Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.
The story starts in China. Near a bờ biển, bãi biển was a fortress, where two guards were walking.
Soon, in the ocean, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.
They continued tiếp theo to each other, when a third surfer arrived.
The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.
Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào de dōngxi.
Chinese Guard 2: Zài hǎiyáng zhōng?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ xiǎng wǒ yòu kànjiàn sān gè chōnglàng zhě.
Surfers: *Laying bởi rock*
Chinese Guards: *Walk past*
Surfers: *Run towards fort*
While running, the surfers removed their masks. One of the surfers was none other then Mane. Con Mane.
Con: Disable the alarm.
Chinese Helper: *Goes to alarm*
Con: *Opens surfboard*
Chinese Helper 2: *Standing guard*
Chinese Helper: *Disables alarm*
Con: *Takes dao, con dao from surfboard*
After sticking it in the ground, a radar came out of the knife.
A helicopter was coming towards them.
Pilot: *Flying towards Con*
Con: *Running towards helicopter* Take off your surfing suits.
Chinese Helpers: *Taking off suits*
Pilot: *Lands helicopter*
Gustav: *Gets out of helicopter, then walks to Chinese Helper* Patrick, what is this? I'm supposed to-
Con: *Pointing gun at Gustav's head*
Chinese Helper: *Takes Gustav's suitcase*
Con: *Takes Gustav's sunglasses*
They were all riding in the helicopter now.
Gustav: So this was a set up.
Con: We know you, and the chinese are setting up a secret weapon somewhere in the North Pole. What kind is it?
Gustav: I'm not telling you.
Con: So, you'd rather do this the hard way?
Gustav: I don't have to do anything.
Chinese Helper: *Knocks out Con*
When the helicopter landed, they were back at base.
Chinese Helpers: *Dragging Con into fort*
Gustav: Make sure he suffers for a long time.
Chinese Helpers: *Filling bathtub full of water*
Con: *Waking up*
Chinese Helper: Good morning sweetheart.
Con: What is this?
Chinese Helper: Maybe your boss P, should think twice before getting a chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony to help you. *Drowning Con*
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Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present
A Con Mane Story
Dead Another ngày
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Gustav McGraw as Gustav Graves
Poppycock as Zao
Cloudkicker as Marisa
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Henry as Mr. Foust
Chinese Ponies as Bad Guys
And also starring Disneyfan333's OC
Lucy as Lady
Cars provided bởi
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Coltillac - Cadillac
Dodge - Dodge
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Laune - Rolls Royce
Lunicorn - lincoln
Meuzda - Mazda
PMC - GMC
Skyline - Nissan
After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.
Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do bạn want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing súng at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As bạn can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country.
Con: Yeah. We've been allies with them after we bombed Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Gustav: Well, they have made a deal to bring one of my soldiers back here, in exchange for you. The Japanese will bring bạn to back to Canterlot from where we make the exchange, and sooner hoặc later, you'll most likely be back to trying to kill me.
Con: bạn better believe it. May I ask bạn a question?
Gustav: What?
Con: What is the name of the soldier you're getting back?
Gustav: Zao. Get him into the truck.
Chinese Soldiers: *Taking Con to truck*
Once Con was in the truck, they took him to a bridge, where the Chinese, North Korea, and Russian border met. On one side of the bridge was Con, and the Chinese. The other side had the Japanese, and Zao.
Gustav: Alright. Have Zao walk across slowly. Once we get him back, bạn may have Con!
Japanese General: Very well. Go.
Zao: *Slowly walking across bridge*
Chinese Ponies: *Watching*
Zao: *Gets to China's side*
Japanese General: Now bạn bring Con to us.
Gustav: Go!
Con: *Walks across bridge*
Zao: SLOWER!!
Con: *Walks slower*
Japanese Ponies: *Watching*
Con: *Gets to Japanese side*
Gustav: bạn have what bạn want, and so do we. Goodbye.
Japanese General: *Bows*
Chinese Ponies: *Leaving*
Japanese General: We're glad to see you're an toàn, két an toàn Mr. Mane.
Con: Arigato General.
Japanese General: Now let's get bạn back home.
There wasn't an airport within miles of their location, but when they did find one, Con was able to get a flight back to Cantelot. All expenses were paid bởi the Japanese.
At the Canterlot airport.
Con: *Leaves airplane*
S: 0007. Good to see bạn again.
Con: Good to see bạn too S. I thought bạn were turning into an adult dragon.
S: Nah, that was just false information. The doctor đã đưa ý kiến they got my test mixed up with another dragon's test.
Con: Well, I guess that's a good thing, since you're back to being my Quartermaster. Whatever happened to Sydney?
S: Sydney P. Johnson is back to being T. Now, if you'll step into my car, we'll go back to headquarters.
Con: *Gets in S's car* Aren't bạn too short to drive?
S: Nope. *Gets in* I put buttons on the steering wheel that can control the car's speed.
Con: Just like a videogame. We oughta play one of those soon.
S: bạn just don't stop with the jokes, do you?
Con: Nope.
S: *Drives car*
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.
S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of bạn sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad bạn have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know bạn just returned, but I need bạn to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I hiển thị you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want bạn to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen, we had a spy working for us a long time ago, and she was good. She was really good.
Con: What was her name?
P: Lady.
Con: And bạn want me, to go get her?
P: That's right. Now, *Setting destination* She was killed bởi mexican soldiers, but bạn have to go, and save her. You'll be time traveling back to the year, 1958. When bạn get her, go indoors, and use this. *Shows remote* Hit the button to come back here with her.
Con: Yes sir.
P: *Sends Con to 1958*
Everything seemed dark at first, but after a while it was very bright.
