CHAPTER 6: JUST NUTS
If there is one creature that could truly break my control and infuriate me, that's Fred the Squirrel. Do I need to explain why? As Skipper said, "As dumb as a sack of hammers." But he is very vital to my plan now. He's easier to fool and convince because of his own stubborn judgement. And he could just jump from cây to tree, unlike Skipper who'll be waddling.
I stood on the zoo walls that faced central park. I scanned the area for Skipper. He just entered the park himself, and he is not in ahurry. He is muttering to himself, occasionally stopping in his pace, perhaps he's practicing the lines he want to say to Lilly.
A love's fool indeed, I thought. That would buy me some time. I spied Fred sitting on a branch of his tree, munching on a nut. I quickly approached via his blind side, made sure he's in earshot and begun my operation.
"What do bạn plan to do upon finding Lilly Skipper?" I said.
I played the recording. "I trust my instincts thêm than Lilly. Like I đã đưa ý kiến if I need to take down some of my men. I'll do it. If I learn that Lilly is patronizing with the enemy I'll throw her to Hoboken."
"Aye aye Skipper," I replied to the unpresent Skipper.
Then I walked to Fred's view.
"Hey bạn Pigeon!" Fred called. "Where's the flatheaded one bạn were talking to?"
"Pigeon?!" he called me a pigeon! Pfft. "I'm not a pigeon."
"But you're a bird right?"
"Yes but pigeons can fly, while I a chim cánh cụt naturally cannot." Without my inventions' help of course.
"Then bạn must be a chicken."
"Did bạn even hear the word penguin?!"
"Chicken."
"Whatever! If bạn find a female penguin, pigeon, chicken with a choker's chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm and a tattoo on her hip just tell her to come home! I'll give bạn a pack of almonds if bạn are able to find her."
"Almonds bạn say? Why didn't bạn just say so?" and he pounced off his cây for the search.
Good. Glad that's over. I almost thought it wont work.
I stealthily followed Fred, making sure Im not to be found bởi him, Skipper hoặc the humans walking by. And then he found her after 15 minutes. I hid behind a bush, stayed my distanced and watched.
She sat on a cây branch, looking sad and discouraged. That almost broke my tim, trái tim to watch, so I focused on Fred and their conversation through my binoculars, their voices faint but understandable enough.
"Hey! You, female chicken!" again Fred with the chicken!
"Are bạn talking to me?" Lilly asked.
"Nellie is our name right?"
"Lilly."
"That's funny, I could have sworn its Nellie."
"You must be the infamous Fred the squirrel." Lilly đã đưa ý kiến when she remembered our past stories about him.
"Uh-huh. There was that tall grumpy chicken who wanted me to tell bạn to come home. Tell him I did! And remind him he owes me almonds."
"Tall and grumpy? That must be Kowalski."
"Yeah and the flatheaded one was looking for bạn too."
"Skipper?" I cant help but notice Lilly's eyes lit up.
"Mmmhmmm. I herd him say something about bạn patronizing with the enemy and throwing bạn to Hobolen, Koboken I think."
"What? Hoboken?! bạn heard him say that?"
"It's Koboken. Yes I heard him say that. I think its a fancy ngày spa, congratulations."
Lilly fell silent then her flippers were clenched into fists.
"This time his paranoid imagination is going too far!" She turned to Fred, "Are bạn lying? Are bạn making this up? I swear I'm going to..."
"Hey! Hey!" Fred raised his paws in defense. "There's a pack of almonds at stake why would I lie?"
"I'll remind Kowalski of your almonds." she đã đưa ý kiến coldly and she jumped of the tree. She proceeded to the direction of the HQ.
I scanned the park once again for Skipper. Not very far, I found him meticulously checking trees for a sign of Lilly. Statistically speaking, Im 100% certain they'll find one another.
If there is one creature that could truly break my control and infuriate me, that's Fred the Squirrel. Do I need to explain why? As Skipper said, "As dumb as a sack of hammers." But he is very vital to my plan now. He's easier to fool and convince because of his own stubborn judgement. And he could just jump from cây to tree, unlike Skipper who'll be waddling.
