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We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are bạn sure about this?
Discord: I have a súng trường of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope bạn know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: bạn got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent to kill us, but all they did was kidnap us, and destroy the time machine.

Discord: I told bạn to kill them!
Cpl. Myass: I thought bạn đã đưa ý kiến kidnap them.
Catie: bạn should have let me give them the order! They don't care about your lousy english.
Discord: Why are bạn speaking it then?
Sean: Hello? Prisoner here!
KS: He broke out!
Sean: I was never your prisoner to begin with. Cya!
KS: He's probably going to free the others.
Discord: Not if I have something to say about it! *runs off*
Sean: *Frees cầu vồng Dash & Pinkie Pie*
cầu vồng Dash: Thanks. Now lets get outta here.
Sean: Right. We have to kill Discord, Catie, and King Sombra first. Then I can use chaos control to time travel 12 hours ago.
Pinkie Pie: Where did bạn establish that?
Sean: It's before the time machine is created.
Discord: *grabs sword* Hello fuckface!
Sean: Oh great bạn have that. ME TO! * grabs sword*
Pinkie Pie: We need help!
cầu vồng Dash: I wouldn't say that just yet Pinkie Pie.
Sean: *hits Discord's stomach*
Discord: *swings sword like mad*
Sean: blocks attacks*
KS: ngọn lửa, chữa cháy at him!
Communists: *shoot toward me*
Pinkie Pie: OMC!
Sean: Pinkie! *throws sword*
Pinkie Pie: *catches sword* En Guarde! *Acts random*
Sean: *grabs gun from soldier* Hope bạn don't mind, just borrowing this.
Communist Soldier: Not a problem. Wait, what?!
Sean: *kills soldiers, and King Sombra*
Pinkie Pie: *fighting Discord*
Discord: *throws Pinkie Pie out window*
Catie: What?!
Sean: Stop!
Catie: Chaos Control!
Sean: *grabs Catie*
Catie: *runs toward Sugarcube* Discord, I'm in Ponyville, and need back up!
Discord: Ten 4
Sean: *grabs Catie* Wrong move. I'm going to kill all those soldiers bạn just called for. Your best chance of surviving is if bạn call them off.
Catie: *grabs walkie talkie*
Sean: Call them off. CALL THEM OFF!!
Catie: Discord. *stares at me* bạn wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Discord: Yes?
Catie: Double the-
Sean: *shoots Catie's head* I never miss.

With that out of the way, how about checking on Discord?

Pinkie Pie: Nice try Discord.
Discord: What?!
cầu vồng Dash: No one throws my Những người bạn out of a window! *kicks Discord*
Discord: I did not want to have to do this. *tries to discord cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: That's not going to work *kills Discord.* Ok, lets blow this up.
Pinkie Pie: I thought we were time travelling!
cầu vồng Dash: Change of plans. Get out now.
Pinkie Pie: *grabs parachute, and jumps*
cầu vồng Dash: *plants bomb* I'll set it to blow up in 10 giây flat.

10 flat giây later. The death egg blew up.

Sean: What the hell?
cầu vồng Dash: Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Sean: Yeah, but that car was in there.
cầu vồng Dash: Oh. I forgot.
Sean: Yeah, I did to.
cầu vồng Dash: I'll make it up to you.

To be continued.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do bạn know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, hoặc CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get thêm of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are bạn two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting tiếp theo to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell bạn the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a ngựa con, ngựa, pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other ngựa con, ngựa, pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - bạn wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do bạn know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So an toàn, két an toàn that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and bạn simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... bạn smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The tiếp theo train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the ngựa con, ngựa, pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure bạn have, now if bạn don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right bạn are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck tiếp theo time zombies.
Twilight: bạn give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They đã đưa ý kiến to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - bạn will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 một giây Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that các câu trả lời our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* bạn ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the tiếp theo Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead bởi cầu vồng Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the tiếp theo room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of bạn to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, bạn do it. bạn have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Những người bạn coming to tham gia the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* bạn see what happens when bạn touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
...
...
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>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left bạn unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 giờ later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic tim, trái tim to Steven*
Steven - *puts tim, trái tim inside* bạn will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! bạn were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - bạn guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - bạn talk like bạn were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do bạn liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... bạn guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left bạn some heavy armor to wear. bạn gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so bạn know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't di chuyển an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - xin chào new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will di chuyển onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want bạn to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only bạn and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found bạn a gent and mare to tham gia bạn up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied hoặc set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. bạn will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house tiếp theo to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the chuông, bell being rung.

Tim: Guess that các câu trả lời my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time bạn saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) bạn don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: thêm like bạn had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No bạn didn't.. bạn just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, bạn won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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