Duets (EP01)
Rachel: "-Broadway hiển thị first..."
Puck: "Shut up."
Grilled Cheesus (EP03)
Puck: "I mean I see God every time I make out with a new chick."
Rachel: "Okay, th-that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's stupid!"
Puck: "Are bạn calling mister Billy Joel stupid?"
Duets (EP04)
Will: "Bad news guys; Puckerman's in juvie."
Tina: "Really was just a matter of time."
Quinn: "What did he do?"
Will: "He drove his moms Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM."
Rachel: "W-when is he getting out?"
Never Been Kissed (EP06)
Rachel: "SPIES!"
Puck: "Lighten up."
The Substitute (EP07)
Rachel: "Did someone say something about a substit-uuute!"
Puck: "Yes! It works!"
--
Holly: "Rachel, bạn suck! Oh my god, you're a total drag! Has anyone ever told bạn that?"
Puck: "I have."
Furt (EP08)
Finn: "Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry."
Special Education (EP09)
Puck: "Are bạn okay?"
Rachel: "Why are bạn talking to me? Are bạn going to steal something from me?"
Puck: "Look, after six hours in that port-a-John, Ozzie himself would've turned to God. I prayed- I promised him that if he got me out of there I'd start being nicer to people. Then I realized there was no way I could do that so I changed it, to just Jews."
Rachel: "It's Finn..."
Puck. "Boyfriend troubles. I got that covered, considering I'm usually the cause of them, I'd say I'm an expert. Walk with me."
Rachel: "Have bạn been working out? Your arms seem bigger..."
Puck: "It's the steroids."
--
Rachel: "Puck got Lauren Zizes to take your place,"
--
Santana: "Nobody tells bạn anything because A: you're a blabber mouth and B: we all just pretend to like you."
Puck: "That's not true, I kinda like her."
--
Rachel: "Is something wrong? Did I bite bạn again?"
Puck: "I did this to Finn once before. I can't do it again... I'm sorry, I have to go."
A Very Glee giáng sinh (EP10)
Rachel: "I can't believe that that teacher let her students speak to us like that!"
Puck: "I can't believe she threw her shoe at us..."
The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle (EP11)
Will: "Rachel, Puck- haven't bạn guys been working on something? Why don't bạn give it a whirl."
Rachel: "Fine. As offended I am bởi their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance."
--
Puck: "-Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and then made out with your other girlfriend..."
--
Finn: "So why'd bạn sing that duet with Rachel?"
Rachel: *flashback* "I need bạn to do this number with me to make Finn jealous." *end flashback*
Puck: "Nothing like that will ever happen again."
--
Will: "Rachel, have bạn actually seen a tackle football game? When they tackle you, it hurts!"
Puck: "Yeah, and not in a good Mellencamp way."
Rachel: "We thought about that."
--
Puck: "Are bạn ready for this?"
Rachel: "Let's kick some ass!"
Puck and Rachel: "YEAH!"
Silly tình yêu Songs (EP12)
Rachel: "High five!"
--
Rachel: "I-I don't care about Puck."
Blame It On the Alcohol (EP14)
Puck: "What's up my hot little Jewish American princess?"
Rachel: "What do bạn want, Puckerman?"
Puck: "Well word on the đường phố, street is that your dads are out of town and you're all alone in your house."
Rachel: "They are on the Rosie O'Donnell cruise. But, who told bạn that?"
Puck: "It's the kind of information a guy like me tends to know. So, uh, party this Saturday? I'll bring the bia ball! It's a mini keg."
Rachel: "Forget it."
Puck: "Oh c'mon, just the Glee kids! We're losing our minds all stressed about sectionals and stuff."
Rachel: "Regionals. Besides, bạn just want a place to have sex and get drunk."
Puck: "Yeah, there's a word for that: a party!"
Rachel: "N-no! Noah, my dads, they, left me alone in my house because they trusted me to be responsible!"
Puck: "They left bạn alone 'cause bạn suck and are a total bore!"
--
Finn: "-wait where are bạn going?"
Rachel: "To find Puckerman! Y'know, my journey from little princess to natural woman begins this Saturday night- at my house!"
--
Rachel: "Why's everybody leaving?"
Puck: "Because this party blows."
Rachel: "I haven't even had my first sip yet. How am I supposed to write both sides if I can't even throw a party?"
Puck: "Look, if bạn want everyone to stay, bạn have to let me break into your dad's liquor cabinet. No one's gonna get buzzed off two wine coolers! I'll replace it before they can get home."
Rachel: "Let's party!"
--
Puck: "Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!"
Rachel: "It tastes like pink! IT TASTES LIKE PINK!"
Sexy (EP15)
Rachel: "Are bạn lost, Noah?"
--
Rachel: "I hereby call the celibacy club to order."
Puck: "Where's Ms. Pillsbury?"
Rachel: "She decided to take the hours she was spending here to use it to fix her sham of marriage. In the interim, I'll be taking over."
