Oh... is this your house? Then this must be your vàng fish... *Pulls swimmy out of pocket and slips him in your táo, apple juice* Then this must be your wallet.. car keys.. pineapple.. boy friend.. flamingo.. laptop.. dessigner pair of shades.. grandpa.. Oh, && about everything else bạn own. *Grabs your wallet on the way out the door* Hasta lavista, suckah!
why hello, i was taking a little walk and i noticed what a lovely trang chủ bạn have. tiếp theo i strolled into your trang chủ then,silly me, i casually lấy trộm, đánh cắp everything bạn have. bởi the way i left a fun little note with a bomb explaining that bạn houes willl blow up in 20.5 minutes. =) bye for now
I was taking a walk while eating a muffin, and this raccoon came up and took it and he ran away. I chased him into your house and đã đưa ý kiến "Don't eat that! That's mine" and he đã đưa ý kiến "You can't stop me now!" and then he ate it. So, we were mad at each other until he đã đưa ý kiến he liked my shirt, then I told him his ears were cool looking. So, we talked for a bit and became best friends, we've been here watching phim chiếu rạp for a few days, then I ate some of his bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô and he got all mad, and then he leaped to attack me. I threw him in your closet and I've been living in your basement ever since.... So if a raccoon ever attacked bạn once bạn opened your closet that's my fault.