I Need Help To Make a Funny Ninja Comic! (Possible các điểm thưởng if you're helpful)

I'm trying to write a really funny comic strip, about three hoặc four boxes long. About ninjas. Does anyone have any ideas?

If I like your idea I'll give bạn some props. Lets say the hàng đầu, đầu trang five comics will each get five props.
I'll stop taking các câu trả lời on the 20/10/10

Thanks for your help and remember, a really funny ninja comic strip idea hoặc pic is what I want. Good luck!