Con: *Looks around* Whoa. It really worked. *Sees keys to car, and whistles* 1957 Flam Fairlane 500. *Gets in, and starts car* Beautiful. Now to go find Lady. *Drives*
Once Con started driving, he played this song on the radio link
Con: *Drives down road*
He was enjoying everything so far. The ngày was bright, and sunny. Birds were flying overhead, and everypony had a smile on their face.
Con: *Sees bar, and parks in parking lot. Then he walks to the bar*
Ponies: *Having conversation*
Bartender: Good morning sir. What would bạn like?
Con: Just a scotch.
Bartender: Coming right up. *Making drink*
Lady: *Walking on beach*
Con: That's her.
Pony: *Plays song on jukebox* link
Bartender: *Brings drink to Con*
Con: Thanks. *Drinks*
Lady: *Walks in*
Con: Hello.
Lady: *Sits down* bạn look really handsome. Are bạn nice?
Con: Very nice. Would bạn like some scotch?
Lady: *Laughs* You're funny too.
Con: Then how about I buy bạn your own drink?
Lady: What a gentlecolt. bạn don't have to buy me a drink. I can pay for my own.
Con: Listen, I have something important to tell you. I'm from the future, and a group of mexican soldiers are coming here to kill you.
Lady: Yeah right.
Con: No really. *Grabs newspaper* Look at this.
Lady: This newspaper says it's on the 15th of August, but today is the 14th.
Con: Exactly. We need to go find a place where only the two of us can time travel back to the future.
Lady: I know just the place.
Lady took Con to her house.
Lady: How are bạn going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the năm 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell bạn that. Are bạn ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*
It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the năm 2014.
P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place bạn have here.
P: Thank bạn Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have bạn do some target practice for us.
Lady: Just me?
P: Both of you. Our target range is further down the hallway. Mr. Foust will meet bạn there.
Lady: Thank you. *Goes to firing range*
Con: *About to go*
P: bạn Con, are going to do another type of firing range.
Con: What?
P: I want bạn to go meet S in his lab.
Con: Uh, sir, why can't I go in the firing range with Lady?
P: Because I don't want bạn making fun of her if she misses any of the targets.
Con: Wow. bạn don't know me at all. *Goes to lab*
Later.
Terrorist 64: *Shooting bullets*
Con: *Hiding behind wall*
Terrorist 64: *Moving towards Con*
Con: *Shoots Terrorist in the head*
Terrorists: *Running out of room, and into hallway*
Con: *Shoots both terrorists, then runs into room*
Terrorist Leader: *Holding P hostage* Put your gun down, hoặc he dies!
Con: *Shoots P, then shoots Terrorist*
S: Stop the simulation!
Lab Ponies: *Stop simulation*
Con: How did I do?
S: Well, bạn shot P which isn't a good thing at all.
Con: It wasn't that bad. Just a small flesh wound.
S: Bullshit. *Goes into room*
Con: *Follows S* bạn ever heard of the firing range sir Quarter Master?
S: Yeah, well it's called the future 0007, so get used to it.
Con: *Looks around room* So, this is where they keep the old relics, eh?
S: I'll have bạn know this is where our most modern technology is built.
Con: *Makes dao, con dao point out of shoe* Mh, hmm. *Touches knife* Pointy.
S: Do bạn have to touch everything?
Con: Does this still work? *Turns on jetpack*
S: *Turns off jetpack* Now look.
Con: So what is this stuff?
S: I'm trying to get to that. But first, follow me. *Goes towards train track*
Con: *Follows S*
S: *Hits button on remote*
A small flatcar came rolling towards them.
S: Your new ride.
Con: bạn don't expect me to drive this, do you?
S: What? This? *Hits another button*
A car suddenly appeared on the flat car.
S: We have fit in a cloaking device, hoặc an adaptive camouflage device, onto this car.
Con: Great.
S: bạn think that's great? Watch this. *Turns on weapons* Rockets, and two types of machine guns. Flip over the headlights, and out comes the machine gun. Then, there's a Automatic machine gun.
Con: Why is it called the automatic machine gun?
S: Watch, and learn. *Throws book in air*
The automatic machine súng shot the book.
Con: I like this car.
S: I knew bạn would.
P: *Arrives* I see bạn two are getting along.
Con: Why wouldn't we?
P: Just a guess about what happened earlier. That's all. Now Con, you, and Lady must get to the North Pole, and find out what that special weapon of their's is. Once bạn do, tell us about it, then eliminate Gustav.
Con: We won't let bạn down.
Con, and Lady made it to the North Pole. A bunch of other racers were there in many different cars. And a rock and roll band was playing music.
ngẫu nhiên Pony: *Playing guitar*
ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Playing drums*
ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony 3: *Singing* We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! 2002 motherfuckers.
Ponies: *Listening to music*
Announcer: Enjoy the âm nhạc while bạn can. The race is going to start soon.
Racers: *Get in cars*
Con: *Revs engine*
Lady: Why are bạn doing that?
Con: Because I mean business.
Flag Pony: *Holding green flag* 3! 2! 1! GO!
Racers: *Drive*
Con: This will be fun. *Passing racers*
Lady: I remember drag races in illegal areas, but this is ridiculous. What if bạn fall through the ice?
Con: Impossible. *Gets in một giây place*
Lady: Who's that in front of us?
Con: I don't know. I never met that ngựa con, ngựa, pony before. *Catching up*
Zao: *In first place*
Con: Oh, *Sees Zao* Now I know who that ngựa con, ngựa, pony is. *Passes Zao*
Lady: Is he a bad pony?
Con: Yes. He works for Gustav.
Lady: Well then, let's beat him.
Con: We already are.
They were going straight for a long time, but a left turn was coming up.
