I can still remember the first time I saw her. The penguins had introduced us and I knew that when I layed my eyes on her that I loved her. We had been good Những người bạn for awhile, and she had even let me stay with her in her habitat so I wouldn't get caught bởi Officer X. I loved her, and I decided to let her know it. Every weekend, us động vật had fireworks to let go because the humans werent coming in. I had borrowed some 'special' ones from Rico and him and the other penguins were going to let it go last. "Hey Max! I tình yêu Sundays, don't you?" Marlene asked me. "Yea, I tình yêu all of the sparks." I said, anxiety rising. "Yea, I tình yêu all of the diffrent màu sắc the best. Oh, wait! There starting." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến as the first firework went up. It was a gorgeus moment as the red sparks lit up the night. The crowd was full of 'ohhhs' and 'ahhhs'. The fireworks all went up, one bởi one, reflecting in Marlenes eyes. I smiled at her while a purple one went up that really looked beutifull. My paws were getting sweaty as I knew it was just a matter of time untill the penguins let off the 'special' fireworks. After they were all done and the động vật thought it was over, a loud rumbling filled the night air. Then my fireworks shined bright green in the night. They đã đưa ý kiến a simple sentance: 'Marlene, will bạn go out with Mark?' "Wait, who the heck is Mark?" Max thought to himself in disbelief. "Sorry everybody, that was supposed to say Max." Kowalski yelled from atop the clock tower. Marlene looked at me and đã đưa ý kiến "Is this true?" "Yes..." I đã đưa ý kiến nervouslly. Marlene showed her approval with a kiss.
"Oh man, why did I do this?" I asked the penguins in the HQ. I was very nervous. "Well, even though Skipper may not agree, I do." Private đã đưa ý kiến "But what if something goes wrong?" I asked. Kowalski walked over and slapped me hard. "Get ahold of yourself man! This will all go perfectlly." He đã đưa ý kiến shaking me bởi the shoulders. "Right." I đã đưa ý kiến not wanting another slap. At that time Marlene jumped in through the cá bowl entrance. "Are bạn ready Max?" She asked. "Yea, now I am." I đã đưa ý kiến climbing up the ladder and exiting, Marlene at my heels. "He won't get away with this..." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến in the lab.
Marlene and Max had went to a fancy restaurant called 'The Place'. "Well, this is beutifull." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến motioning to the chandeliers and water fountains. "Yea, I come here alot." I đã đưa ý kiến as the waiter took us to our table. "Really?" She asked. "Yea, I have connections. My cousin Marcus owns the place." I answered. "Well that's really cool." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến putting down her menu, ready to order. "Hello, I will be your waiter tonight." A German Husky đã đưa ý kiến in a heavy accent. "Are bạn ready to order?" "Yes, thank you. I would like to oyster stew." Marlene said. "I'll have the tuna." I said. "O.K, I will be right back with your orders." He đã đưa ý kiến leaving to the kitchean. Skipper had snuck in the back, unnoticead bởi anyone. He had followed Max and Marlene here and had come up with a number of plans to mess with Max. He made his way to the water đài phun nước closest to where they sat. He pulled out some tools and began messing with a few of the nuts and bolts. He looked up when the waiter đã đưa ý kiến "Here bạn go, enjoy." He had some time to waste so he just sat and obsearved Max and Marlene. Max ate with furocity while Marlene ate with such grace. When Max had finished, Skipper had finished his 'preparations' with the fountain. "That was good." I said. "Yea, it was." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến finishing up. There was a stragne rumbling and the whole restaurant got quiet. "What is tha-" I started but was cut off bởi an extreame jet of water that shot me to the wall. I was just sitting there, and then all went dark. When I awoke, I was in the waiting area. "What happened?" I asked. "The đài phun nước went haywire." Marlene answered. "I'm so sorry Max." A voice said. I loooked around and saw Marcus. "Oh, it's O.K." I đã đưa ý kiến drying off. "No, it's not. The meal is free." Marcus said. "Really?" I asked. "Really." Was his reply. "Thanks." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến as he got up to leave. "No problam, just come back soon." He đã đưa ý kiến as we left. "We will!" We both đã đưa ý kiến as we walked out.
