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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Willits, Alicornia. January 3rd, 1981.

Stallion 95: *Slams his hoof on a counter* This is bullshit!
Stallion 42: Don't give me that attitude. It wasn't my decision. Q đã đưa ý kiến we have to stay here until we find the both of them.
Stallion 95: What if they were lying? We don't know where they are. I'm calling Q.

Napa, Alicornia

Penny: *Arrives in a 1977 Ford Mustang*
Vito: *Walks outside of the house to see Penny* Hey. *Hugs her*
Penny: It's so good to see bạn again.
Vito: Let's go inside. bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn wanted to meet my brother.

Vito is narrating as he walks into the house with Penny

Narrator: Our new năm was off to a good start. Penny continued her job in advertising, while Kayla worked at a grocery store. She also had a simple transfer. Jerry and I started working in the wine fields. Our jobs didn't pay as much as I thought, but that didn't bother me. I knew we'd make thêm money soon, but unlike last year, we wouldn't have to worry about somepony shooting bullets at us.
Vito: *Working alongside two Mexicans* How long does it take to buy one of these wineries, and make the real bucks?
Mexican 74: thêm than what we can afford amigo.
Mexican 25: It's somewhere up in the five digit zone.
Narrator: I had enough money, but if I bought it now, I'd immediately go bankrupt since there were other expenses to pay.

Back in San Franciscolt

Q: I don't want to hear excuses!
Stallion 95: We've been here for five days, and they haven't shown up! They lied! Jerry, and Vito could be anywhere in the world! Now we don't know where they are!
Q: I'm sending thêm ponies over there. We want bạn to comb this entire state. All the way from the north, to the Mexican border. *Hangs up*
Boss: *Walks over to Q* Still no sign of them?
Q: I gave them the order to wait for backup. Then they'll tìm kiếm this entire state like bạn requested.
Boss: It won't be easy, but I know we can find them.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jerry felt happy as he returned to his apartment.

Vito: bạn seem happy. How was work?
Jerry: Fun. Michael allowed me to fix my car for free.
Vito: That was kind of him. You'll probably have to fix it again within the week, but it's the thought that counts.
Jerry: How was your day?
Vito: I got a visit from 2 ponies from the FBI.
Jerry: The FBI?
Vito: They say they want to help us stay away from our family.
Jerry: How do bạn know they weren't in disguise?
Vito: Come again?
Jerry: What if they were really from the Costanza's?
Vito: I don't think the FBI would allow that to happen. They're usually on track...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Los Angeles, February 22nd, 1982

Narrator: After a few weeks, Jerry and I finally got to go to LA for our vacation with Harlan, Kayla, and Penny. We spent most of our time at the beach, and on the boardwalk.

Song: link

Band: One, two, a one two three.
Vito: *Watching the sunset as he walks onto the boardwalk with the others*

The ngày quickly turned into dark as the five ponies had fun on Pacific Park at Santa Monica Pier. Lights were flashing everywhere as they walked all over the boardwalk.

Vito: Jerry, bạn gotta try the pretzels.
Jerry: Only if bạn try the burgers.
Vito: Fair enough.

Several Mexicans...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:05): link

Vito starts this part bởi narrating again.

Narrator: Our new năm was off to a very good start. Nopony started to bother us, but that all changed on February 7th, 1982 when Jerry and I got a letter from Oregon State Police. The police arrested our cousin Harlan for armed robbery, and he was required to live with us since we were family members. At that moment, we knew we were fucked.

Song (Start at 1:10): link

Harlan: *Walks into the house*
Vito: *Nods to the two police ponies*
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: Good luck. *Walks off with his partner*
Vito: Close the door Harlan.
Harlan: *Closes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

March 3rd, 1987

Narrator: Things were going downhill for us again since Harlan was killed. We moved back in San Franciscolt in 1983 to hopefully hide under the noses of our family, and avoid rejoining their life of crime, but that plan was slowly failing. Vito started buying thêm guns, and sometimes got in trouble with the police. He would end up in frequent fights with them, and sometimes even shot them. He threatened to leave me to fight on my own if we ever encountered the Costanza's, but I'm already fighting on my own while Vito is dealing with the heat. It at least helps me focus...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
January 24th, 1986

Boss: *Talking on the phone* They've been gone for 5 years. I highly doubt this will bring them back.
Mr. Costanza: *Watching a snow storm in Chicagoat while talking to the San Franciscolt boss* We need to keep trying. They are sabotaging our organization.
Boss: They haven't called the cops on us.
Mr. Costanza: But they have killed dozens of our members. Our own flesh & blood. It's getting tough finding ponies to get made for our family.
Boss: There aren't as many Italians in this country as there were forty years ago. Perhaps we shouldn't worry about nationality, and just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Costanza's had another plan to try and make Vito & Jerry rejoin their life of crime.

Harlan: *Slowly pushing 5 flatcars towards a crane*
Costanza ngựa con, ngựa, pony 76: *Standing on a thuyền with a sniper rifle*
Costanza ngựa con, ngựa, pony 74: *Looking through a pair of binoculars* I think I see him. He's in a grey switcher bởi the turquoise crane.
Costanza ngựa con, ngựa, pony 76: *Looks through his súng trường scope* I see him. These waves will make it tricky to shoot him while driving the train. I'll need to wait for him to stop.
SP ngựa con, ngựa, pony 62: *Watching the flatcars* You're good!
Harlan: *Stops his train*
Costanza ngựa con, ngựa, pony 76: *Fires a bullet*
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Twilight Sparkle is the king of ass.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jerry returned trang chủ after fighting off the Mexicans.

