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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony franchise and the Người dơi franchise are not owned and created bởi me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Những người bạn were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight đã đưa ý kiến "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy đã đưa ý kiến "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

cầu vồng Dash đã đưa ý kiến "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie đã đưa ý kiến "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and đã đưa ý kiến "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "This cake should be much better than your trước đó cake."

Mr. Cake nervously đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry about selling bạn a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack đã đưa ý kiến "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and đã đưa ý kiến "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "It seems like bạn arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike đã đưa ý kiến "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased bởi Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He đã đưa ý kiến "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "This is thêm than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord đã đưa ý kiến "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "Welcome Discord. I hope that bạn enjoy your birthday party."

Discord đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as bạn didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and đã đưa ý kiến "It's nice."

Fluttershy đã đưa ý kiến "Thank goodness."

Discord đã đưa ý kiến "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "What are bạn talking about?"

Discord đã đưa ý kiến "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord đã đưa ý kiến "Because I tình yêu chaos. bạn wouldn't understand. Ponies like bạn take away the fun in life bởi being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord đã đưa ý kiến "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised bởi the ponies and Discord, but he was amused bởi it. The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "But I didn't hire a clown. Did bạn hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie đã đưa ý kiến "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and đã đưa ý kiến "I'm Discord. I tình yêu chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord đã đưa ý kiến "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and đã đưa ý kiến "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and đã đưa ý kiến "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She đã đưa ý kiến "Why did bạn call me that?"

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry to confuse bạn Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and đã đưa ý kiến "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to cầu vồng Dash and đã đưa ý kiến "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "Rarity bạn remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity đã đưa ý kiến "Why?"

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "Because bạn both think that you're better looking than bạn actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "It seems like bạn forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike đã đưa ý kiến "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and đã đưa ý kiến "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and đã đưa ý kiến "I tình yêu this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and đã đưa ý kiến "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for bạn ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and đã đưa ý kiến "I want bạn 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make bạn disappear."

Rarity angrily đã đưa ý kiến "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "It's just a quick magic trick."

rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack đã đưa ý kiến "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie đã đưa ý kiến "Are bạn going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "Actually I'm going to take bạn with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "Why would bạn sell us?"

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However bạn will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously đã đưa ý kiến "Are bạn actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He đã đưa ý kiến "Can bạn at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily đã đưa ý kiến "Then I must stop bạn Joker."

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to cú đấm the Joker, but he missed. Discord đã đưa ý kiến "Can bạn stay put so I can cú đấm you?"

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "I would tình yêu to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord đã đưa ý kiến "You hurt me."

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord đã đưa ý kiến "It appears that bạn can't take away the ponies now bạn weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily đã đưa ý kiến "I demand bạn to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and đã đưa ý kiến "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker đã đưa ý kiến "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord đã đưa ý kiến "It seems like I'll have to defeat bạn in a thêm simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at bạn ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "Thank bạn for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought bạn were."

Discord đã đưa ý kiến "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Người dơi handed Discord the key and snuck away.

rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack đã đưa ý kiến "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity đã đưa ý kiến "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and đã đưa ý kiến "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and đã đưa ý kiến "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
papillon was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she đã đưa ý kiến yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: bạn shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...
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This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..


Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe bạn can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what bạn ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of bạn in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest ngôi sao Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic cầu vồng as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. hoặc to be thêm specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: bạn wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A hoa that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a chó cái, bitch would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. bởi the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the ngày was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty phút until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward bạn with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If bạn shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, hoặc things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
cây phong, maple looked out at the bàn and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" cây phong, maple asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. cây phong, maple looked where Gummy was, right bởi her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" cây phong, maple asked. She looked around and then the phòng bếp, nhà bếp caught on fire. cây phong, maple gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. hoặc at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I đã đưa ý kiến last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick đít, mông, ass with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied tim, trái tim on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking kẹo, bánh kẹo goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. bởi the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need bạn to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train tiếp theo to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nancy
Nancy
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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