MICHAEL IS 'READY TO HAVE thêm FUN' AFTER GOING BLONDE AGAIN SO HERE ARE SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR HIM 

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Michael Clifford from 5SOS has the most varied follicle pigments in human history - one second his mane is the fiery orange of an African sunset, then it\'s as red as a doubledecker bus, then it\'s as silver as Wormtail\'s fake hand, before becoming as blue as our souls when we realised we\'d probably never get to touch it.

And if you hadn\'t guessed already his hair has once again mutated in form, and is now as blonde as something very blonde (we dunno), which Michael is feeling pretty good about because he now gets to have a load \'more fun\'.

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In celebration of all the fun that Michael can now unleash on the world, we\'ve come up with a few handy suggestions, AKA a guide of sorts, that Michael is free to consult if he so chooses. Follow this advice at your own peril, pal.

1. Wrestle a porcupine with his hands tied behind his back.

2. Adopt a baby sloth and rear it in the wild. Sleep under the canopy of the rainforest and sing hymns to it.

Just saw this photo and started to miss Japan a lot. such a good day, I was like a lil kid

3. Greet business execs and record label managers with an E.T finger touch.

4. Keep a sausage behind his ear at all times. Sign autographs with it.

5. Refuse to talk to the press unless they also keep a sausage behind their ear.

7. Purchase a 1st class seat on all international flights for his imaginary friend Bathilda. Berate anyone who doesn\'t personally greet her.

8. Print off 100 aubergine emojis and distribute them to random people. Wink as he leaves.

10. Gain a place at Juilliard but turn it down because they refuse to accomodate his pet sloth.

12. Infiltrate the CIA. Wreak havoc on their filing system.

14. Commandeer a Royal Navy boat but quickly dock it \'cos the Wifi connection is an utter shambles.

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