Con: *Drifts to the left*
Zao: *Behind Con*
Racers: *Going left*
Last Place Racer: *Crashes, then goes through ice*
Con: *Sees ngựa con, ngựa, pony in last place going through ice* Did bạn see that?
Lady: And bạn đã đưa ý kiến nopony could fall through.
Con: bạn might say that he dropped out of the race. *Turns right*
Zao: *drifting right*
Con: Oh, he's just doing that because I did it.
Zao: *tries to pass*
Con: *Going faster*
Zao: *Gets to left side of track*
Con: *Blocking Zao, then turns left*
Zao: *Turning left*
Con: *Goes over ice bridge*
Zao: *Goes over ice bridge, but sets up grenade launchers, then shoots bridge*
Racers: *Fall off ice, and into water*
The only racers left now were Con, and Zao. When they arrived at the finish, they were at a palace made entirely out of ice. It was called the Ice Hotel.
At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do bạn think it's better, hoặc worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help bạn out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
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Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did bạn do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with Con*
Ponies: *Seeing Con, and Lady* Check this out.
Con: *Spins Lady around*
Lady: *Sticks front hooves in air* Whoo!
Ponies: *Dancing*
Con: *Dancing with Lady*
Gustav: What is this?
Zao: Finally, real music.
Gustav: *Pulls Zao towards him* Where do bạn think you're going? bạn have a job.
Zao: *Sighs* What do bạn want me to do now?
Gustav: Get the weapon set up.
Zao: Yes sir. *Goes to weapon*
Gustav: Turn on the lights that are facing me.
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 89: Yes sir. *Turns on lights*
Gustav: Ah! *Covers eyes* That's too bright bạn bastard!
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 89: *Makes lights less bright* Would bạn like a microphone too?
Gustav: Yes.
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 89: *Gives microphone to Gustav*
Gustav: Thanks. At least bạn actually did something right for once. *Speaking into microphone* Listen up everypony. I hope you're having a good time, because now I have important news to tell you. You're all going to die.
Ponies: What?!
Gustav: bạn see, the Chinese graciously helped me create a weapon called the Icarus, that can melt really big chunks of ice such as the one we are standing on. However, I'm going to melt Antarctica with this. Water supply is small, and we must get thêm water.
Lady: Yeah, 1958 was definitely better for me.
Con: I'm sorry bạn had to get dragged into this shithole.
Lady: A shithole?
Con: Forget it. Listen, we gotta work together to stop them from using that weapon.
Later that night, Gustav, Zao, and half of the Chinese military were going from the ice Hotel to another building created bởi Zao.
Gustav & Zao: *drive off*
Chinese Ponies: *Following Gustav*
Con: Alright. Stay here, and try to prevent them from firing the Icarus. I'll got after Gustav, and try to kill everypony there.
Lady: Con, can bạn do one thing for me?
Con: What might that be?
Lady: Be careful.
Con: I will. *Kisses Lady*
Lady: *Kisses Con*
Con: Now I have to go. *Runs off*
tiếp theo morning at the other building, which was only five phút away from the Ice Hotel.
Con: *Parks his car, and turns on adaptive camouflage* I got to find a way into that building. *turns off car, and gets out*
Chinese Pony36: *Standing guard*
Con: *Breaks Chinese Pony36's neck, then takes his keys, and uses them to open door* Nopony seems to be around. I better go find Gustav. *Walks around*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52: *Walks out of room*
Con: *Goes into river, and hides under bridge*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52: *Walks across bridge*
Con: *Gets across river while putting a silencer on gun*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52: *Turns around*
Con: *Shoots Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52*
While Con was in the other building, Lady was trying to find out where The Icarus was.
Lady: *Walks upstairs*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 90: *Spots Lady* Hey!
Lady: *Throws Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony downstairs*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 90: *Breaks his neck*
Lady: *Walks down hallway*
Chinese Ponies: *Appear behind her* Freeze!
Lady: *Looks behind her*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: What do we do with her?
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 9: Put her in a room, and fill it with water.
Lady: Is that the Chinese Water Torture?
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: Sure. *Grabs Lady, and takes her to water room*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 9: This will teach bạn for intruding.
Lady: *Gets pushed into water room*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: *Turns on water*
The water room was soon filling up with water. The door was locked so Lady couldn't escape.
Back at the ice hotel.
Zao: Gustav, we just received word that an intruder was spotted at the Ice Hotel.
Gustav: Who was it?
Zao: A mare, possibly working for the C.I.E.
Gustav: Well, it's a good thing they didn't send Con Mane to stop us.
Zao: Right.
Gustav: Let's discuss our plan in this room. *Walks into room*
Zao: *Walks into room*
Con: *Sitting in chair* So bạn live to be dead another day.
Gustav: You've got a lot of nerve to sneak up on us like that.
Con: bạn knew this would happen since bạn held me prisoner in China.
Gustav: I let bạn free, didn't I?
Con: bạn nearly killed me.
Gustav: So what? You're going to kill me for letting bạn free?
Con: No. I'm going to kill bạn for endangering my life. *Pulls trigger*
Nothing happened
Gustav: We removed the firing pin from your gun on your visit in the hotel last night.
Con: Who did it?
Gustav: My good friend Zao. He was so sneaky while bạn were listening to our presentation after bạn changed the âm nhạc at our party, that bạn didn't even notice.
Con: *Stands up*
Gustav: And where do bạn think you're going Mr. Mane?
Con: *Opens window* I just thought we'd like to have some fresh air. *Jumps out window*
Gustav: That bastard killed himself.
Con: *Deploys parachute*
Zao: *Looks out window* No he didn't.
