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Ugh. This is me, Nori if bạn dumbasses don't know who the hell is talking right now. Anyway, I thought to myself in the aqua-theatre. (because we were meant to put on a skill hiển thị at that time) that I shouldn't be in the fucking position I was then. I was bored to death, and Blowhole kept biting the trainers and sometimes the trainers thought that relations in the same tanks were a bad influence on each other. But I managed. Until 'That Day.' Oh, was it pity. Blowhole was jumping through the ring of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy for a retarded trick that the humans had suggested for him to do. As though I jumped through a ring of ice. ngọn lửa, chữa cháy vs Ice. Of course, it was so cold, that my flipper got caught onto it and froze. I was struggling as my Nữ hoàng băng giá pain started spreading, freezing me as I was trying to get to the Ring Of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy to melt it, as the fucking humans kept moving the hoop so I wouldn't get 'Burnt.' I was so pissed off now that when the 'Ring Of Fire' incident happened it was only a matter of fucking fact that Blowhole pulled the
ring of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy into the water, putting out the fire. Of course, he had a bleeding eye but that was gross. Erm, yeah it looked so DAMN painful that I had forgotten about my motherfucking Nữ hoàng băng giá flipper now spreaduing to my body. I could feel this cold chill start to take charge of me and I just laid there. Of course Blowhole had to be fucking OK not giving a crap about his ALMOST DEAD SISTER. This is why I carry a gun around whenever I'm near him. Anyway, the ice gradually began to melt, but they HAD to chill it THAT cold that it took like 3 hours to melt! Anyway I woke up and I was in a lair full of gadgetry and i was thinking 'WTF?' But Blowhole came to me riding on a Segway with a mechanical eye giving me a rather evil smirk. Only to find out that I was trapped. I got so fucking pissed off at him that he explained the whole damn thing. He trapped me because he was 'testing' out this new thing he built. Oh and also he got me a Segway - WITH NO WHEELS! But I was let free and got onto the wheel-less Segway, only to se that it was HOVERCRAFT! Blowhole got so JEALOUS, that I rubbed it in his face just out of boredom. :P Hope bạn liked it! Though bạn probably didn't. :L
They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. "State the locations please," đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, hoặc in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, hoặc blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...
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As soon as Dr. Murdoch disappeared, Kowalski felt as if they should hold appendages. "Guys, I think it's time for Future Kowalski to send us back home, so if bạn want to ALL go home, we must hold appendages," đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. "Can we say goodbye to everyone here first though?" asked Lilly. "Of course, Herelde was nice, the Digger helped us find a way to the lair, and that one guy at the elevator kindly directed us there," đã đưa ý kiến Private. After a while, the group held arms, flippers, hoặc whatever they had together and waved goodbye to the Những người bạn they made on the way. "Goodbye Digger!! Goodbye Herelde!!...
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posted by SJF_Penguin2
Note: I usually wouldn't bother to post an bài viết that's so short, but seeing as tomorrow is Easter, I thought it might be fun to post the 200-word double-drabble I wrote on Easter last year. I hope you'll enjoy it, and if you've read it before, feel free to enjoy it again.


63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"

"Eh, would bạn mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"

"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's log.
1400 hrs.

Well. Back again! It turns out, word that Skipper was "Incapacitated" somehow got to penguinHQ. Someone who claims to be Skipper's leader hoặc something found his way here to check up on him. Kowalski looked extremely nervous despite the fact he was trying his very best to stay calm. Eh. 

I hope Mr...Tank won't mind that Rico tied Skipper up in duct tape! Heheh...

Waaaaait. Where'd he go?

<*> * <*> * <*>

"Escaping from a duct tape cocoon, Eh?" đã đưa ý kiến Tank as he held the remains in his flipper. "Impressive, but I've seen trainees do that..." He walked around...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
"Get me out of this duct tape!" yelled Skipper. "I can walk now. I'M HEALED! I can get back to work!" He struggled to get out of the cocoon of tape he was in.

