(Warning: This bài viết series contains violence, strong language, sexual themes, use of drugs, and extreme use of alcohol)
mận Jerkum: (Looks at new home) So, this is our new trang chủ that I'll be living in. I can't believe it costed $500,00 to get it. Though, I guess a house of this size has to be that expensive. I'd better call Shot and tell him to get his drunken đít, mông, ass over here
(Meanwhile, in Liberhay City)
Shot Glass: (Snoring under a large pile of bottles)
Shot Glass: (Rises fro pile of bottle) HUH! WHO! WHAT! WHERE! WHY! (Picks up phone) If this is the car insurance company, I'm not here at the moment. If anyone else, hello?
mận Jerkum: Shot its your brother
Shot Glass: Which one
mận Jerkum: bạn only have the one brother. That would be me
Shot Glass: And bạn are...
mận Jerkum: Its Plum
Shot Glass: Oh, hey. What's up, Plum
mận Jerkum: I just bought us a house in Los Santrots. With two T's, though the last one is silent
Shot Glass: bạn got us a house. Well, its about fucking time. The landlord's trying to throw me out of this place as soon as he can, and another ngựa con, ngựa, pony got shot in the head yesterday in the laundry room. I can't clean my socks when there's brain matter all over the washing machine. I'll get there as soon as I finish packing. I'll see bạn soon (hangs up) Okay, got to start packing. Lets see... I'll need my XColt 360........ Yep, that should do it (Walks outside) So long, Liberhay City, I walked in thinking bạn were a piece of shit, and I'm leaving... still thinking your a piece of shit (Whistle) cỏ khô, hay taxi (Taxi pulls up) (Shot Glass gets in) Take me to the airport, please (Drives to airport)
mận Jerkum: Okay, so, all I got to do know is just get some stuff for this place. A T.V. will do nicely. Now, how much money do we got (Looks in wallet) Oh, hell (dials number in cell phone) Hello, Mr. Bank President, sir. I was wondering if bạn could tell me the amount of money is in my account... It's mận Jerkum................... What... Your kidding, right... Your not kidding... Okay... Thank you, anyway (hangs up) Fuck