniest.
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