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Ugh. This is me, Nori if bạn dumbasses don't know who the hell is talking right now. Anyway, I thought to myself in the aqua-theatre. (because we were meant to put on a skill hiển thị at that time) that I shouldn't be in the fucking position I was then. I was bored to death, and Blowhole kept biting the trainers and sometimes the trainers thought that relations in the same tanks were a bad influence on each other. But I managed. Until 'That Day.' Oh, was it pity. Blowhole was jumping through the ring of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy for a retarded trick that the humans had suggested for him to do. As though I jumped through a ring of ice. ngọn lửa, chữa cháy vs Ice. Of course, it was so cold, that my flipper got caught onto it and froze. I was struggling as my Nữ hoàng băng giá pain started spreading, freezing me as I was trying to get to the Ring Of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy to melt it, as the fucking humans kept moving the hoop so I wouldn't get 'Burnt.' I was so pissed off now that when the 'Ring Of Fire' incident happened it was only a matter of fucking fact that Blowhole pulled the
ring of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy into the water, putting out the fire. Of course, he had a bleeding eye but that was gross. Erm, yeah it looked so DAMN painful that I had forgotten about my motherfucking Nữ hoàng băng giá flipper now spreaduing to my body. I could feel this cold chill start to take charge of me and I just laid there. Of course Blowhole had to be fucking OK not giving a crap about his ALMOST DEAD SISTER. This is why I carry a gun around whenever I'm near him. Anyway, the ice gradually began to melt, but they HAD to chill it THAT cold that it took like 3 hours to melt! Anyway I woke up and I was in a lair full of gadgetry and i was thinking 'WTF?' But Blowhole came to me riding on a Segway with a mechanical eye giving me a rather evil smirk. Only to find out that I was trapped. I got so fucking pissed off at him that he explained the whole damn thing. He trapped me because he was 'testing' out this new thing he built. Oh and also he got me a Segway - WITH NO WHEELS! But I was let free and got onto the wheel-less Segway, only to se that it was HOVERCRAFT! Blowhole got so JEALOUS, that I rubbed it in his face just out of boredom. :P Hope bạn liked it! Though bạn probably didn't. :L
Skipper and the others were getting weaker and weaker bởi the minute, they knew if they even stopped for one minute, they wouldn't di chuyển on, it felt like they've been in there for weeks, they were all starving, and thirsty, skipper wanted to ask private why he smelled like pee, but he felt as if private was trying to hide the smell, he didn't want to talk about it.

Rico: ugh! Well never find her body!

Marlene: don't give up! We're so close! She's got to be around here somewhere...

Julien: maybe we should just give up....well never get out of here...

Skipper turned around and grabbed julien

Skipper:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope bạn enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making bạn laugh. Any tiêu đề with a Roman numeral in brackets tiếp theo to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do thêm things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...
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Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, bạn don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, bạn were the one who đã đưa ý kiến I was exendable. Why do bạn care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than bạn do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....
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posted by Saori14
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Go to this address if bạn want to request a FanFiction from me. Now, onto the actual FanFiction:

Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper tiêu đề at the end. M rated, so if bạn don't like lemons click away hoặc don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...
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Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with tôm, tôm hùm minion throwing cá in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...
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Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the chim cánh cụt HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this mũ bảo hiểm will guarantee bạn to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now bạn can dance with your ngày the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly mũ bảo hiểm to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...
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One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, hoặc King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do bạn think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell bạn that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if bạn go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If bạn don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do bạn always have to start off my ngày with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...
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When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep hoặc even have conversation. Something changed the youngest chim cánh cụt that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost thêm than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just thêm violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The tiếp theo ngày passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...
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The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't bạn think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...
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Ch. 2

I looked around to see Skipper, Private, and Rico rushing out to see what had caused the explosion. I went after them as fast as I could.
Dark smoke clouds hurled themselves toward the sky on the oposite side of the zoo. Skipper rushed toward them with Private and Rico close behind. I went after them. Soon Skipper came to a stop, as did us other three. Just around the corner of the tường we were tiếp theo to was the sorce of the smoke.
Skipper turned to look at me, "You stay here and out of sight. Leave this to the profesionals." he then signaled Private and Rico to fallow him before going...
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Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the ốc, ốc sên approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced bởi Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and bởi King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....
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Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large đài phun nước stood...
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posted by JediPenguin16
This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and cá rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Contains 1 OC-but this story is about Dr. Blowhole. And the Penguins. And the Zoo. And Love, good, evil. Pirates. Lobsters....Look, this danh sách will go on forever, so I'm just going to get started.
Well, after Dr. B got defeated, things went a little crazy. The push of a button can change one life drastically.

Prolouge:

The last thing he could remember was a clown spewing purple light into his face.
Then, confused voices. Somethign about a "transfigurator" and " why would he keep that in there?"
In fact, these were his only memories. Slowly his dark brown eye opened. White. White walls, bedsheets,...
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posted by Whitesnowman
xin chào guys we need to talk and bạn BETTER pay attention ! Ok? Ok! Well I'm leaving fanpop and I want to apologize for all I've done ever since I made this STUPID account ! It was a very bad idea .Listen im truely sorry about all the mean stuff I đã đưa ý kiến to bạn . Truly from the bottom of my soulless tim, trái tim :( . I'm leaving so I won't Hurt your guys feelings anymore than I already have :( I'll leave in a few days to say goodbye . The only reason I đã đưa ý kiến all that stiff is because my parents are divorcing and I'm so mad I cant control it and took it out on bạn guys .im so sorry . Well I'm closing this entry .Goodbye
Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think bạn should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much bạn like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white...
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So Here's My Coca-cola Ad Celebrating The 150th Annivercery of The Company. This Commercial Stars Marlene.

It Starts Of With a Coca-cola Vending Machine, In The Zoo, Then Marlene walks up to it, all wet (she went to the đài phun nước for the money for the drink), Then She Jumps to put the money in the Machine, then as she falls back to the ground she presses the button. It Doesn't come out so she bangs it. It Still doesn't Comes Out, she Growls and Bangs On It About 4 hoặc 5 times, HARD, The Can Stills Doesn't Comes Out, Then She Looks In The thing where the cokes come out, Then she Gets sucked in...
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"Alright men, maintenance time!! Soon after, we'll go up there and train our asses off until we are ready to kill Pennywise!! Kowalski!! Fix the car's motor, Rico will scrub the floors, Private, bạn will scrub the w.c., and I'll wash off the cá guts from the hàng đầu, đầu trang level," đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. "Whats a w.c.?" asked Private. "The toilet, now go!!" barked out Skipper. They soon all ran to their chores and Private got into the bathroom, he then went over to the bleach and picked up the scrubber, he then hummed a tune as he began to head for the toilet. Suddenly, all 4 faucets in the bathing area turned...
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