Icicle held a book and was sitting beside his bunk on the cement brick. "Sorry sir, Kowalski's orders," Icicle told him. "Do not worry! Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến bạn can start eating cá starting tomorrow! HUZZAH!" 

Skipper continued to struggle. "Great. I'm starting to forget what cá tasted like," he told her. "Can I get out now?"

"Nope!" Skipper continued to complain and Icicle continued to write in her book. 

Lilly and the crew came down from...
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posted by 67Dodge
My children, will bạn be free? Will bạn let the hated Sponge ruin our peaceful fansite? Are we organized hoặc broken up? Look my friends, all is not lost, we will still air, but maybe how long isn't certain, Spongebob has taken every hint of hope from us. Will bạn all let him stomp out our hope?! hoặc let the club die?! For tonight, we will grieve, for tomorow, we will call out for our rights!!! Remember, don't laugh at this, my brother, is grieved because Spongebob won and his 'heroic penguins' didn't, it makes me feel guilty that I couldn't do anything about it. No more, No mas, Nicht mehr!!!...
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 ngẫu nhiên Picture!!!! XD
Random Picture!!!! XD
Skipper is pacing around the room...
Skipper: Ok, we've been through all our trainings for today and bạn all have recieved straight aces...
Kowalski/Private: *whispering* Please say snow cones, please say snow cones...
Skipper: So I have decided to test a little something on you.
Rico: Huh?
Skipper goes over to a metal an toàn, két an toàn laying in the corner of the room. Kowalski, Private, and Rico have confused looks on their faces as Skipper gazes at them with a smirk. He unlocks the safe, and inside is a manila folder holding a couple papers.
Skipper: Whatever bạn do... do NOT look in these files. I'll be...
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Prolouge: bạn unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, bạn travel along the berm of imagination, tiếp theo stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby chim cánh cụt and a ringtail vong linh, vượn cáo are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What...
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posted by anna447
it was creistmas eve and the zoo resadents were at the zoovinere shop.skipper:well look like that time agin CREISTMAS TIME.everyone:whaho.meanwhile marlene was putting up the misletoe.skipper:everyones here expet marlene, rico go find marlene the reast of us will wite for bạn and marlene.rico headed to marlene's home.marlene:oh rico there bạn are.rico:baklajsbfhs(meaning:marlene we need to go.the others are witeing for us)marlene:*points up to the misletoe*rico we are under the misletoe bạn know what that means.and rico saw the misletoe.rico:bdksxh(what what thase it mean).marlene:when a guy...
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NARRATOR: What happens when a revange goes wrong...

(Blowhole's new lair, in the lab-room)

BLOWHOLE: *Laughs as he gives Julien a shot, who is strapped down on a table*

JULIEN: *When the shot is given, he screams in agony*

RAIN(Blowhole's assistant): *Laughs along with Blowhole*

NARRATOR: And, insanity takes place...

(In an abandon ware-house)

JULIEN: *Takes out a a needle that possesses green liquid, he laughs with insanity*

RAIN: *Strapped to the ground, and widen her eyes a bit*

NARRATOR: It would only lead to one thing...

(Blowhole's lair)

*Everything starts to crumble down*

NARRATOR: Chaos.

(On the...
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 "Rock & Roll Boys!"
"Rock & Roll Boys!"
A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like thi ca and thêm like responses, but what do bạn expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side các bình luận that will be provided bởi The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the chim cánh cụt Team...
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posted by Just61331
I can still remember the first time I saw her. The penguins had introduced us and I knew that when I layed my eyes on her that I loved her. We had been good Những người bạn for awhile, and she had even let me stay with her in her habitat so I wouldn't get caught bởi Officer X. I loved her, and I decided to let her know it. Every weekend, us động vật had fireworks to let go because the humans werent coming in. I had borrowed some 'special' ones from Rico and him and the other penguins were going to let it go last. "Hey Max! I tình yêu Sundays, don't you?" Marlene asked me. "Yea, I tình yêu all of the sparks."...
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Here comes the một giây part, as promised:)