We went to the phim chiếu rạp to see 'Date Night'. "I hear it's good." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến a we bought tickets. "Yea, so have I." I đã đưa ý kiến as we went to find our seats. We decided to sit in the back. After the previews and all of the other crap bạn must go through before the movie starts, the most boring movie I had ever seen started playing. I saw Marlene was really into the movie so I decided to take a nap. I just leaned my head to the side and closed my eyes. ... "That was so good!" Marlene đã đưa ý kiến as the credit's rolled. "Yea, that was great!" I đã đưa ý kiến trying to look awake. "Do bạn mind waiting for me while I go use the bathroom?" Marlene asked. "Yea, no problam." I said. "Thanks." She said, kissed me on the cheek, and walked to the bathroom. "Wow." I đã đưa ý kiến stunned. While I had my paw on my cheek, a net caught me. "Having fun?" A voice said. "Skipper?" I asked looking around. "Yea, Marlene is mine and nobody elses." He đã đưa ý kiến picking up the net and dragging me to a closet. "Skipper, let me out." I đã đưa ý kiến as Skipper pulled out a tranquilizer gun. "Nope." He đã đưa ý kiến and shot me. ... "What?" I đã đưa ý kiến waking up and looking around. "OH CRAP! MARLENE!" I đã đưa ý kiến hacking through the net with my claws. I made my way out of the building and looked around. "Oh crap..." I đã đưa ý kiến as I saw Skipper and Marlene making out. "Marlene, I'm sorry Max left you." Skipper said. "I just can't believe he did it..." Marlene said. "Well, I didn't!" I đã đưa ý kiến grabbing the tranquilzer gun. "Max!" Marlene đã đưa ý kiến hugging me. "Well, apparantlly I should have used and extra dose. No matter, I can fix that... Where's it at?" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến looking for the gun. "What? This?" I đã đưa ý kiến pulling it out. "Max, do it." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến with enthusiasm. "Now Max, don't do something you'd regret!" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến holding up his flippers in defiance. "Oh, I won't regret this." I đã đưa ý kiến shooting Skipper. He fell with a thud. "Max, I'm sorry." Marlene said. "It's O.K." I đã đưa ý kiến looking over the gun. It suddenlly went off and we heard a thud. We turned and saw a squirll. "Fred?" Marlene said. "Sorry Fred!" I đã đưa ý kiến as me and Marlene walked away from the snoring chim cánh cụt and squirll.
"Oh man, why did I do this?" I asked the penguins in the HQ. I was very nervous. "Well, even though Skipper may not agree, I do." Private đã đưa ý kiến "But what if something goes wrong?" I asked. Kowalski walked over and slapped me hard. "Get ahold of yourself man! This will all go perfectlly." He đã đưa ý kiến shaking me bởi the shoulders. "Right." I đã đưa ý kiến not wanting another slap. At that time Marlene jumped in through the cá bowl entrance. "Are bạn ready Max?" She asked. "Yea, now I am." I đã đưa ý kiến climbing up the ladder and exiting, Marlene at my heels. "He won't get away with this..." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến in the lab.