Gustav: What?! *Looks out window*
Con: *Going towards water* Oh boy. *Lands on chunk of ice*
Time for some surfing
Con: *Sees big wave, and stays still as the wind pushes his parachute towards the other building*
Gustav: Go downstairs, and look for him.
Zao: Yes sir. *Runs off*
Con: *Jumps up in air, and lands on ice*
Chinese Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles*
Con: *Ties parachute around blocks of ice*
Chinese Ponies: *Run into parachute, and fall off snowmobiles*
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.
Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see bạn now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off.
Con: *Floors it*
Zao: *Follows Con*
Con: *Drifting to the right*
Zao: *Shooting at Con's car*
Con: *Does 180 degree spin, and drives backwards*
Zao: *Shooting missiles*
Con: *Shooting Missiles*
The missiles kept hitting each other.
Con: *Does another 180 degree spin, and drives forward*
Equestrian Ponies: *Dropping bombs near ice hotel*
Chinese Ponies: *Grabbing gear* Get in the aircraft! Quickly!
Near the Ice Hotel
Con: *Checks adaptive Camouflage đang tải time* Only halfway done.
Zao: *Launches tên lửa which flips Con's car onto the roof*
Con: *Remaining calm*
Zao: *Getting close*
Con: *Opens roof of car*
Zao: *Launches another missile*
Con: *Hits ejector seat*
Con's car launched into the air, avoiding the missile.
Zao: *Drives past*
Con: *Shooting at Zao's car with Machine guns*
Zao: *Gets grenade launchers ready*
Con: *Activates automatic machine guns*
Zao: *Launching grenades*
Con: *Shoots grenades*
Equestrian Ponies: *Dropping napalm on Ice Hotel* Ice is melting, let's clear out.
Con: *Rams Zao's car*
Zao: *Spins out of control*
Chinese Ponies: *Shooting at Con's car*
Con: *Runs over Chinese Ponies*
Zao: *Drives after Con again*
Con: *Drives into Ice Hotel*
Zao: *Following Con*
Mr. Foust: Con, do bạn read me?
Con: Yeah, what is it?
Mr. Foust: It's Lady. She's stuck in a room filling up with water. bạn must save her.
Con: I'm on it. First I have to lose Zao. *Stops near cliff*
Zao: *Stops near Con's car*
Car: Adaptive Camouflage restored.
Con: *Puts on super traction*
Zao: *Drives towards Con's car, and turns on spears*
Con: *Turns on adaptive camouflage*
Zao: What? *Drives off cliff* AAAAAAAHH! *Lands in water*
Con: *Turns off adaptive camouflage, then drives downstairs*
Zao: *Swims to surface*
Con: *Shoots lantern hanging from roof*
The lantern had a sharp edge at the bottom, heading for Zao
Zao: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Dies*
Con: *Drives towards water room* Lady.
Lady: *Under the water*
Con: *Drives into doors*
The doors opened, and the water poured out of the room.
Lady: *On front windshield*
Con: *Breaks windshield*
Lady: *gets into car*
Con: Are bạn alright?
Lady: Never better.
Con: Good.
The ice was melting, and an aircraft was about to take off.
Con: *Floors it*
Lady: We're not gonna make it.
Con: Oh yes we will.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Chinese Ponies: *Closing doors*
Con: *Shoots Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Ponies: *Fall off plane*
Con: Now nopony can close the door. *Floors it*
Lady: Dear lord, please let us-
Con: Don't pray! Praying is for bad ponies. *Drives onto plane, then stops*
Lady: *Gets out of car, and closes door*
Con: Untie the helicopter. We're gonna need it to get out of here if we land in China.
Gustav: *Appears* Con Mane. What another surprise to see bạn again.
Con: Your plan has failed Gustav. The Icarus has been destroyed.
Gustav: Maybe, but I have a massive supply of napalm in a dozen of airplanes. With this remote control, I can press the button, and my wish of melting all of Antarctica will come true. bạn see Mr. Mane, not every villain can be defeated. I am one of those unbeatable villains, and if bạn try to make any di chuyển on me, I'll press the button.
Con: *Shoots remote*
Gustav: *being shocked* AAAH!!
Con: *hits remote away from Gustav*
Gustav: No! bạn dumb pony! Look what bạn did!
Con: I saved the world. I know exactly what I did. *Shoots Gustav*
But the remote control exploded, and the plane was losing altitude.
Lady: We're gonna crash!
Con: That helicopter is untied, right?
Lady: Yeah, I got it untied.
Con: Good, get in. *Gets in helicopter, and starts it up*
Lady: *Opens door, then runs in*
Con: *Flies out of plane*
Lady: So, now what?
Con: We're heading back to Canterlot. Gustav is dead, and The Icarus is destroyed.
S: 0007, come in immediately!
Con: Yes S?
S: I just recieved word that bạn destroyed the Corvette I gave you.
Con: Me? No, Gustav did that. How did bạn know anyway?
S: I put a tracker on it, and when your car blew up, the tracker told me about it.
Con: Sorry S, I really liked the car. I'll tell bạn what, I'm heading back in a helicopter, I'll let bạn have that.
S: Mane, bạn listen to me-
Con: *Turns off radio* Where were we?
Lady: We were heading for Canterlot.
Con: Oh right. How about this? *Kisses Lady*
Lady: *Kissing Con*
The End
The story starts in China. Near a bờ biển, bãi biển was a fortress, where two guards were walking.
Soon, in the ocean, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.
They continued tiếp theo to each other, when a third surfer arrived.
The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.
Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào de dōngxi.
Chinese Guard 2: Zài hǎiyáng zhōng?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ xiǎng wǒ yòu kànjiàn sān gè chōnglàng zhě.
Surfers: *Laying bởi rock*
Chinese Guards: *Walk past*
Surfers: *Run towards fort*
While running, the surfers removed their masks. One of the surfers was none other then Mane. Con Mane.