Night of Neglect (EP17)
Rachel: "There's no way that she's hát in our auditorium, okay! She's the enemy!"
Puck: "I say we give her a chance. I mean, bạn owe her Rachel, bạn sent her to a frickin' crack house!"
--
Puck: "We need Sunshine's twitter followers to come and pay for tickets, so there's no point having a benefit at all."
Rachel: "Fine!"
--
Rachel: "Don't worry, Puckerman is out right now scouring the pounds for the perfect Pomeranian!"
Born This Way (EP18)
Puck: "Every year, girls hiển thị up to my temple after their sixteenth birthday, looking suddenly slightly different- and bạn know what? Even though it's easier to make out with them without getting constantly stabbed in the eye, they're not as hot!"
Rachel: "Well, this isn't about being hot- it's about conquering your destiny a-and finding something in yourself that bạn want to change it! Plus they đã đưa ý kiến it could improve my voice, so..."
--
Rachel: "You can't be in here, Noah!"
Puck: "It's cool, I checked through the peephole I drilled last năm to make sure no one was going."
Rachel: "What can I help bạn with today?"
Puck: "I just want to talk to you, one hot Jew to another."
Rachel: "Oh God, it's my nose okay? I am tired of the lectures."
Puck: "Hear me out. Why are bạn getting Quinn's nose? If bạn want to breathe better why don't bạn have them give bạn Com Aldi(?)'s nose? Your nose has been passed down from generation to generation as a birth right- it's a sign of survival among our people!"
Rachel: "This has nothing to do with our religion."
Puck: "I need one giờ of your time, just one hour. Give me that and I'll never bug bạn again."
--
Rachel: "Why did bạn bring me here? Is there a sale at Claire's?"
Puck: "I brought bạn here to knock some sense into you. bạn wont listen to me, bạn wont listen to Finn..."
Kurt: "But bạn will listen to Barbra Streisand. Thanks Puck, I can take it from here."
Rumours (EP19)
Rachel: "I mean, look at us. Look at all the different combinations that we've had: Finchel, Puckleberry-"
--
Rachel: "Hit it."
New York (EP22)
Puck: "Okay, can we just talk about the Jewish con voi in the room? Ask her out, dude!"
Finn: "Who, Rachel? But she's totally into Jesse right now..."
Puck: "You're in New York, the city of love-"
Sam: "I thought that was Paris..."
Puck: "Anything's possible here, bạn need to ask her out tonight! Take her on one of those big awful dates bạn see in those unwatchable romantic comedies that bạn girls grow a vagina if bạn watch all the way through."
Rachel: "-Broadway hiển thị first..."
Puck: "Shut up."
Grilled Cheesus (EP03)
Puck: "I mean I see God every time I make out with a new chick."
Rachel: "Okay, th-that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's stupid!"
Puck: "Are bạn calling mister Billy Joel stupid?"
Duets (EP04)
Will: "Bad news guys; Puckerman's in juvie."
Tina: "Really was just a matter of time."
Quinn: "What did he do?"
Will: "He drove his moms Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM."
Rachel: "W-when is he getting out?"
Never Been Kissed (EP06)
Rachel: "SPIES!"
Puck: "Lighten up."
The Substitute (EP07)
Rachel: "Did someone say something about a substit-uuute!"
Puck: "Yes! It works!"
--
Holly: "Rachel, bạn suck! Oh my god, you're a total drag! Has anyone ever told bạn that?"
Puck: "I have."
Furt (EP08)
Finn: "Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry."
Special Education (EP09)
Puck: "Are bạn okay?"
Rachel: "Why are bạn talking to me? Are bạn going to steal something from me?"
Puck: "Look, after six hours in that port-a-John, Ozzie himself would've turned to God. I prayed- I promised him that if he got me out of there I'd start being nicer to people. Then I realized there was no way I could do that so I changed it, to just Jews."
Rachel: "It's Finn..."
Puck. "Boyfriend troubles. I got that covered, considering I'm usually the cause of them, I'd say I'm an expert. Walk with me."
Rachel: "Have bạn been working out? Your arms seem bigger..."
Puck: "It's the steroids."
--
Rachel: "Puck got Lauren Zizes to take your place,"
--
Santana: "Nobody tells bạn anything because A: you're a blabber mouth and B: we all just pretend to like you."
Puck: "That's not true, I kinda like her."
--
Rachel: "Is something wrong? Did I bite bạn again?"
Puck: "I did this to Finn once before. I can't do it again... I'm sorry, I have to go."
A Very Glee giáng sinh (EP10)
Rachel: "I can't believe that that teacher let her students speak to us like that!"
Puck: "I can't believe she threw her shoe at us..."
The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle (EP11)
Will: "Rachel, Puck- haven't bạn guys been working on something? Why don't bạn give it a whirl."
Rachel: "Fine. As offended I am bởi their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance."
--
Puck: "-Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and then made out with your other girlfriend..."
--
Finn: "So why'd bạn sing that duet with Rachel?"
