In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an giờ down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't bạn know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I tình yêu my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.

Ford

Man: *Driving a Taurus. He slows down as he gets behind a Corvette* Why is he slowing down?
Teenager: *Looking at the Ford behind him* Please don't be undercover, please don't be undercover!
Man: *Passes him*
Teenager: *Lets out a sigh of relief as he watches the Ford speed away from him*

Toyota

Old Man: *Turns left, passing a red light. He pushes a truck off the road* Learn how to drive!!
Man 53: *Looks at the dent on his truck* Jackass.

Honda

Lady: *Points at her Accord* This is the best car ever, because it's very fuel efficient.
Man: *Looks at his Volt* Yeah, sure.
Lady: (Dammit! He knows the truth! His car is better!!)

Hummer, yes people still drive these

Man: Alright!! I finished lifting the 600 pound weights. Now it's time to go to Wal-Mart and buy stuff!!
People: *Shopping at Wal-Mart*
Man: *Crashes into the front of the store* I WANT 60,000 CASES OF WATER!!! PRONTO!!!
Worker: They're in Aisle 12!
Man: DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!!!!! And while you're at it, FILL UP MY HUMMER WITH DIESEL!!!!!!!!!!! I also need some Blu-Ray discs, a Blu-Ray player, and a large variety of food!
Worker: That probably explains why bạn crashed through the front of our store.

Not all Hummers run on diesel FYI.

Fiat

A hot chick with big breasts was walking towards a màu hồng, hồng Fiat 500.

Girl: *Grabs a dildo out of the găng tay compartment, then puts the key in the ignition. She turns it, and as she hears the engine having trouble starting, she begins to masturbate with the dildo* Ah! Ah! *Turns the key again as she continues masturbating* Oh yes~!

Citroen

Girl: It's the same thing as Fiat, only in France.
Man 96: Does anyone even drive those?
Girl: I have a 2CV.
Man 96: ...of course bạn do.

Volkswagen

Girl: *In a '55 Beetle, masturbating as her car won't start* Ja, Ja! Jawohl! Das ist wunderbar!
Man 89: Das ist das gleiche Problem wie Fiat, aber in Deutschland.

Aston Martin

Man: *Steps out of his car, wearing a tuxedo*
Woman: *Sitting behind a computer* Have bạn found anything yet?
Man: I spotted our target's vehicle. It's parked in front of the casino. It may take a while for me to-
Man 43: *Steps out of his car*
Man: Never mind, I got a clear shot. *Shoots the man*
Woman: bạn were supposed to bring him in alive!
Man: I'm Daniel Craig, I don't care about bringing people in for questioning. I only care about murder.
Woman: *Facepalm*

And finally, Nissan

A doorbell rang, and the door was soon opened bởi none other than.........ThaSlimJim.

ThaSlimJim: Oh cool, bạn brought my pizza.
pizza, bánh pizza Delivery Guy: Yes, I brought it in my new Altima.
ThaSlimJim: Holy shit dude, I have that car!
pizza, bánh pizza Delivery Guy: Sick bro!
ThaSlimJim: Do bạn also like pizza, bánh pizza too?
pizza, bánh pizza Delivery Guy: Hell yeah dude, that's why I deliver it!
ThaSlimJim: Sick! Come on in, I got some marijuana!
pizza, bánh pizza Delivery Guy: Rock on bro!!

6 hours later

pizza, bánh pizza Delivery Guy: *Stoned as he walks back to his car*
ThaSlimJim: Yo, come back tomorrow with thêm pizza!
pizza, bánh pizza Delivery Guy: Sure thing bro. *Stumbles into his car, and drives away. He swerves down the road at 60 miles an hour*



thêm Car Stereotypes

We have thêm stereotypes for thêm cars, coming your way.

Rolls-Royce

Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British trang chủ dear chap. Come this way and I'll hiển thị bạn what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a vàng frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day, and share half of it with everyone in town.
Butler: He wouldn't do that if he had an Audi. He'd have to save up to keep it from falling apart.

GMC

Teenager: *Looking at a man*
Man: bạn scratched my truck.
Teenager: I did not.
Man: Yes bạn did.
Teenager: *Follows the man towards his truck. No scratch is seen*
Man: My door is messed up thanks to you.
Teenager: I didn't even touch your truck.
Man: bạn need to be thêm careful on your bicycle. Get some training wheels.
Teenager: Hey, worry about yourself. *Rides away*
Man: *Shaking in fury*

Dodge

Girl: *Looking at a black charger following her* Please don't be undercover.
Man: *Driving the Charger* What is the meaning of this person going slow? *Runs the girl off the road*
Girl: *Stuck in a ditch* Well, he's definitely not a cop.

Chevrolet

Teenager: *Going 75 on the highway* I don't care if the speed is 55. I'm late for college.
Man 77: *Parked on the side of the road in a Suburban*
Teenager: *Turns off the highway, and drifts onto a road, turning right. He sees the Suburban* That's not a cop, because cops only use Ford's.
Man 77: *Spots the teenager speeding past him. He follows him, turning on his police lights* Dispatch, I got me a speeder.
Teenager: *Looks back at the cop* Fuck.

