I was sitting at trang chủ working on a few projects for school and I got a message from my friend Jamie on iPhone. She told me that there was an update for Homestuck and that I needed to check it out now. Now I wasn’t that into Homestuck but I decided to read it because Jamie kept bugging me about it and wanted someone to really read it with her.

Around this time it was close to a few weeks since the last update so this one might be big and good hopefully. I went to the MSPA website and found that the tiếp theo page name is called [S] Cascade. This was going to be a flash update he is giving us. I...

On the shores of the Capricorn troll's hive Gamzee stares into his computer screen talking to his totally obvious matesprit, Tavros. It's the end of the conversation much to Tavros' dismay.

"So I'lL sEe YoU lAtEr TaV. kArKaT's CoMiNg OvEr SoOn."

"uH, REALLY? tHAT'LL BE INTERESTING. hAVE FUN I GUESS. wHAT'S HE WANT TO TALK ABOUT?"

"I HaVe nO IdEa. BuT It'lL Be nIcE To sEe mY BuD OvEr fOr oNcE. sTaY CoOl tAv." And signed off.

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Tavros sat on the other end and looked down. Something just feels wrong. Bad. What could this feeling be? "Maybe I should go check on him... But Karkat's going to be there......

A young boy stands in his bare hospital room. The floor is stone cold tiles in boring white, the air smelling like death and decay. A rickety giường is the only object in the room. The walls are yellowed, and covered in stains. Today is this young mans first full năm at the hospital. He was admitted a năm cách đây after his little sister died. It was his sisters sixth birthday that she had ran after the dog into the middle of the street. It was as if time had froze as the man came whipping around the corner and his little sister died right infront of him. But, let's continue on with our young man....

So,yeah. I'm going to explain what all is wrong with the common stereotypes of Homestuck and Homestuck characters.

1. John.
Fandom portrays him as: Happy-go-lucky. And i'm not talking just happy. Like Cheer-Never-stops-so-much-that-it's-annoying. A thinly veiled homosexual.
What he actually is: A good friend,a necessary person.
2.Rose.
Fandom portrays her as: Boring,Keeper of all wisdom,A wet blanket.
What she actually is: Smart,Sneaky,Secret keeper.
3. Jade.
Fandom portrays her as: Air-head,Naive,Sister material.
What she actually is: Clever,Cute,Suprising..
4. Dave
What the fandom portrays him as:...

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You are now chatting with a person, say hi.

▲: KONICHIWA, FUCKASS. (,,#ﾟДﾟ):∴;'･,;`:ｺﾞﾙｧ

▼: what

▲: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS. IS THIS STRIDER-KUN?
▲: IF SO, HAVE A PREEMPTIVE "FUCK YOU" BEFORE WE CARRY ON.

▼: woah man look i didnt think we were bros enough for bạn call me strider kun hoặc whatever the fuck that means
▼: is that supposed to be ironic hoặc something

▲: NO IT'S NOT IRONY, bạn STUPID HEAP OF SHIT. UGU~ ｬダヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ

▼: alright
▼: well ill just leave bạn to your

▲: NO WAIT COME BACK.

▼: ugus
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