Jerry: *Opens the refrigerator, and pours himself a glass of trái cam, màu da cam juice*
Vito: *Arrives* I had a nice walk through town. How are bạn doing Jerry?
Jerry: Good.
Vito: What do bạn say we watch some television?
Jerry: I'll tham gia bạn after I pour myself a bowl of pretzels.
Vito: Say no more. *Turns on the TV*
News Pony: It was a great hiển thị indeed, but now we di chuyển onto something thêm tragic. A chase between five ponies turned violent earlier this morning when four Mexicans tried to mug a stallion. One of them has been taken into custody, while the other...
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The hiển thị is funnier when played backwards.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
January 15, 1985

Michael was having an excellent afternoon with Jerry & Vito. The three of them had a lot of hard work, but they enjoyed being with each other.

Michael: *With Vito, and Jerry, working on a Cadillac* We've had to work on 15 cars so far.
Vito: We could beat our record of 16.
Jerry: Time to grab a drink. bạn guys want anything?
Michael: *Gives Jerry a dollar* I'm going for a Gatorade.
Vito: Get me a water as well.
Jerry: Okay. *Walks to the water cooler, and vending machine*
Michael: Oh, can bạn get me a spark plug from the back room?
Vito: *Nods, and walks away*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harlan walked into the apartment, feeling very pleased with himself.

Harlan: Another spectacular ngày of railroading complete.
Jerry: *Walks in with Vito*
Vito: Finally, our employment problem is over.
Harlan: Where are bạn guys working now?
Jerry: Mike's Autoshop?
Harlan: Never heard of it.
Vito: It's only a couple of blocks from here.
Jerry: The owner is a hedgehog.
Harlan: Oh.
Vito: We start tomorrow.

The tiếp theo day.

Michael: *Watching Vito & Jerry walk into the shop* Mornin' fellas. You're early.
Jerry: What are we doing first?
Michael: Can bạn work on the Subaru? I already placed it on the lift for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
March 8, 1983

Narrator: Vito somehow convinced the manager to allow the three of us to stay in The Ink House for the entire two months we went hiding in Zinfandel. It was time for us to head back to San Franciscolt. We would be hiding right under the noses of the mob. Our apartment was on Cora Street. Harlan got a job in Alameda working for the Southern Pacific as an engineer. He quickly gained experience while me and Vito worked at 7-11.
Vito: *Mopping the floor* How the hell do so many ponies drink lots of coffee within half an hour?
Jerry: It's a nightmare.
Boss: Hey, less talking and thêm working....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Michael & Vito were still working on the Cadillac during Jerry's absence.

Vito: I'm sorry, can I use the bathroom?
Michael: That's fine. I should be able to do the rest of this on my own. When you're done, kindly bring in the Honda.
Vito: Yes. *Walks to the bathroom*

Lucky for Jerry, he was able to keep the Costanza scenario a secret. He came back quickly after getting out of the taxi.

Jerry: Where's Vito?
Michael: Bathroom.
Jerry: Okay. Vito & I used to work for the Costanza's, but we left 4 years ago, hoping to find an easier way to make money.
Michael: It must have been tough for bạn guys....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

April 30, 1984

Narrator: A whole năm passed, and luckily, there was no sign of the family anywhere nearby. Unluckily for us, we were making less money. Vito & I got fired from 7-11 as part of an April Fools prank.

Skip the song to 2:17

Narrator: For over 300 days, we've been trying to find another job, but nothing happened. Harlan tried getting us jobs on the Southern Pacific so we could work together, but we couldn't pass training. The two of us recently saw an ad for a new autoshop opening nearby, so we decided to check it out.

As Jerry walks with Vito, they start a conversation....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vito explained to Harlan what happened as they drove north from Napa to Zinfandel.

Harlan: Again?
Vito: Again. If we stay around there any longer, chances are, we'd be dead right now.
Harlan: Where are we going to stay?
Vito: Well since bạn gained tons of money for us, we'll go to a hotel. I don't know how long we'll stay there, but once they make us leave, we'll have to go to a junkyard, and make do with what we have.
Harlan: Which isn't a whole lot.
Vito: No it's not.

Another phone call from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt was made.

Mr. Costanza: Did bạn find them yet?
Boss: Yes sir, but they escaped....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Jerry is now the narrator

Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky năm for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other súng stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over bởi our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we Mất tích our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the general store, Vito and Jerry got Harlan hired, and the three stallions started working together.

Harlan: I'll play along for now, but I'm quitting the một giây I find a better job.
Vito: I don't trust you. If bạn do find a "better job" I need to know what it is.
Jerry: *Arrives with a xe đẩy, giỏ hàng carrying snacks* Harlan, they need bạn over at Dairy.
Harlan: I'm going over there right now. *Heads for dairy*
Mare: *Watches Harlan walking towards her* Have bạn ever done facing before?
Harlan: What?
Mare: All bạn gotta do is check our products and make sure that the items aren't expired. bạn want to be...
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