Con: Disable the alarm.
Chinese Helper: *Goes to alarm*
Con: *Opens surfboard*
Chinese Helper 2: *Standing guard*
Chinese Helper: *Disables alarm*
Con: *Takes dao, con dao from surfboard*
After sticking it in the ground, a radar came out of the knife.
A helicopter was coming towards them.
Pilot: *Flying towards Con*
Con: *Running towards helicopter* Take off your surfing suits.
Chinese Helpers: *Taking off suits*
Pilot: *Lands helicopter*
Gustav: *Gets out of helicopter, then walks to Chinese Helper* Patrick, what is this? I'm supposed to-
Con: *Pointing gun at Gustav's head*
Chinese Helper: *Takes Gustav's suitcase*
Con: *Takes Gustav's sunglasses*
They were all riding in the helicopter now.
Gustav: So this was a set up.
Con: We know you, and the chinese are setting up a secret weapon somewhere in the North Pole. What kind is it?
Gustav: I'm not telling you.
Con: So, you'd rather do this the hard way?
Gustav: I don't have to do anything.
Chinese Helper: *Knocks out Con*
When the helicopter landed, they were back at base.
Chinese Helpers: *Dragging Con into fort*
Gustav: Make sure he suffers for a long time.
Chinese Helpers: *Filling bathtub full of water*
Con: *Waking up*
Chinese Helper: Good morning sweetheart.
Con: What is this?
Chinese Helper: Maybe your boss P, should think twice before getting a chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony to help you. *Drowning Con*
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Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present
A Con Mane Story
Dead Another ngày
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Gustav McGraw as Gustav Graves
Poppycock as Zao
Cloudkicker as Marisa
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Henry as Mr. Foust
Chinese Ponies as Bad Guys
And also starring Disneyfan333's OC
Lucy as Lady
Cars provided bởi
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Coltillac - Cadillac
Dodge - Dodge
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Laune - Rolls Royce
Lunicorn - lincoln
Meuzda - Mazda
PMC - GMC
Skyline - Nissan
After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.
Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do bạn want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing súng at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As bạn can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country.
Con: Yeah. We've been allies with them after we bombed Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Gustav: Well, they have made a deal to bring one of my soldiers back here, in exchange for you. The Japanese will bring bạn to back to Canterlot from where we make the exchange, and sooner hoặc later, you'll most likely be back to trying to kill me.
Con: bạn better believe it. May I ask bạn a question?
Gustav: What?
Con: What is the name of the soldier you're getting back?
Gustav: Zao. Get him into the truck.
Chinese Soldiers: *Taking Con to truck*
Once Con was in the truck, they took him to a bridge, where the Chinese, North Korea, and Russian border met. On one side of the bridge was Con, and the Chinese. The other side had the Japanese, and Zao.
Gustav: Alright. Have Zao walk across slowly. Once we get him back, bạn may have Con!
Japanese General: Very well. Go.
Zao: *Slowly walking across bridge*
Chinese Ponies: *Watching*
Zao: *Gets to China's side*
Japanese General: Now bạn bring Con to us.
Gustav: Go!
Con: *Walks across bridge*
Zao: SLOWER!!
Con: *Walks slower*
Japanese Ponies: *Watching*
Con: *Gets to Japanese side*
Gustav: bạn have what bạn want, and so do we. Goodbye.
Japanese General: *Bows*
Chinese Ponies: *Leaving*
Japanese General: We're glad to see you're an toàn, két an toàn Mr. Mane.
Con: Arigato General.
Japanese General: Now let's get bạn back home.
There wasn't an airport within miles of their location, but when they did find one, Con was able to get a flight back to Cantelot. All expenses were paid bởi the Japanese.
At the Canterlot airport.
Con: *Leaves airplane*
S: 0007. Good to see bạn again.
Con: Good to see bạn too S. I thought bạn were turning into an adult dragon.
S: Nah, that was just false information. The doctor đã đưa ý kiến they got my test mixed up with another dragon's test.
Con: Well, I guess that's a good thing, since you're back to being my Quartermaster. Whatever happened to Sydney?
S: Sydney P. Johnson is back to being T. Now, if you'll step into my car, we'll go back to headquarters.
Con: *Gets in S's car* Aren't bạn too short to drive?
S: Nope. *Gets in* I put buttons on the steering wheel that can control the car's speed.
Con: Just like a videogame. We oughta play one of those soon.
S: bạn just don't stop with the jokes, do you?
Con: Nope.
S: *Drives car*
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.
S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of bạn sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad bạn have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know bạn just returned, but I need bạn to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I hiển thị you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want bạn to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen, we had a spy working for us a long time ago, and she was good. She was really good.
Con: What was her name?
P: Lady.
Con: And bạn want me, to go get her?
P: That's right. Now, *Setting destination* She was killed bởi mexican soldiers, but bạn have to go, and save her. You'll be time traveling back to the year, 1958. When bạn get her, go indoors, and use this. *Shows remote* Hit the button to come back here with her.
Con: Yes sir.
P: *Sends Con to 1958*
Everything seemed dark at first, but after a while it was very bright.
Con: *Looks around* Whoa. It really worked. *Sees keys to car, and whistles* 1957 Flam Fairlane 500. *Gets in, and starts car* Beautiful. Now to go find Lady. *Drives*
Once Con started driving, he played this song on the radio link
Con: *Drives down road*
He was enjoying everything so far. The ngày was bright, and sunny. Birds were flying overhead, and everypony had a smile on their face.
Con: *Sees bar, and parks in parking lot. Then he walks to the bar*
Ponies: *Having conversation*
Bartender: Good morning sir. What would bạn like?