Marlene and Max had went to a fancy restaurant called 'The Place'. "Well, this is beutifull." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến motioning to the chandeliers and water fountains. "Yea, I come here alot." I đã đưa ý kiến as the waiter took us to our table. "Really?" She asked. "Yea, I have connections. My cousin Marcus owns the place." I answered. "Well that's really cool." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến putting down her menu, ready to order. "Hello, I will be your waiter tonight." A German Husky đã đưa ý kiến in a heavy accent. "Are bạn ready to order?" "Yes, thank you. I would like to oyster stew." Marlene said. "I'll have the tuna." I said. "O.K, I will be right back with your orders." He đã đưa ý kiến leaving to the kitchean. Skipper had snuck in the back, unnoticead bởi anyone. He had followed Max and Marlene here and had come up with a number of plans to mess with Max. He made his way to the water đài phun nước closest to where they sat. He pulled out some tools and began messing with a few of the nuts and bolts. He looked up when the waiter đã đưa ý kiến "Here bạn go, enjoy." He had some time to waste so he just sat and obsearved Max and Marlene. Max ate with furocity while Marlene ate with such grace. When Max had finished, Skipper had finished his 'preparations' with the fountain. "That was good." I said. "Yea, it was." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến finishing up. There was a stragne rumbling and the whole restaurant got quiet. "What is tha-" I started but was cut off bởi an extreame jet of water that shot me to the wall. I was just sitting there, and then all went dark. When I awoke, I was in the waiting area. "What happened?" I asked. "The đài phun nước went haywire." Marlene answered. "I'm so sorry Max." A voice said. I loooked around and saw Marcus. "Oh, it's O.K." I đã đưa ý kiến drying off. "No, it's not. The meal is free." Marcus said. "Really?" I asked. "Really." Was his reply. "Thanks." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến as he got up to leave. "No problam, just come back soon." He đã đưa ý kiến as we left. "We will!" We both đã đưa ý kiến as we walked out.
We went to the phim chiếu rạp to see 'Date Night'. "I hear it's good." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến a we bought tickets. "Yea, so have I." I đã đưa ý kiến as we went to find our seats. We decided to sit in the back. After the previews and all of the other crap bạn must go through before the movie starts, the most boring movie I had ever seen started playing. I saw Marlene was really into the movie so I decided to take a nap. I just leaned my head to the side and closed my eyes. ... "That was so good!" Marlene đã đưa ý kiến as the credit's rolled. "Yea, that was great!" I đã đưa ý kiến trying to look awake. "Do bạn mind waiting for me while I go use the bathroom?" Marlene asked. "Yea, no problam." I said. "Thanks." She said, kissed me on the cheek, and walked to the bathroom. "Wow." I đã đưa ý kiến stunned. While I had my paw on my cheek, a net caught me. "Having fun?" A voice said. "Skipper?" I asked looking around. "Yea, Marlene is mine and nobody elses." He đã đưa ý kiến picking up the net and dragging me to a closet. "Skipper, let me out." I đã đưa ý kiến as Skipper pulled out a tranquilizer gun. "Nope." He đã đưa ý kiến and shot me. ... "What?" I đã đưa ý kiến waking up and looking around. "OH CRAP! MARLENE!" I đã đưa ý kiến hacking through the net with my claws. I made my way out of the building and looked around. "Oh crap..." I đã đưa ý kiến as I saw Skipper and Marlene making out. "Marlene, I'm sorry Max left you." Skipper said. "I just can't believe he did it..." Marlene said. "Well, I didn't!" I đã đưa ý kiến grabbing the tranquilzer gun. "Max!" Marlene đã đưa ý kiến hugging me. "Well, apparantlly I should have used and extra dose. No matter, I can fix that... Where's it at?" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến looking for the gun. "What? This?" I đã đưa ý kiến pulling it out. "Max, do it." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến with enthusiasm. "Now Max, don't do something you'd regret!" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến holding up his flippers in defiance. "Oh, I won't regret this." I đã đưa ý kiến shooting Skipper. He fell with a thud. "Max, I'm sorry." Marlene said. "It's O.K." I đã đưa ý kiến looking over the gun. It suddenlly went off and we heard a thud. We turned and saw a squirll. "Fred?" Marlene said. "Sorry Fred!" I đã đưa ý kiến as me and Marlene walked away from the snoring chim cánh cụt and squirll.
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish nghề viết văn now, coz SOME ngẫu nhiên FAG ON fanpop IS đọc MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.