Jeff was trotting to Sugarcube corner. He was going to make bánh nướng nhỏ today. He didn't know why he was so exited about it though, he didn't even like cupcakes. Oh well, he'd probably fail at it anyway. He could just imagine all the icing all over the place with chunks of dough on the ceiling and all the ponies running and screaming and begging for their life when he cut their necks....This was still about baking, right? He assumed yes. "They all Go to sleep one day." He said. When he got to the bakery a màu hồng, hồng blur pounced on him.
"Hi Jeffery!" đã đưa ý kiến Pinkie.
"How do bạn know my full name?" Jeff asked. "Oh, wait, logic doesn't apply here."
"Are bạn ready?" She asked.
Jeff nodded. "Please get off of me."
"Sorry." Pinkie apologized.
"No problem, I'm used to it." Jeff said, remembering the fangirls.
"Well, we should get started." Pinkie said, hopping into the bakery. "Take this." Pinkie said, giving Jeff a cupcake.
"Thanks." Jeff said, taking a bite. He spit it out as soon as he tasted it though. "POISON, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Jeff started running around the room like a flying pixie demon monster from The mountain of dew. "YOU WERE GONNA POISON ME!" He had spent enough time with Laughing Jack to have memorized what poison tasted like and which poison did what. "THE POWER OF ZALGO COMPELS YOU!"
Pinkie was looking at Jeff giggling. "How did bạn guess?" She asked as if nothing had happened.
"It buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnsssssssssssssss." Jeff đã đưa ý kiến in a loud whisper. "Oh, and to answer your question, Razor blades hurt when the hit your tongue." Then Jeff face hoofed. "I mean I had a friend who worked with poison once."
"Do bạn know what poison was in the cupcake?" Pinkie asked.
"I don't know names, but it makes bạn sleep, Now, Go to sleep." He said, unsheathing his knife. He ran at Pinkie.
Pinkie dodged and pulled her party súng thần công, pháo out of nowhere.
"Guns are inferior to knives in every way." Jeff đã đưa ý kiến dodging the spray of confetti and cake. He then threw his dao, con dao Pinkie easily dodged it and grabbed her butcher knife, again, out of nowhere. Her hair slowly went flat and darkened.
"Let's make bánh nướng nhỏ Jeffery." đã đưa ý kiến Pinkimena.
"Never!" Jeff yelled, grabbing his dao, con dao from the tường it hit. "Go to sleep!" He ran at her again. She nearly dodged but got a gash in her side. She swung her rìu nhỏ, rìa, hatchet and hit him in the flank. He recoiled at the sudden injury then swung at her again, nearly hitting her head but missing bởi half an inch.
She stabbed him in the arm he wasn't using to attack.
He jumped in the air and spun like a drill. He fell at a rapid pace, hitting Pinkie in her hind leg, as she had tried to dodge. He jumped back quickly, flinching when he accidentally put weight on his injured leg.
Pinkie pulled the dao, con dao out of her leg and stood on two feet. Her rìu nhỏ, rìa, hatchet in one hoof, Jeff's dao, con dao in the other. She ran at him, somehow ignoring the pain in her leg and swung, one blow landing after another.
He tried to dodge but She was to fast. At one point his own dao, con dao sliced right above his eye. He grabbed Pinimena's hoof and twisted. He the threw her across the room into the oven. He tried to hold it shut and turn it on but his many injuries made it impossible. She broke out of the oven, the door hit Jeff and sent him skidding across the room.
She charged at him again, now holding another dao, con dao in her mouth. She swung over and over until Jeff collapsed to the ground. She then dropped his dao, con dao and the other ngẫu nhiên knife. Jeff tried to get up many times but fell over each time. He watched as his attacker approached. She looked kinda like Jane, if she was less gay looking.
"Any last words?" Pinkimena asked. Jeff chuckled at first. Soon he was in a fit of laughter. despite all his injuries he couldn't do anything but laugh. "Haven't bạn ever heard of not letting your guard down?" Jeff said, standing back up and picking up his knife. "You're dumber than the others." Jeff giggled again. "Ya put up a good fight though."
There was the shape of a pegasus behind Pinkamena. It slowly walked closer and slowly gained color.