Con: Just a scotch.
Bartender: Coming right up. *Making drink*
Lady: *Walking on beach*
Con: That's her.
Pony: *Plays song on jukebox* link
Bartender: *Brings drink to Con*
Con: Thanks. *Drinks*
Lady: *Walks in*
Con: Hello.
Lady: *Sits down* bạn look really handsome. Are bạn nice?
Con: Very nice. Would bạn like some scotch?
Lady: *Laughs* You're funny too.
Con: Then how about I buy bạn your own drink?
Lady: What a gentlecolt. bạn don't have to buy me a drink. I can pay for my own.
Con: Listen, I have something important to tell you. I'm from the future, and a group of mexican soldiers are coming here to kill you.
Lady: Yeah right.
Con: No really. *Grabs newspaper* Look at this.
Lady: This newspaper says it's on the 15th of August, but today is the 14th.
Con: Exactly. We need to go find a place where only the two of us can time travel back to the future.
Lady: I know just the place.
Lady took Con to her house.
Lady: How are bạn going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the năm 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell bạn that. Are bạn ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*
It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the năm 2014.
P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place bạn have here.
P: Thank bạn Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have bạn do some target practice for us.
Lady: Just me?
P: Both of you. Our target range is further down the hallway. Mr. Foust will meet bạn there.
Lady: Thank you. *Goes to firing range*
Con: *About to go*
P: bạn Con, are going to do another type of firing range.
Con: What?
P: I want bạn to go meet S in his lab.
Con: Uh, sir, why can't I go in the firing range with Lady?
P: Because I don't want bạn making fun of her if she misses any of the targets.
Con: Wow. bạn don't know me at all. *Goes to lab*
Later.
Terrorist 64: *Shooting bullets*
Con: *Hiding behind wall*
Terrorist 64: *Moving towards Con*
Con: *Shoots Terrorist in the head*
Terrorists: *Running out of room, and into hallway*
Con: *Shoots both terrorists, then runs into room*
Terrorist Leader: *Holding P hostage* Put your gun down, hoặc he dies!
Con: *Shoots P, then shoots Terrorist*
S: Stop the simulation!
Lab Ponies: *Stop simulation*
Con: How did I do?
S: Well, bạn shot P which isn't a good thing at all.
Con: It wasn't that bad. Just a small flesh wound.
S: Bullshit. *Goes into room*
Con: *Follows S* bạn ever heard of the firing range sir Quarter Master?
S: Yeah, well it's called the future 0007, so get used to it.
Con: *Looks around room* So, this is where they keep the old relics, eh?
S: I'll have bạn know this is where our most modern technology is built.
Con: *Makes dao, con dao point out of shoe* Mh, hmm. *Touches knife* Pointy.
S: Do bạn have to touch everything?
Con: Does this still work? *Turns on jetpack*
S: *Turns off jetpack* Now look.
Con: So what is this stuff?
S: I'm trying to get to that. But first, follow me. *Goes towards train track*
Con: *Follows S*
S: *Hits button on remote*
A small flatcar came rolling towards them.
S: Your new ride.
Con: bạn don't expect me to drive this, do you?
S: What? This? *Hits another button*
A car suddenly appeared on the flat car.
S: We have fit in a cloaking device, hoặc an adaptive camouflage device, onto this car.
Con: Great.
S: bạn think that's great? Watch this. *Turns on weapons* Rockets, and two types of machine guns. Flip over the headlights, and out comes the machine gun. Then, there's a Automatic machine gun.
Con: Why is it called the automatic machine gun?
S: Watch, and learn. *Throws book in air*
The automatic machine súng shot the book.
Con: I like this car.
S: I knew bạn would.
P: *Arrives* I see bạn two are getting along.
Con: Why wouldn't we?
P: Just a guess about what happened earlier. That's all. Now Con, you, and Lady must get to the North Pole, and find out what that special weapon of their's is. Once bạn do, tell us about it, then eliminate Gustav.
Con: We won't let bạn down.
Con, and Lady made it to the North Pole. A bunch of other racers were there in many different cars. And a rock and roll band was playing music.
ngẫu nhiên Pony: *Playing guitar*
ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Playing drums*
ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony 3: *Singing* We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! 2002 motherfuckers.
Ponies: *Listening to music*
Announcer: Enjoy the âm nhạc while bạn can. The race is going to start soon.
Racers: *Get in cars*
Con: *Revs engine*
Lady: Why are bạn doing that?
Con: Because I mean business.
Flag Pony: *Holding green flag* 3! 2! 1! GO!
Racers: *Drive*
Con: This will be fun. *Passing racers*
Lady: I remember drag races in illegal areas, but this is ridiculous. What if bạn fall through the ice?
Con: Impossible. *Gets in một giây place*
Lady: Who's that in front of us?
Con: I don't know. I never met that ngựa con, ngựa, pony before. *Catching up*
Zao: *In first place*
Con: Oh, *Sees Zao* Now I know who that ngựa con, ngựa, pony is. *Passes Zao*
Lady: Is he a bad pony?
Con: Yes. He works for Gustav.
Lady: Well then, let's beat him.
Con: We already are.
They were going straight for a long time, but a left turn was coming up.
Con: *Drifts to the left*
Zao: *Behind Con*
Racers: *Going left*
Last Place Racer: *Crashes, then goes through ice*
Con: *Sees ngựa con, ngựa, pony in last place going through ice* Did bạn see that?
Lady: And bạn đã đưa ý kiến nopony could fall through.
Con: bạn might say that he dropped out of the race. *Turns right*
Zao: *drifting right*
Con: Oh, he's just doing that because I did it.