Rachel: *flashback* "I need bạn to do this number with me to make Finn jealous." *end flashback*
Puck: "Nothing like that will ever happen again."
--
Will: "Rachel, have bạn actually seen a tackle football game? When they tackle you, it hurts!"
Puck: "Yeah, and not in a good Mellencamp way."
Rachel: "We thought about that."
--
Puck: "Are bạn ready for this?"
Rachel: "Let's kick some ass!"
Puck and Rachel: "YEAH!"
Silly tình yêu Songs (EP12)
Rachel: "High five!"
--
Rachel: "I-I don't care about Puck."
Blame It On the Alcohol (EP14)
Puck: "What's up my hot little Jewish American princess?"
Rachel: "What do bạn want, Puckerman?"
Puck: "Well word on the đường phố, street is that your dads are out of town and you're all alone in your house."
Rachel: "They are on the Rosie O'Donnell cruise. But, who told bạn that?"
Puck: "It's the kind of information a guy like me tends to know. So, uh, party this Saturday? I'll bring the bia ball! It's a mini keg."
Rachel: "Forget it."
Puck: "Oh c'mon, just the Glee kids! We're losing our minds all stressed about sectionals and stuff."
Rachel: "Regionals. Besides, bạn just want a place to have sex and get drunk."
Puck: "Yeah, there's a word for that: a party!"
Rachel: "N-no! Noah, my dads, they, left me alone in my house because they trusted me to be responsible!"
Puck: "They left bạn alone 'cause bạn suck and are a total bore!"
--
Finn: "-wait where are bạn going?"
Rachel: "To find Puckerman! Y'know, my journey from little princess to natural woman begins this Saturday night- at my house!"
--
Rachel: "Why's everybody leaving?"
Puck: "Because this party blows."
Rachel: "I haven't even had my first sip yet. How am I supposed to write both sides if I can't even throw a party?"
Puck: "Look, if bạn want everyone to stay, bạn have to let me break into your dad's liquor cabinet. No one's gonna get buzzed off two wine coolers! I'll replace it before they can get home."
Rachel: "Let's party!"
--
Puck: "Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!"
Rachel: "It tastes like pink! IT TASTES LIKE PINK!"
Sexy (EP15)
Rachel: "Are bạn lost, Noah?"
--
Rachel: "I hereby call the celibacy club to order."
Puck: "Where's Ms. Pillsbury?"
Rachel: "She decided to take the hours she was spending here to use it to fix her sham of marriage. In the interim, I'll be taking over."
Night of Neglect (EP17)
Rachel: "There's no way that she's hát in our auditorium, okay! She's the enemy!"
Puck: "I say we give her a chance. I mean, bạn owe her Rachel, bạn sent her to a frickin' crack house!"
--
Puck: "We need Sunshine's twitter followers to come and pay for tickets, so there's no point having a benefit at all."
Rachel: "Fine!"
--
Rachel: "Don't worry, Puckerman is out right now scouring the pounds for the perfect Pomeranian!"
Born This Way (EP18)
Puck: "Every year, girls hiển thị up to my temple after their sixteenth birthday, looking suddenly slightly different- and bạn know what? Even though it's easier to make out with them without getting constantly stabbed in the eye, they're not as hot!"
Rachel: "Well, this isn't about being hot- it's about conquering your destiny a-and finding something in yourself that bạn want to change it! Plus they đã đưa ý kiến it could improve my voice, so..."
--
Rachel: "You can't be in here, Noah!"
Puck: "It's cool, I checked through the peephole I drilled last năm to make sure no one was going."
Rachel: "What can I help bạn with today?"
Puck: "I just want to talk to you, one hot Jew to another."
Rachel: "Oh God, it's my nose okay? I am tired of the lectures."
Puck: "Hear me out. Why are bạn getting Quinn's nose? If bạn want to breathe better why don't bạn have them give bạn Com Aldi(?)'s nose? Your nose has been passed down from generation to generation as a birth right- it's a sign of survival among our people!"
Rachel: "This has nothing to do with our religion."
Puck: "I need one giờ of your time, just one hour. Give me that and I'll never bug bạn again."
--
Rachel: "Why did bạn bring me here? Is there a sale at Claire's?"
Puck: "I brought bạn here to knock some sense into you. bạn wont listen to me, bạn wont listen to Finn..."
Kurt: "But bạn will listen to Barbra Streisand. Thanks Puck, I can take it from here."
Rumours (EP19)
Rachel: "I mean, look at us. Look at all the different combinations that we've had: Finchel, Puckleberry-"
--
Rachel: "Hit it."
New York (EP22)
Puck: "Okay, can we just talk about the Jewish con voi in the room? Ask her out, dude!"
Finn: "Who, Rachel? But she's totally into Jesse right now..."
Puck: "You're in New York, the city of love-"
Sam: "I thought that was Paris..."
Puck: "Anything's possible here, bạn need to ask her out tonight! Take her on one of those big awful dates bạn see in those unwatchable romantic comedies that bạn girls grow a vagina if bạn watch all the way through."