"I prefer muffins over bagels and cupcakes." Derpy spoke. Then she laughed. "But I like them all."
Jeff and Pinkamena just stared, slack jawed.
"I thought...hmm. Where could that idiot be, Jack đã đưa ý kiến he'd come here if he heard me scream." Jeff pondered. He was sure the whole country had heard him screaming.
~~~
Jack was lazily sitting on a đám mây when he heard something.
"POISON, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" It was Jeff's voice.
"He'll probably be fine." Jack told himself.
"THE POWER OF ZALGO COMPELS YOU!"
The screams echoed through the town.
"hmm...Yeah, He'll be fine."
~~~
"Oh well." Jeff said. "At least I'm alive."
"Not for long." Pinkamena said, grabbing Jeff bởi the neck and standing on two hooves.
Jeff kicked her in the stomach and tried to run, but fell down immediately.
"STOP!" Derpy yelled, pouncing on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Pinkamena and holding her down. "Calm down. This is solving nothing."
"Um, yeah. What She said." Jeff said.
After a little while Pinkamena calmed down. Her hair started to poof back up also. "Well, i guess I could make bánh nướng nhỏ with somepony else." She đã đưa ý kiến in her usual cheerful voice.
Derpy slowly loosened her grip on Pinkie. As soon as it was loose enough she shot away fast as a bullet. "That was awesome!"
"Awesome?" Jeff asked as if he couldn't believe what he'd heard. "You nearly freaking killed me!"
"I know, but bạn put up a good fight. I don't know any other ngựa con, ngựa, pony who can defend themselves so well."
Jeff gave Pinkie a skeptical look.
"Most ponies, even if they didn't fall for the cupcake, wouldn't last a một giây fighting Pinamena!" Pinkie explained.
Jeff nodded, the cut smile getting slightly bigger. "You know...I could still help bạn with those cupcakes, we just need to find a new special ingredient."
"That sounds like fun, but who do we use?" Pinkie asked.
"I saw this aqua green colored unicorn on the way her. She đã đưa ý kiến my face is ugly." Jeff suggested.
"Lyra, sure. Her number's been drawn lots of times, but whenever it is I can't seem to find her. It's like she goes into a different universe hoặc something."
"I'll go get her." Derpy offered. "If we also make muffins."
"Sure thing Derpy." Pinkie agreed.
With that Derpy flew out of the bakery.
"Hi Jeffery!" đã đưa ý kiến Pinkie.
"How do bạn know my full name?" Jeff asked. "Oh, wait, logic doesn't apply here."
"Are bạn ready?" She asked.
Jeff nodded. "Please get off of me."
"Sorry." Pinkie apologized.
"No problem, I'm used to it." Jeff said, remembering the fangirls.
"Well, we should get started." Pinkie said, hopping into the bakery. "Take this." Pinkie said, giving Jeff a cupcake.
"Thanks." Jeff said, taking a bite. He spit it out as soon as he tasted it though. "POISON, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Jeff started running around the room like a flying pixie demon monster from The mountain of dew. "YOU WERE GONNA POISON ME!" He had spent enough time with Laughing Jack to have memorized what poison tasted like and which poison did what. "THE POWER OF ZALGO COMPELS YOU!"
Pinkie was looking at Jeff giggling. "How did bạn guess?" She asked as if nothing had happened.
"It buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnsssssssssssssss." Jeff đã đưa ý kiến in a loud whisper. "Oh, and to answer your question, Razor blades hurt when the hit your tongue." Then Jeff face hoofed. "I mean I had a friend who worked with poison once."
"Do bạn know what poison was in the cupcake?" Pinkie asked.
"I don't know names, but it makes bạn sleep, Now, Go to sleep." He said, unsheathing his knife. He ran at Pinkie.
Pinkie dodged and pulled her party súng thần công, pháo out of nowhere.
"Guns are inferior to knives in every way." Jeff đã đưa ý kiến dodging the spray of confetti and cake. He then threw his dao, con dao Pinkie easily dodged it and grabbed her butcher knife, again, out of nowhere. Her hair slowly went flat and darkened.
"Let's make bánh nướng nhỏ Jeffery." đã đưa ý kiến Pinkimena.
