Picks HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: bạn wake up to find bạn have transformed into a Smurf and are trapped in Smurf village. What do bạn do?

Pick one:
Shoot myself. I'd rather be dead than live the life of a Smurf!
Make the best of things and become the best Smurf bạn can be.
Start smoking and drinking a lot. That'll ease the pain of your new life.
Kill King Smurf and take over as leader of the Smurfs.
Invite all the others Smurfs to a banquet. Meanwhile, bạn poison the dessert.
Buy Smurfette a drink and hit on her
Added by johnminh
Become "Drug Lord Smurf" and turn the village into the tiếp theo Columbia
Added by Gen13_fan
Go to the mirror & amp; say to myself &# 34; Crap&# 34;
Go to the mirror & say to myself "Crap"
Added by notthatgirl
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