What is/are your yêu thích quote?

"You were born an original, don't die a copy."

"I don't have a tường around me to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to climb over it."

"C.S.I - Can't Stand Idiots."

"Why didn't anyone kill me when I wanted to die?" - Bella Swan, Eclipse.

"If a wicked man's tim, trái tim gushes blood when stabbed, then perhaps he is not so wicked..."

"What is a rose without its thorns?"

"Your womb is your baby's haven, don't change her haven to a glass jar." - Pro Life :)

"Fiction is the truth inside the lie." (I really hope bạn all know who đã đưa ý kiến this!!! :D)

"When a guy sweeps bạn off your feet, they're in the perfect position to drop bạn on your ass."

xD

"Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend."
and
"Never do things that other people can do for you."
are my favourites =)

"The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone" :)

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Sex relieves tension - tình yêu causes it.

I don't care hoặc I don't give a (the word can be anything)

"It is delicious cake, bạn must eat it."

"there are no stupid questions,just stupid people"
"cute but phyco. even things out""my imaginary friend thinks bạn have mental problems!"

I already đã đăng my fave in another câu hỏi like that but whatever, its:

Don't make tình yêu in your garden because tình yêu may be blind but neighbors are not.

All of these are Groucho Marx quotes, because he was an absolute genius:

Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend đọc it.
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I have a mind to tham gia a club and beat bạn over the head with it.
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I find ti vi very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-And this last one's my favorite...-
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

"i called your boyfriend gay and he threw his cái ví, ví tiền at me"

"sometimes i wonder 'why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' and then it hits me....damn you"

Here are some I kinda like:

"Clear as mud."
"Never walk in the footsteps of others, hoặc bạn won’t leave any of your own"
"A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the tim, trái tim is at home"
"The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant"

This is a Damon Salvatore Quote "If bạn Want me naked,All bạn had 2 Do is ask" XD! LOL

"Sometimes I tell myself things happen for a reason. Like what brought me here was fate come-a-callin'. But nobody made my path but me" John Marston - Red Dead Redemption

And

"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless bạn live so cautiously that bạn might as well not have lived at all." JK Rowling - Harvard Speech

"not having some one to tình yêu can have a possitive side, if bạn dont have any on e to tình yêu then when bạn do find that person bạn will now how much thêm tình yêu bạn can give," its long but it has meaning to it. well to me it does.

and "what is tình yêu if not obssetion and lust?"

"I NEED HELP, IMM Mất tích AND UNSURE"

"save me from my insanity"

imm weird SO WHAT??"