HARRY STYLES 'REACHED OUT' TO PERRIE EDWARDS AFTER ZAYN MALIK 'MYSTERY GIRL' PIC? YEAH OK SURE 

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Sound the bullsh*t gong and prepare your eyes for a whole lotta rolling, because this latest claim regarding Harry Styles, Perrie Edwards and Zayn Malik is more ridiculous than that time Barry from IT attempted to wear a man bun.

Sorry Baz, but you\'re bald, how was that ever going to work?

Yep, according to an \'EXCLUSIVE SOURCE\' (lol) over at bastion of truth (lololololol) Hollywoodlife, Harry \'reached out\' to Perrie following *that* mystery girl selfie Zayn posted.

(sidenote: we made a quiz to find out if YOU are the mystery girl - you should probably do it quickly just to check).

"Harry has reached out to Perrie to offer his support. He thinks what Zayn did was disrespectful and not cool at all," the alleged source \'told\' the site.

Look, we all know Hazkaban is essentially an angel in disguise/wonderful human/made of sugar, spice and all things nice - but COME OWWWWWWWWWN. We\'ll eat Barry from ITs failed man bun if this is in any way true.

"He says he would never ever do that to an ex and make it so public for the world to see," the source jabbered on.

"It\'s just mean and inconsiderate. He told Perrie to stay positive and to focus on herself and her music."

Uh-huh. Not really much more we can say after that, is there?

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