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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing bởi a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, bạn have parked too close to a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says bạn have to park ten hooves, hoặc thêm from a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant.
Night Frizz: *Gets into her car*
Master Sword: Hey! Where do bạn think bạn are going?
Night Frizz: I claim your statement to be... Poppycock!
Choir of Ponies: Poppycock!
Night Frizz: *Drives away*
Master Sword: bạn ain't getting away from my promotion. *Drives his police car, and follows Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Turns right*
Master Sword: *Nearly hits a minivan, but still follows Night Frizz*
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 46: xin chào Sword, what are bạn doing?
Master Sword: Corporal Sword reporting. I'm in pursuit of a brand new Dodge Pegasus. The driver parked too close to a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant, and is fleeing from me.
Police Pony: Where is your current location?
Night Frizz: *Turns left*
Master Sword: We just took a left on Howitzer đường phố, street from Rubber Avenue.
Police Pony: If you'd like, we can set up a roadblock before she reaches the highway.
Master Sword: Yes, stop her at all costs. I need that arrest to make my promotion!
Police Pony: Okay. We're setting up a roadblock bởi the draw bridge.

But that was not a good idea. The roadblock was set up on the other side of the river, where Night Frizz was being chased bởi Master Sword.

Bridge Pony: *Sitting bởi bridge controls*
Bridge ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: I see a sailboat coming towards us.
Bridge Pony: No kidding. *Raising bridge*

Night Frizz was on the side of the bridge being raised. If she went fast enough, she'd be able to jump across.

Master Sword: Where's that roadblock?
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 46: On the other side.
Master Sword: bạn nincompoops.
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 46: What?
Night Frizz: *Drives onto bridge, then flies over the roadblock*
Master Sword: *Stops car*
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 46: Oh. Now I see why bạn called us nincompoops.
Master Sword: Stop her!
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 46: She got away man. I'm sorry, but bạn can Kiss your promotion good bye.
Master Sword: Oh no I won't. I'm gonna wait for that bridge to go down, then I'll chase that chó cái, bitch all the way to the Police Station, and have her arrested for speeding, parking near a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant, and running away from an officer.

Meanwhile, with Ryan, Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist.

Ryan: Sure is beautiful.
Blazin' Blue: Are bạn kidding? Baltimare is one of the ugliest-
Saten Twist: And dangerous.
Blazin' Blue: And dangerous city in the world.
Ryan: I was talking about a mare I saw driving a Silver sedan on the other side of the highway.
Night Frizz: *Gets on highway, and drives tiếp theo to Blazin' Blue*
Saten Twist: *Sees Night Frizz* Speaking of mares.
Ryan: Oh no bạn don't. If anypony-
Saten Twist: Anybody.
Ryan: Whatever. If anyone is asking her out, it's me. *Drives past Saten Twist, and gets tiếp theo to Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Sees Ryan, and Saten Twist driving bởi them, and gets on her walkie talkie*
Saten Twist: I'll be damned.
Night Frizz: xin chào guys. Where are bạn going?
Ryan: Fillydelphia? Would bạn like to tham gia us?
Night Frizz: Sure. I got something that might help bạn three.
Ryan: Nice. Did bạn guys hear that?
Blazin' Blue: Yep.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Night Frizz: Pull over on the side here, and I'll hiển thị you.

What is it that Night Frizz wants to hiển thị to the three stallions on their roadtrip?

Find out in the tiếp theo part of M.C.C, but in the meantime, the story is...

... 2 B continued.
 Night Frizz's car
Night Frizz's car
Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we tham gia them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do bạn have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... bạn was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your đít, mông, ass soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : bạn right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until bạn all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. bạn opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until bạn all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen bởi Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no bạn don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are bạn kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to di chuyển but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh bạn from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this ngựa con, ngựa, pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are bạn doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did bạn do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: bạn sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will hiển thị bạn them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: bạn see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do bạn think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, bạn there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a báo cáo of a ngựa con, ngựa, pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the một giây story of Lọ lem II: Dreams Come True. I hope that bạn will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny ngày in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, hoặc just relaxing their ngày away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other thêm often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case bạn are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a đường phố, street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ngựa con, ngựa, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ngựa con, ngựa, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the trái cam, màu da cam stallion asked. "Our tiếp theo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are bạn waiting for? Stab me if bạn can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are bạn doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, bạn are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Những người bạn but i forgive bạn now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed bạn to do bạn need any help dashy"
"ya can bạn um(looks aroud) can bạn clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back bạn must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE bạn SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are bạn okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do bạn have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do bạn need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he đã đưa ý kiến he was. Later, Score introduced her Những người bạn to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, nghề viết văn another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made bởi Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This hiển thị was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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Source: Equestria Daily
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful ngày in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have bạn done?
Pete: You're...
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