A house elf, so I can talk in third person and mutter things to myself all the time without people thinking I'm nuts! Nuts? I like nuts! Walnuts, Peanuts, I'm crazy about them. Crazy? They told me I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! With rats, lots of rats! They drove me nuts! Nuts? I like nuts!
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hoặc I would be a tiny giraffe that could Kiss bạn on command.