I stood on the zoo walls that faced central park. I scanned the area for Skipper. He just entered the park himself, and he is not in ahurry. He is muttering to himself, occasionally stopping in his pace, perhaps he's practicing the lines he want to say to Lilly.
A love's fool indeed, I thought. That would buy me some time. I spied Fred sitting on a branch of his tree, munching on a nut. I quickly approached via his blind side, made sure he's in earshot and begun my operation.
"What do bạn plan to do upon finding Lilly Skipper?" I said.
I played the recording. "I trust my instincts thêm than Lilly. Like I đã đưa ý kiến if I need to take down some of my men. I'll do it. If I learn that Lilly is patronizing with the enemy I'll throw her to Hoboken."
"Aye aye Skipper," I replied to the unpresent Skipper.
Then I walked to Fred's view.
"Hey bạn Pigeon!" Fred called. "Where's the flatheaded one bạn were talking to?"
"Pigeon?!" he called me a pigeon! Pfft. "I'm not a pigeon."
"But you're a bird right?"
"Yes but pigeons can fly, while I a chim cánh cụt naturally cannot." Without my inventions' help of course.
"Then bạn must be a chicken."
"Did bạn even hear the word penguin?!"
"Chicken."
"Whatever! If bạn find a female penguin, pigeon, chicken with a choker's chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm and a tattoo on her hip just tell her to come home! I'll give bạn a pack of almonds if bạn are able to find her."
"Almonds bạn say? Why didn't bạn just say so?" and he pounced off his cây for the search.
Good. Glad that's over. I almost thought it wont work.
I stealthily followed Fred, making sure Im not to be found bởi him, Skipper hoặc the humans walking by. And then he found her after 15 minutes. I hid behind a bush, stayed my distanced and watched.
She sat on a cây branch, looking sad and discouraged. That almost broke my tim, trái tim to watch, so I focused on Fred and their conversation through my binoculars, their voices faint but understandable enough.
"Hey! You, female chicken!" again Fred with the chicken!
"Are bạn talking to me?" Lilly asked.
"Nellie is our name right?"
"Lilly."
"That's funny, I could have sworn its Nellie."
"You must be the infamous Fred the squirrel." Lilly đã đưa ý kiến when she remembered our past stories about him.
"Uh-huh. There was that tall grumpy chicken who wanted me to tell bạn to come home. Tell him I did! And remind him he owes me almonds."
"Tall and grumpy? That must be Kowalski."
"Yeah and the flatheaded one was looking for bạn too."
"Skipper?" I cant help but notice Lilly's eyes lit up.
"Mmmhmmm. I herd him say something about bạn patronizing with the enemy and throwing bạn to Hobolen, Koboken I think."
"What? Hoboken?! bạn heard him say that?"
"It's Koboken. Yes I heard him say that. I think its a fancy ngày spa, congratulations."
Lilly fell silent then her flippers were clenched into fists.
"This time his paranoid imagination is going too far!" She turned to Fred, "Are bạn lying? Are bạn making this up? I swear I'm going to..."
"Hey! Hey!" Fred raised his paws in defense. "There's a pack of almonds at stake why would I lie?"
"I'll remind Kowalski of your almonds." she đã đưa ý kiến coldly and she jumped of the tree. She proceeded to the direction of the HQ.
I scanned the park once again for Skipper. Not very far, I found him meticulously checking trees for a sign of Lilly. Statistically speaking, Im 100% certain they'll find one another.
Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: thêm PAROLE!
3.) If bạn think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: tình yêu ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T bạn tình yêu ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: thêm PAROLE!
3.) If bạn think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: tình yêu ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T bạn tình yêu ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet bạn skippah
skippah: nice to meet bạn too
melody: xin chào private wanna go get something special bạn deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet bạn skippah
skippah: nice to meet bạn too
melody: xin chào private wanna go get something special bạn deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued