My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was giáng sinh eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years cách đây when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, bạn must understand, this chim cánh cụt HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the eggnog back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some thêm eggnog from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate giáng sinh K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? hoặc Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age bạn believe it. Even though presents get bạn fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think giáng sinh is about spending time with the ones bạn care about. Even if they are physcho and slap bạn when bạn say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well giáng sinh should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones bạn are around are nicer unless bạn don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and hát from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their giáng sinh service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a danh sách of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was tiếp theo to him started telling of his giáng sinh he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a chim bồ câu, bồ câu carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the âm nhạc and they were hát Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
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It was giáng sinh eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years cách đây when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, bạn must understand, this chim cánh cụt HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the eggnog back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some thêm eggnog from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate giáng sinh K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? hoặc Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age bạn believe it. Even though presents get bạn fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think giáng sinh is about spending time with the ones bạn care about. Even if they are physcho and slap bạn when bạn say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well giáng sinh should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones bạn are around are nicer unless bạn don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and hát from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their giáng sinh service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a danh sách of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was tiếp theo to him started telling of his giáng sinh he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a chim bồ câu, bồ câu carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the âm nhạc and they were hát Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u tình yêu the lunacorns? I tình yêu the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- tình yêu PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I đã đưa ý kiến that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out tiếp theo năm
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u tình yêu the lunacorns? I tình yêu the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- tình yêu PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I đã đưa ý kiến that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out tiếp theo năm
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?
one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare giường she sang:
go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from bạn will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here
as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team đã đưa ý kiến that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?
go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from bạn will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here
as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team đã đưa ý kiến that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?
(at the zoo)
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 năm olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a hát competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling Mất tích but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 năm olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a hát competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling Mất tích but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")
Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't bạn tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice ngày and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the chim cánh cụt habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't bạn tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice ngày and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the chim cánh cụt habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)
Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a chim cánh cụt đã đưa ý kiến "Do bạn know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i đã đưa ý kiến and the chim cánh cụt đã đưa ý kiến "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and đã đưa ý kiến "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged tiếp theo a the chim cánh cụt đã đưa ý kiến "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," đã đưa ý kiến private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private đã đưa ý kiến angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he đã đưa ý kiến it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of bạn go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins bạn đã đưa ý kiến were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a chim cánh cụt đã đưa ý kiến "Do bạn know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i đã đưa ý kiến and the chim cánh cụt đã đưa ý kiến "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and đã đưa ý kiến "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged tiếp theo a the chim cánh cụt đã đưa ý kiến "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," đã đưa ý kiến private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private đã đưa ý kiến angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he đã đưa ý kiến it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of bạn go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins bạn đã đưa ý kiến were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?