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Fairy Tale 05.24.15

Skipper gripped the bars of his cage as Hans stood boastfully on the other side.

“All right, puffin,” he đã đưa ý kiến scowling, “you got me. What’s your plan this time?”

Hans smiled. “Why the rush?” he asked. “Can’t we talk?”

Skipper arched a brow and narrowed his eyes. “Talk? As in the exchange of words?”

Hans rolled his eyes. “That’s typically the definition of talk, Skipper.”

Skipper studied him carefully. “What about?”

Hans turned around and headed back to a control bàn under a large screen. “Do bạn remember when we were children, Skipper?” he asked calmly.

Skipper grimaced and glared at him. “Like a bell. Why?”

Hans hit a button and an image appeared on the screen. It was of he and Skipper at a young age, celebrating a successful mission. Skipper looked at it with disgust.

“What’s your game here, Hans?” he asked suspiciously.

Hans faced him and leaned back against the control table. “Don’t bạn remember that mission? I believe I recall saving your life.”

“You know that’s based on a technicality,” Skipper argued gripping the bars tighter. “What’s your point?”

Hans smiled. “I’m getting to it.” He hit another button. Another image displayed he and Skipper as children, on their first ngày of training. “Aw, look at us. We were so tiny!”

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Just get to the point, Hans.”

Hans sighed irritably. “What? bạn don’t want a trip down memory lane?”

“I’ll kick your tail feathers down memory lane,” Skipper replied crossly.

Hans approached his cage. “What’s the matter? Did bạn forget about the good ol’ days?” he asked tauntingly.

“First of all, that was over thirty years ago. Second, there was nothing ‘good’ about any of those days. bạn and your twisted mother accepted me into your family with nothing but deception and lies,” Skipper growled.

“Well, if you’re so big on technicalities, we only told one lie, which was about what happened to that silly little village of yours. And I didn’t even know it was a lie until I was a teenager. But everything else, that was no lie. We weren’t just friends, Skipper. We were brothers,” Hans explained.

Skipper didn’t break eye contact. “Emphasis on the were. And if we were such great ‘brothers,’ why did bạn frame me?”

Hans’ expression hardened. “Because bạn left me for dead when bạn found out the truth. bạn never even tried to hear my side of the story, hoặc mend our relationship. bạn took everything I had away!”

“Well, then I guess bạn got your revenge already!” Skipper đã đưa ý kiến slamming his fist into the bars. “You got your revenge that night at the Ministry of Open-Faced Sandwiches! What thêm do bạn want from me?” he asked as he weighed his chances of ripping out one of the cage bars and smacking Hans with it.

Hans’ expression softened. “Aw,” he mocked. “You still miss her.”

Skipper glared at Hans, but he didn’t respond.

“Anyway,” Hans đã đưa ý kiến nonchalantly, “what I’m getting at is a proposal.”

“Not interested,” Skipper replied without hesitation.

“You haven’t even heard it yet!” Hans protested. “I’m willing to put everything behind us. I really think we can be brothers again, just like—” he glanced longingly at the picture on the screen— “the good ol’ days.”

Skipper looked as if he’d just been punched in the gut. “You really believe I’m just going to put everything behind us so we can be Những người bạn again? Foremost, I don’t trust that this is a genuine proposal without a catch for an instant. Even if it was, I’d rather drink Number 12 than agree to a cockamamie reconciliation as that.”

Hans folded his flippers over his chest. “Really, Skipper? Not even for your own brother? We grew up together. We can have that again.”

“You’re not my brother,” Skipper replied. “My brothers are back at home, waiting for me to return from this seemingly pointless solo mission that was obviously a waste of my time. Do bạn even have an evil plan?”

Hans sighed impatiently. “What I want is a truce. We set aside our differences and be chums again. I just don’t understand what’s so hard to understand about that. That was years ago. I’ve let go. Why haven’t you?”

“What kind of fairy tale are bạn living in?” Skipper asked indignantly. “I will never let go. All bạn had to do was find me and we could’ve worked things out! bạn didn’t have to—to—” Skipper gripped the bars and looked at the ground, fighting to push the memory from his mind.

“I don’t believe that for a second,” Hans said. “You came to the Ministry that night to lock me up forever. bạn wouldn’t have brought that little klaphat if bạn weren’t.”

“Don’t talk about her that way, bạn son of a leopard seal!” Skipper yelled through the bars. “I swear if I get my flippers on you, I’ll—”

“Don’t waste your energy,” Hans đã đưa ý kiến with a dismissive wave of his flipper. “You’ve made your decision. If you’re not going to tham gia me, then I guess I’ll just have to get my revenge on bạn once and for all. Good bye,” he đã đưa ý kiến slamming his fist down on a button. A computerized voice told him there was thirty giây until self-destruct and started counting down.

Hans sprinted from the room and Skipper growled under his breath. He reached down to his leg, where he’d secured a paper clip safely hidden under his feathers. After using it to pick the lock to the cage, he glared at the bức ảnh still displayed on the screen before bolting from the room. He escaped with seven giây to spare, and Hans was nowhere to be seen.

“Next time,” Skipper đã đưa ý kiến under his breath. Then he started the long journey home.

— § —

Note: This is actually inspiration from something I’ve been working on for about two years now. I will đăng lên it, it is just the câu hỏi of when I can finally finish it. I have a lot of ideas for it that I’ve been dying to get on paper, but with several life issues (writer’s block, school, other personal events), it’s been a struggle to get it finished. This is why I finish a story before publishing. So, I guess bạn can consider this a preview.

bởi the way, klaphat means idiot. I just thought it sounded thêm insulting in Danish.
Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene đã đưa ý kiến one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene chim bồ câu, bồ câu into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope bạn all enjoy them. bởi the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why bạn would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank bạn for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting tiếp theo to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't di chuyển as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are bạn in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The chim cánh cụt in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Nữ hoàng băng giá is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he đã đưa ý kiến pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat tiếp theo to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic động vật had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did bạn manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the hàng đầu, đầu trang bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The cá heo Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking trà and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I đã đưa ý kiến to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did bạn ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do hoặc die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a chuột again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have bạn ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope bạn enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few thêm touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now hoặc never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested bởi link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance bởi Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And bởi the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did bạn have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a bàn in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever bạn are hoặc your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...
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NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: bạn kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now bạn make sure bạn keep the kids...
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"Skipper are bạn sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey bạn want to be in at night...for bạn guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails đã đưa ý kiến nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like bạn doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't bạn know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The một giây guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy đã đưa ý kiến slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the hình xăm on their necks,...
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