Zao: *tries to pass*
Con: *Going faster*
Zao: *Gets to left side of track*
Con: *Blocking Zao, then turns left*
Zao: *Turning left*
Con: *Goes over ice bridge*
Zao: *Goes over ice bridge, but sets up grenade launchers, then shoots bridge*
Racers: *Fall off ice, and into water*
The only racers left now were Con, and Zao. When they arrived at the finish, they were at a palace made entirely out of ice. It was called the Ice Hotel.
At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do bạn think it's better, hoặc worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help bạn out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
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Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did bạn do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with Con*
Ponies: *Seeing Con, and Lady* Check this out.
Con: *Spins Lady around*
Lady: *Sticks front hooves in air* Whoo!
Ponies: *Dancing*
Con: *Dancing with Lady*
Gustav: What is this?
Zao: Finally, real music.
Gustav: *Pulls Zao towards him* Where do bạn think you're going? bạn have a job.
Zao: *Sighs* What do bạn want me to do now?
Gustav: Get the weapon set up.
Zao: Yes sir. *Goes to weapon*
Gustav: Turn on the lights that are facing me.
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 89: Yes sir. *Turns on lights*
Gustav: Ah! *Covers eyes* That's too bright bạn bastard!
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 89: *Makes lights less bright* Would bạn like a microphone too?
Gustav: Yes.
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 89: *Gives microphone to Gustav*
Gustav: Thanks. At least bạn actually did something right for once. *Speaking into microphone* Listen up everypony. I hope you're having a good time, because now I have important news to tell you. You're all going to die.
Ponies: What?!
Gustav: bạn see, the Chinese graciously helped me create a weapon called the Icarus, that can melt really big chunks of ice such as the one we are standing on. However, I'm going to melt Antarctica with this. Water supply is small, and we must get thêm water.
Lady: Yeah, 1958 was definitely better for me.
Con: I'm sorry bạn had to get dragged into this shithole.
Lady: A shithole?
Con: Forget it. Listen, we gotta work together to stop them from using that weapon.
Later that night, Gustav, Zao, and half of the Chinese military were going from the ice Hotel to another building created bởi Zao.
Gustav & Zao: *drive off*
Chinese Ponies: *Following Gustav*
Con: Alright. Stay here, and try to prevent them from firing the Icarus. I'll got after Gustav, and try to kill everypony there.
Lady: Con, can bạn do one thing for me?
Con: What might that be?
Lady: Be careful.
Con: I will. *Kisses Lady*
Lady: *Kisses Con*
Con: Now I have to go. *Runs off*
tiếp theo morning at the other building, which was only five phút away from the Ice Hotel.
Con: *Parks his car, and turns on adaptive camouflage* I got to find a way into that building. *turns off car, and gets out*
Chinese Pony36: *Standing guard*
Con: *Breaks Chinese Pony36's neck, then takes his keys, and uses them to open door* Nopony seems to be around. I better go find Gustav. *Walks around*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52: *Walks out of room*
Con: *Goes into river, and hides under bridge*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52: *Walks across bridge*
Con: *Gets across river while putting a silencer on gun*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52: *Turns around*
Con: *Shoots Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52*
While Con was in the other building, Lady was trying to find out where The Icarus was.
Lady: *Walks upstairs*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 90: *Spots Lady* Hey!
Lady: *Throws Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony downstairs*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 90: *Breaks his neck*
Lady: *Walks down hallway*
Chinese Ponies: *Appear behind her* Freeze!
Lady: *Looks behind her*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: What do we do with her?
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 9: Put her in a room, and fill it with water.
Lady: Is that the Chinese Water Torture?
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: Sure. *Grabs Lady, and takes her to water room*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 9: This will teach bạn for intruding.
Lady: *Gets pushed into water room*
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: *Turns on water*
The water room was soon filling up with water. The door was locked so Lady couldn't escape.
Back at the ice hotel.
Zao: Gustav, we just received word that an intruder was spotted at the Ice Hotel.
Gustav: Who was it?
Zao: A mare, possibly working for the C.I.E.
Gustav: Well, it's a good thing they didn't send Con Mane to stop us.
Zao: Right.
Gustav: Let's discuss our plan in this room. *Walks into room*
Zao: *Walks into room*
Con: *Sitting in chair* So bạn live to be dead another day.
Gustav: You've got a lot of nerve to sneak up on us like that.
Con: bạn knew this would happen since bạn held me prisoner in China.
Gustav: I let bạn free, didn't I?
Con: bạn nearly killed me.
Gustav: So what? You're going to kill me for letting bạn free?
Con: No. I'm going to kill bạn for endangering my life. *Pulls trigger*
Nothing happened
Gustav: We removed the firing pin from your gun on your visit in the hotel last night.
Con: Who did it?
Gustav: My good friend Zao. He was so sneaky while bạn were listening to our presentation after bạn changed the âm nhạc at our party, that bạn didn't even notice.
Con: *Stands up*
Gustav: And where do bạn think you're going Mr. Mane?
Con: *Opens window* I just thought we'd like to have some fresh air. *Jumps out window*
Gustav: That bastard killed himself.
Con: *Deploys parachute*
Zao: *Looks out window* No he didn't.
Gustav: What?! *Looks out window*
Con: *Going towards water* Oh boy. *Lands on chunk of ice*
Time for some surfing
Con: *Sees big wave, and stays still as the wind pushes his parachute towards the other building*
Gustav: Go downstairs, and look for him.
Zao: Yes sir. *Runs off*
Con: *Jumps up in air, and lands on ice*
Chinese Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles*
Con: *Ties parachute around blocks of ice*
Chinese Ponies: *Run into parachute, and fall off snowmobiles*
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.
Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see bạn now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off.