Mercedes-Benz. There's two of these.

The first one.

Busty Blonde: *Stops at a gas station in a shiny convertible* I need premium.
Attendant: You're not gonna masturbate if bạn have engine trouble, are you?
Busty Blonde: Does my car look like a Fiat? Besides, why should I masturbate, when I got you?
Attendant: *Blushing*

2nd

Indian: Hello, I from India, and this is my 1978 Mercedes. It is diesel powered, and should break down, but it does not, because it is Mercedes. All Indians, and Muslims in America drive diesel powered sedans from the 70's and 80's.
Muslim: Not me, I drive Volvo.
Indian: Get a diesel bạn bitch.

Mitsubishi

Man: *Drifting in snow* Woo-hoo!!
Man 79: *In a Ford Focus* Why am I losing?
Man: Because you're not driving a Mitsubishi. The king of rally cross, in dirt, hoặc snow!! Yeah!! *Goes over a 50 foot jump, and continues driving in the snow* Forget Jeep, Subaru, and everything else. Mitsubishi is what bạn need for off road adventures.

Subaru

Asian: *Drifting in an outback station wagon. He smiles as he tries hard not to lean into the passenger's ghế, chỗ ngồi as he continues drifting*

And finally, BMW

I wish this wasn't true, because BMW's are very nice cars. Alas, some BMW drivers do behave like morons. As a matter of fact, what bạn will see actually happened to me recently.

Man: *At a red light, getting ready to turn left. He looks at a BMW X5 on the other side of the intersection, also getting ready to turn left* That's a nice car, I'd like to have one of those.
Woman: *In the X5*
Man: *Sees the light turn green. He begins to go forward*
Woman: *Driving forward, but gets in front of the other car, and goes on the wrong side of the road*
Man: What are bạn doing?
Woman: bạn nearly hit me!!
Man: I'm not the one who got on the left side of the road. *Gets rammed bởi a Toyota*

Okay, I didn't actually get rammed, but a Toyota was coming towards me at 80 miles an hour. If bạn want to kill yourself, that's your problem, but don't get others involved bởi driving like a jackass.



How To Get On The Front Page Of Fanpop

New Orleans

Man 72: *Sitting with a friend at a cafe*
Man 66: *On his laptop* I'm trying to get on the front page of this website called Fanpop, but it ain't workin'.
Man 72: Why not?
Man 66: Well I đã đăng an bài viết called ten things bạn should never do while sleeping, and nobody seems to like it.
Man 72: Ten things bạn should't do while sleeping? bạn came up with that, and you're wondering why no one likes it?
Man 66: So I only came up with six things on the list, who cares?
Man 72: What kind of stuff usually gets on the front page?
Man 66: Well, there's a wonderful series of các bài viết here from WindWakerGuy430 called Hidden Gems. He reviews video games that most people never heard of. They're pretty great.
Man 72: What else is on the front page there?
Man 66: Well it ain't just articles. bạn got pictures, mostly focusing on women and their breasts, which I think is odd. Then there's also a few video which...wait...what is this garbage? Nermai đã đăng a trailer to that new movie.
Man 72: Who's Nermai?
Man 66: She's always on the front page, only because she keeps posting trailers to terrible movies!!
Sean: *Arrives* Hi, I'm an actual fanpop user. What seems to be the trouble?
Man 66: This chó cái, bitch keeps getting on the front page for postin' shit, and I don't even get any các bình luận on các bài viết that I work very hard on!
Woman 50: Did someone say hard on?
Sean: No! *Pushes the woman into a bus* There are certain ways for bạn to get on the front page on fanpop.
Man 72: How so?
Sean: First off, you've noticed those pictures with the girls, right?
Man 72: Yeah.
Sean: Well, everyone's doing that. Even though half of those pictures are inappropriate, hundreds of people on this beloved website frequently post pictures of girls with either big tits, hoặc big butts. Then there's the cute animals. Also, let's not forget that one My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony picture that keeps popping up. Why is that still there? There's tons of better pictures.
Man 72: Well I think we got the pictures down. How do bạn get on the front page with videos?
Sean: bạn don't, because Nermai, Greyswan618, and DarkSarcasm have no lives. They're always posting trailers to new phim chiếu rạp hoặc TV shows that no one cares about, every single giờ during the day. Except Tag. That looks great.
Man 66: What about Ready Player One?
Sean: That hasn't been on the front page in a while, but I do like that movie.
Man 66: How do I get my các bài viết on the front page?
Sean: *Looks at the laptop* hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 Things bạn Shouldn't Do While Sleeping? bạn only have 6 items on here. This will never do. Unfortunately however, even if bạn do try to make a good article, Fanpop's too focused on those trailers I mentioned earlier. Anyways, that's all there is to it. Happy Fanpopping. *Walks away*
Man 66: *Deletes his account*