CHAPTER TWO: Just like the good old days

"Terry, dear would bạn please.." started Auriga.
Skippa made an angry grimace, when one of Terry's piece grain shoot him right in the eye.
"Mind your manners, sister" he đã đưa ý kiến through gritted beak.
"You used to do exactly the same when bạn were younger!" retorted Terry.
Private, Kowalski and Rico giggled in amusement. They would barely ever heard of Skipper’s amusing facts from childhood, and they truly hoped Terry would give them a chance.
"So, how is it, Skippy?" asked Terry, wolfing down her favourite cá hồi salad....
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posted by SJ_waddles
It was a normal night at the HQ.
Private was watching TV.
Rico we huggling his doll.
And Kowalski was mixing liquids at the phòng bếp, nhà bếp table.
Skipper, on the other flipper, was standing in front of the mirror adjusting a bow tie.
"Why so fancy Skippa?" Private look at his crooked bow and saw how nervous he was, he didn't look very fance actually.
Skipper cleared his throat. "I'm going..Out."
"Outside?"
"Yes."
"With who?"
"Thats classified PRIVATE"
Private fixed his tie. And sniffed.
Skipper felt guilty. Private looked at him. "I don't want bạn to get hurt Skippa.."
Skipper huffed. "I'm old enough to take care...
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posted by krazy4kowalski
All right, who wants to hear the back-story for this one? So during my research of all things Manfredi and Johnson, I was compelled to watch Stalag 17, the story of a German POW (prisoner of war) camp. Then I thought of my last summer camp which I described as a real prison (that explains why I went to Châu Âu this summer!). I added in my tình yêu of POM and got this! Stars my OC Sapphire and this is humanized. I don’t own POM, Stalag 17, hoặc fancy French chocolates. Cause I ate them all. Enjoy the fanfic.


It is my 43rd ngày here. I know. I’ve been counting. The air is hot and dry- typical enough...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
"You won't get away with this, I won't let you!!!" "Ahhh, but I already have darling." đã đưa ý kiến a tall, skinny chim cánh cụt with green eyes and straight black feathers for hair. Her name was Voliet. She was very pretty. That was how she almost always ended the world. "Don't call me that." "Darling, Darling, Darling." "Besides I have a nice, long ride all set up for you, Kaitlyn." She đã đưa ý kiến that with Glee in her voice. Kaitlyn was a chim cánh cụt with curly white feathers for hair and shiney blue 'n purple eyes. "We'll meet again though, trust me." "The last thing I'd ever do is trust you!" Kaitlyn spat into...
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posted by Metallica1147
Author's note: xin chào this is my first người hâm mộ Fiction story that I made on FanFiction.net everyone over there seemed to like and I hope bạn guys too. Also I use some Metallica songs in my story (Yes I combine POM with Metallica.) Songs I used: The Memory Remains, King Nothing, Nothing Else Matters, and the Unforgiven Part 1.Also sorry for any spelling errors, and please no don't say anything bad it's my first story.

A Rocking roommate
Chapter 1: The News


    It’s a normal Sunday morning, and the penguins are outside doing their usual training routine.

“… And kick, punch,...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!


Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change


Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!



*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish nghề viết văn now, coz SOME ngẫu nhiên FAG ON fanpop IS đọc MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
Me and Penguin11 are in a little...argument. She think SHE belongs with Kowalski...but bạn know. I don't think that's true! Kowalski belongs with Rico! We are each making các bài viết on who we think should win for the pick we have up. Read both of ours, then go vote!

Reason 1: Their friendship. Kowalski and Rico have been Những người bạn for, like, FOREVER. Wouldn't it be so easy to transition into something more?

Reason 2: Their work well together. Rico is like Kowalskis right hand man. If Kowalski needs anything to do an experiment, who is gonna have it tucked away in his belly? Rico of course! And also,...
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