Con: *Floors it*
Zao: *Follows Con*
Con: *Drifting to the right*
Zao: *Shooting at Con's car*
Con: *Does 180 degree spin, and drives backwards*
Zao: *Shooting missiles*
Con: *Shooting Missiles*
The missiles kept hitting each other.
Con: *Does another 180 degree spin, and drives forward*
Equestrian Ponies: *Dropping bombs near ice hotel*
Chinese Ponies: *Grabbing gear* Get in the aircraft! Quickly!
Near the Ice Hotel
Con: *Checks adaptive Camouflage đang tải time* Only halfway done.
Zao: *Launches tên lửa which flips Con's car onto the roof*
Con: *Remaining calm*
Zao: *Getting close*
Con: *Opens roof of car*
Zao: *Launches another missile*
Con: *Hits ejector seat*
Con's car launched into the air, avoiding the missile.
Zao: *Drives past*
Con: *Shooting at Zao's car with Machine guns*
Zao: *Gets grenade launchers ready*
Con: *Activates automatic machine guns*
Zao: *Launching grenades*
Con: *Shoots grenades*
Equestrian Ponies: *Dropping napalm on Ice Hotel* Ice is melting, let's clear out.
Con: *Rams Zao's car*
Zao: *Spins out of control*
Chinese Ponies: *Shooting at Con's car*
Con: *Runs over Chinese Ponies*
Zao: *Drives after Con again*
Con: *Drives into Ice Hotel*
Zao: *Following Con*
Mr. Foust: Con, do bạn read me?
Con: Yeah, what is it?
Mr. Foust: It's Lady. She's stuck in a room filling up with water. bạn must save her.
Con: I'm on it. First I have to lose Zao. *Stops near cliff*
Zao: *Stops near Con's car*
Car: Adaptive Camouflage restored.
Con: *Puts on super traction*
Zao: *Drives towards Con's car, and turns on spears*
Con: *Turns on adaptive camouflage*
Zao: What? *Drives off cliff* AAAAAAAHH! *Lands in water*
Con: *Turns off adaptive camouflage, then drives downstairs*
Zao: *Swims to surface*
Con: *Shoots lantern hanging from roof*
The lantern had a sharp edge at the bottom, heading for Zao
Zao: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Dies*
Con: *Drives towards water room* Lady.
Lady: *Under the water*
Con: *Drives into doors*
The doors opened, and the water poured out of the room.
Lady: *On front windshield*
Con: *Breaks windshield*
Lady: *gets into car*
Con: Are bạn alright?
Lady: Never better.
Con: Good.
The ice was melting, and an aircraft was about to take off.
Con: *Floors it*
Lady: We're not gonna make it.
Con: Oh yes we will.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Chinese Ponies: *Closing doors*
Con: *Shoots Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Ponies: *Fall off plane*
Con: Now nopony can close the door. *Floors it*
Lady: Dear lord, please let us-
Con: Don't pray! Praying is for bad ponies. *Drives onto plane, then stops*
Lady: *Gets out of car, and closes door*
Con: Untie the helicopter. We're gonna need it to get out of here if we land in China.
Gustav: *Appears* Con Mane. What another surprise to see bạn again.
Con: Your plan has failed Gustav. The Icarus has been destroyed.
Gustav: Maybe, but I have a massive supply of napalm in a dozen of airplanes. With this remote control, I can press the button, and my wish of melting all of Antarctica will come true. bạn see Mr. Mane, not every villain can be defeated. I am one of those unbeatable villains, and if bạn try to make any di chuyển on me, I'll press the button.
Con: *Shoots remote*
Gustav: *being shocked* AAAH!!
Con: *hits remote away from Gustav*
Gustav: No! bạn dumb pony! Look what bạn did!
Con: I saved the world. I know exactly what I did. *Shoots Gustav*
But the remote control exploded, and the plane was losing altitude.
Lady: We're gonna crash!
Con: That helicopter is untied, right?
Lady: Yeah, I got it untied.
Con: Good, get in. *Gets in helicopter, and starts it up*
Lady: *Opens door, then runs in*
Con: *Flies out of plane*
Lady: So, now what?
Con: We're heading back to Canterlot. Gustav is dead, and The Icarus is destroyed.
S: 0007, come in immediately!
Con: Yes S?
S: I just recieved word that bạn destroyed the Corvette I gave you.
Con: Me? No, Gustav did that. How did bạn know anyway?
S: I put a tracker on it, and when your car blew up, the tracker told me about it.
Con: Sorry S, I really liked the car. I'll tell bạn what, I'm heading back in a helicopter, I'll let bạn have that.
S: Mane, bạn listen to me-
Con: *Turns off radio* Where were we?
Lady: We were heading for Canterlot.
Con: Oh right. How about this? *Kisses Lady*
Lady: *Kissing Con*
The End
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
Celebrating four seasons of MLPFIM!
MLPFIM is one of my yêu thích shows right now and to honor that and celebrate its four seasons I decided to write this article. I hope bạn guys like it!
Top Fifteen Best Episodes
15. Boast Busters
This episode introduces Trixie who has so far been in two episodes. Most những người hâm mộ like Magic Duel more, but this one is a little better to me. I just really like Twilight in this episode and how she fights off the Ursa Minor. The first episode written bởi Chris Savino.
14. Owl's Well That Ends Well
I guess a lot of people don't like this episode, but I think this is the...
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Top Fifteen Best Episodes
MLP Artwork
15. Boast Busters
This episode introduces Trixie who has so far been in two episodes. Most những người hâm mộ like Magic Duel more, but this one is a little better to me. I just really like Twilight in this episode and how she fights off the Ursa Minor. The first episode written bởi Chris Savino.
Shooting Stars
14. Owl's Well That Ends Well
I guess a lot of people don't like this episode, but I think this is the...
