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Dear tio cruze, here's to you. I throw my hands up in the air sometimes! Saying ayo!! Where'd my noooseee go? Love, voldemort.
Put a joke bạn like below ;)
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Me_Iz_Here said:
Dear iPhone,
Please stop autocorrecting my rude words into nice ones, bạn ducking piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone user
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Heartisalone said:
THINGS bạn DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Oh no! I just Mất tích my Rolex.
Damm! There go the lights again...
What's this doing here?
That's cool! Now can bạn make his leg twitch?!
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?
What do bạn mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
I will now post this EVERYWHERE. XD
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taytrain97 said:
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!1!1!11ONE!!
1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes!
2. Die.
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I heard a bad joke.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
(not supposed to be a joke)
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NomyCake said:
"If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes."
Atom 1: I think I Mất tích an electron!
Atom 2: Are bạn sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive!
-Obvious nerd is obvious-
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madening_mahem said:
dear Deskull and kai lace,
I saw a woman stabing someone witha trái chuối, chuối and then they got hit bởi a car as I ate ice cream.
sighed,
the unemployment office ans social health and care services.
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x-menobsessed26 said:
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his bàn and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.
"How do bạn know this, Sister?"
"My Mother Superior told me so."
"But have bạn ever had a drink yourself? How can bạn be sure that what bạn are saying is right?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy bạn a drink - if bạn still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a tách trà, teacup for you, then no one will ever know."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.
"Another pint for me, and a triple rượu vodka, vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could bạn put the rượu vodka, vodka in a teacup?"
"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"
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zanhar1 said:
Dear Dumbledore, I'm really happy fer ya and im gonna let bạn finish, but I think Gandalf is the greatest wizard of all time.
~ sincerely Keya West
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angelbell619 said:
Dear mr.pussy cat i ate all of your baby cat and it was good haha pussy bạn cant get it back please like it
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