Penguins

Skipper and the others were getting weaker and weaker bởi the minute, they knew if they even stopped for one minute, they wouldn't di chuyển on, it felt like they've been in there for weeks, they were all starving, and thirsty, skipper wanted to ask private why he smelled like pee, but he felt as if private was trying to hide the smell, he didn't want to talk about it.

Rico: ugh! Well never find her body!

Marlene: don't give up! We're so close! She's got to be around here somewhere...

Julien: maybe we should just give up....well never get out of here...

Skipper turned around and grabbed julien

Skipper:...

Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope bạn enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making bạn laugh. Any tiêu đề with a Roman numeral in brackets tiếp theo to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do thêm things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, bạn don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, bạn were the one who đã đưa ý kiến I was exendable. Why do bạn care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than bạn do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

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Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper tiêu đề at the end. M rated, so if bạn don't like lemons click away hoặc don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with tôm, tôm hùm minion throwing cá in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the chim cánh cụt HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this mũ bảo hiểm will guarantee bạn to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now bạn can dance with your ngày the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly mũ bảo hiểm to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...

One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, hoặc King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do bạn think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell bạn that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if bạn go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If bạn don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do bạn always have to start off my ngày with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...

When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep hoặc even have conversation. Something changed the youngest chim cánh cụt that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost thêm than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just thêm violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The tiếp theo ngày passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...

The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't bạn think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...