if taylor HOTner called u wht would u say nd wht would be ur reaction?

"How the hell did bạn get my phone number?" -hangs up-

*Lautner

"STFU"

Then hang up.

A- How did bạn get my number?
B- Your really cliche
C- All your phim chiếu rạp suck
D- learn how to act
E- I don't think your hot at all
D- Bye

"you left your hockey skates in Evan's locker."
because he did (he lives in my town).

When he đã đưa ý kiến hello I'd say:

No one cares.

Then I'd hang up and go to the emo Corner. (We call the corner where we go to when we are scared the emo Corner. XD)

Me: WHAT THE F*UCK? GET OFF MY PHONE!
Taylor: ...
Me: AAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Taylor: I'm not on your phone...I'm on my phone...
Me: BUT YOU'RE TALKING THROUGH MY PHONE!! *gasp* GET OUTTA MY PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor: Yeaaah...you know, I think I'm gonna hang up now...yeah, bye.

"STFU, stalker. idk how u got my phone number, u creepya$$. but two words: twilight suks. two words to describe one of the reasons twilight suks: ur voice

... *hangs up*

Ok I would be like, *picks up phone* " Hello?, OMG IT'S TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!,WHY DID U CALL ME U STUPID UGLY?, I HATE U, U LOOK LIKE U WEAR LISTICK!!! I HATE U SO MUCH GOODBYE!! *hangs up phone*

"Put a áo sơ mi on"

*hangs up*

I guess I'd probably tell him that he's cute but I have a ngày with my DVD player and VDO (my yêu thích actor whom I find way hotter than Taylor. Look at the most gần đây image uploaded on my thông tin các nhân if bạn want to see a really hot pic of him. On một giây thought, meh it's the Justin Bieber những người hâm mộ not the Taylor Lautner ones I'm trying to convert.)

I would say I used to like bạn before bạn started doing bloyboy and posting all of those nude pics and before bạn dated a guy 3 years cách đây and before bạn went to that gay party! (yes he did all that)

I would say "hi how r u doin buddy?",i would be as normal as everyday :/

"How the fuck do bạn know my number?"

"how the hell did bạn get my number? Please don't call again. Bye."

What's there to be jealous about Taylor Loser?
My reaction would be, "Fuck off my phone, bạn fag!"