Tom: Okay everypony, bạn know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our tiếp theo episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes táo, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!

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Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. bạn have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.

Take 2

Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with bạn idiots?! Your organization is run bởi a bunch of retards!

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Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....

Take 2

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*

Everyone laughed at this.

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Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do bạn think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.

Everyone laughed at Derpy

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Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one thêm time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my ngày went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-

Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's lâu đài at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link

Set the speed to 2 once bạn get the song started

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*

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Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.

Take 2

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's trà time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.

Take 3

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's trà time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your đàn piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be thêm careful, hoặc else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what bạn mean, and I'll get it done. How much will bạn pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into bức ảnh Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End