God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the một giây i đăng lên it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful ngày in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a ngẫu nhiên gay thought suddenly popped up in her màu hồng, hồng head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Những người bạn is gay", Pinkie said...
Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your ngựa con, ngựa, pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand bạn like I do. I'm at work listening to my Nữ hoàng băng giá soundtrack. She'll never understand bạn like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for bạn to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If bạn could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't bạn see? bạn belong with me. bạn belong with me.