"Never!" Jeff yelled, grabbing his dao, con dao from the tường it hit. "Go to sleep!" He ran at her again. She nearly dodged but got a gash in her side. She swung her rìu nhỏ, rìa, hatchet and hit him in the flank. He recoiled at the sudden injury then swung at her again, nearly hitting her head but missing bởi half an inch.
She stabbed him in the arm he wasn't using to attack.
He jumped in the air and spun like a drill. He fell at a rapid pace, hitting Pinkie in her hind leg, as she had tried to dodge. He jumped back quickly, flinching when he accidentally put weight on his injured leg.
Pinkie pulled the dao, con dao out of her leg and stood on two feet. Her rìu nhỏ, rìa, hatchet in one hoof, Jeff's dao, con dao in the other. She ran at him, somehow ignoring the pain in her leg and swung, one blow landing after another.
He tried to dodge but She was to fast. At one point his own dao, con dao sliced right above his eye. He grabbed Pinimena's hoof and twisted. He the threw her across the room into the oven. He tried to hold it shut and turn it on but his many injuries made it impossible. She broke out of the oven, the door hit Jeff and sent him skidding across the room.
She charged at him again, now holding another dao, con dao in her mouth. She swung over and over until Jeff collapsed to the ground. She then dropped his dao, con dao and the other ngẫu nhiên knife. Jeff tried to get up many times but fell over each time. He watched as his attacker approached. She looked kinda like Jane, if she was less gay looking.
"Any last words?" Pinkimena asked. Jeff chuckled at first. Soon he was in a fit of laughter. despite all his injuries he couldn't do anything but laugh. "Haven't bạn ever heard of not letting your guard down?" Jeff said, standing back up and picking up his knife. "You're dumber than the others." Jeff giggled again. "Ya put up a good fight though."
There was the shape of a pegasus behind Pinkamena. It slowly walked closer and slowly gained color.
"I prefer muffins over bagels and cupcakes." Derpy spoke. Then she laughed. "But I like them all."
Jeff and Pinkamena just stared, slack jawed.
"I thought...hmm. Where could that idiot be, Jack đã đưa ý kiến he'd come here if he heard me scream." Jeff pondered. He was sure the whole country had heard him screaming.
~~~
Jack was lazily sitting on a đám mây when he heard something.
"POISON, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" It was Jeff's voice.
"He'll probably be fine." Jack told himself.
"THE POWER OF ZALGO COMPELS YOU!"
The screams echoed through the town.
"hmm...Yeah, He'll be fine."
~~~
"Oh well." Jeff said. "At least I'm alive."
"Not for long." Pinkamena said, grabbing Jeff bởi the neck and standing on two hooves.
Jeff kicked her in the stomach and tried to run, but fell down immediately.
"STOP!" Derpy yelled, pouncing on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Pinkamena and holding her down. "Calm down. This is solving nothing."
"Um, yeah. What She said." Jeff said.
After a little while Pinkamena calmed down. Her hair started to poof back up also. "Well, i guess I could make bánh nướng nhỏ with somepony else." She đã đưa ý kiến in her usual cheerful voice.
Derpy slowly loosened her grip on Pinkie. As soon as it was loose enough she shot away fast as a bullet. "That was awesome!"
"Awesome?" Jeff asked as if he couldn't believe what he'd heard. "You nearly freaking killed me!"
"I know, but bạn put up a good fight. I don't know any other ngựa con, ngựa, pony who can defend themselves so well."
Jeff gave Pinkie a skeptical look.
"Most ponies, even if they didn't fall for the cupcake, wouldn't last a một giây fighting Pinamena!" Pinkie explained.
Jeff nodded, the cut smile getting slightly bigger. "You know...I could still help bạn with those cupcakes, we just need to find a new special ingredient."
"That sounds like fun, but who do we use?" Pinkie asked.
"I saw this aqua green colored unicorn on the way her. She đã đưa ý kiến my face is ugly." Jeff suggested.
"Lyra, sure. Her number's been drawn lots of times, but whenever it is I can't seem to find her. It's like she goes into a different universe hoặc something."
"I'll go get her." Derpy offered. "If we also make muffins."
"Sure thing Derpy." Pinkie agreed.
With that Derpy flew out of the bakery.