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posted by BellaCullen96
123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse hoặc Generally Scare Lord Voldemort
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, hoặc at least Crucio'd round the block and back again

(I didn't write it, it's from an e-mail)


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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything...
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First of all, let me point out that it is bởi no means an attempt to justify hoặc excuse Dark Lord’s actions, merely an attempt to understand them and his motives. It is also strongly influenced bởi existentialism and my slightly fatalistic mood.

Following Sartre’s “Man is fully responsible for his nature and his choices” it’s easy to say that the Dark Lord “ made all the wrong choices" i.e. he could have been a Minister for Magic, an ingenious inventor hoặc a celebrity, but chose, and therefor became, the most powerful Dark Wizard of all time. True, it is Tom Marvolo Riddle, and perhaps...
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i tình yêu making these danh sách things.. so recently i found one someone else made on mugglenet.com :D:D
I tình yêu it.. and it won't work as a link lol.

101 ways to annoy voldemort

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge...
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posted by jadle811
Tom Riddle, aslo know as Lord Voldemort, was in Slytherin. But should he have been?

Slytherin is for pure bloods only, just as Gryfindor is the brave. The sorting hat has đã đưa ý kiến so every time we hear it's song. But didn't in the Chamber of Secrets Voldemort's memory of himself that was trapped in the diary addmit that he had a muggle father. And in the the Goblet of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy the Riddle's had a muggle gardener. So what gives?

But if he hadn't been in Slytherin, which house would he have been in? Slytherin was for bad people. But not all pure bloods are bad, like Ronald Weasly.

I have tought over this many times and I am stuck. What house would Tom have gone into if not Slytherin. He was vaguly smart, pretty Công chúa tóc xù but he would never have been aloud into Gryfindor, and so maybe Hufflepuff. But not all Slytherins are pure blooded, but thats what they are supposed to be. hoặc maybe it was because he was a pracletounge?
How to annoy, agitate, hoặc freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. tác giả is not responsible for any deaths hoặc torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in tình yêu with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is an toàn, két an toàn with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...
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