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50 Ways for a Harry Potter người hâm mộ to annoy a Twilight người hâm mộ

posted by twilightlover73

1. When a twilight người hâm mộ says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all các câu hỏi about twilight that bạn can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book báo cáo on the most boring sách of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that bạn hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible tác giả and her sách make want to poke...

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What would of made Twilight better.

posted by RavenclawRocks

(NOTE: ALl OF THESE ARE JOKES. SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THEM. OK?)

1: Alice goes to Hogwarts and gets a "T" in Divination.

2: Cho and Bella become BFFs over trà and biscuits. (After all they both dated the same guy)

3: Edward takes up Irish-Dancing as a hobby.

4: Bella stars in "Yogi Bear"

5: Esme gets nominated for Mother of the Year. She loses to Marge Simpson.

6: Jacob Black gets picked on for being skinny.

7: The entire Cullen family are mistaken for extras in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

8: Jasper gets eaten bởi a giant marsh-mellow.

9: Edward becomes the new model for "New Look"

10: Rese-thingy (You know....

Pattinson and Steward's diễn xuất (IMO)

posted by Harrypotter148

Please Remember that this is a opinion, if bạn don;t like it fine but please be civil about it

I have just watched Remember Me staring Robert Pattinson and I was blown away! Seeing him only in Twilight and Harry Potter which was only for a few moments at a time, i was not expecting much from him. I was pretty much expecting the same boring, lifelessness he gives as Edward. Was i WRONG.

He is a decent actor, I think he could go far with his actin carer. I'm not going to give anything away but in this movie Pattinson showed me that bạn should not base an actors diễn xuất on just one film.

I am not...

peace

posted by SamiYusuflover

I've seen the spot ,it fulls of fights ,and they shouldn't be existed the comparing is very harsh ,how can bạn compare a girl to boy , there are many differences, the girl searches for true tình yêu and she find it ,it's a romantic story talking about ma cà rồng ,but harry potter talks about wizards ,it has a lot adventures ,but they have something in common they are fantaisie stories then tell me how could anyone compare wizards to ma cà rồng who drink human blood with wizards are magical people who defend their self's with magical things. They are clever skillful.
Lovers of science. Inventors.
to me...

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How Twilight and Harry Potter can't really be compared...

posted by TheCiaranTaylor

So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- nghề viết văn styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen năm old girl. bạn can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about ma cà rồng and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...

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Rant On Stephanie Meyer's Writing...

posted by PygmyPuff14

Okay, firstly, I’ve no intention of hurting the Twilight những người hâm mộ here. I’m just a fiercely opinionated person, and some of the things I say might end up sounding rude. So please keep in mind that I really don’t mean anything rude that I might say in the article. Read on :)

Many people say that Twilight is well written. When I ask the đã đưa ý kiến people why they think so, most of them invariably refer to the “big words” in Twilight.
Now, if using big words makes a book good, an ape with a thesaurus can write a completely fabulous novel. Sadly, this isn’t the case: the poor apes are doomed for...

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The Final Battle: Part 7

posted by harrypotterbest

Joanne watched carefully, but her mind was still reeling with what Stephanie Meyer had said. She felt a strange, strong desire to beat Stephanie and her disco vampires. She watched the battle extra closely, especially the Vampires, for any wrong move.
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The jets of light from the spells where flying everywhere. Harry was tempted to use Avada Kedavra and finish the battle, but it was illegal. The Vamps where dancing everywhere, but the Wizards had exceptionally good aim.
“Petrificus Totalus!” yelled Ron, hitting the whiny female Vampire right in the chest.
“Good one!” congratulated...

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The Final Battle: Part 2

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry woke up the tiếp theo morning with a feeling as though there was a heavy block in his stomach. He got ready and dressed and went downstairs. Ginny was already at the table, waiting for him. She smiled nervously at him, and he đã đưa ý kiến to her ‘Don’t worry; compared to what we’ve been through, this is practice.’
Ginny laughed, and Harry felt pleased. They got their children ready, and dropped them off at the wizard ngày care, as every adult wizard would be in the battle.
Harry and Ginny apparated with Ron and Hermione to the Cullen backyard, where the battle would commence. When they got...

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All Twihards- PLEASE READ!

posted by GemonkDruid

Twilight fans, this is a thảo luận spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning bạn guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can bạn actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a tình yêu story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...

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That one girl

posted by HecateA

Somewhere in the world right now there is a girl.

She is sitting on her giường crying because her boyfriend told her she couldn't see her good friend. He erased her e-mail from her contacts, he keeps them apart in school hallways and classes and he took her drivers liscence so she can't drive to her house. Her boyfriend is always with her. They are barely seen apart if they can be together, often alone. He decides where she goes and the only compliments he ever tells her is "your beautiful", "you're a clutz".

To write Twilight, to pass that (above) off as tình yêu is unfair to that one girl who is sitting on her bed, crying.

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter những người hâm mộ are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER các bài viết HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 phút cách đây via Plurk · bình luận · Like · View các bình luận on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 phút cách đây ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 phút cách đây ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 phút cách đây ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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Plot Holes in Harry Potter

posted by Renesmee_XD

Disclaimer:
The bài viết is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote các bài viết aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished đọc Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much thêm tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 1

posted by SpeedyGonzalez

I, SpeedyGonzalez did NOT write this. I just merely copyed and pasted it.

Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, tác giả of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 năm old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that...

Common fallacies bởi various fans, part two

posted by Quaila

PREFACE - THE JEALOUS-FALLACY IN ITS MANY FORMS

Alright, I have already dissected one very common fallacy invoked bởi some Twilight những người hâm mộ and a few Harry Potter những người hâm mộ as well, the Edward-fallacy. I shall not discuss that one but instead I will be moving on and examine another common fallacy invoked bởi some fans, using what I believe is the two most common forms of it.

"YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS, THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"

Firstly, let us examine the logical reasoning behind "You are just jealous, therefore your argument is invalid".
It is invoked when any người hâm mộ post an argument and employes this...

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FOTM December- Interview with KatiiCullen94

posted by GemonkDruid

She's pro-Twilight!

So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

Her yêu thích character: Jacob Black

1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won hoặc parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....

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Why HP is better than Twilight

posted by ariba_c

I DID NOT WRITE THIS. IT IS JUST BEING COPIED AND PASTED.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight những người hâm mộ will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are in a dead language and they have organized governments with strict laws. She has followed her characters’ stories from...

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 kèn giọng trầm, nấm mèo, bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

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The Dark Side Of Twilight (just an idea)

posted by LoveforSeverus

Alright I haven't gotten a chance to revise and chỉnh sửa this so it's still kind of a danh sách type thing. I guess I'll finish later. One point for now.

While đọc the được ưa chuộng teen book Twilight, I couldn't help but notice some rather disturbing problems, and some facts that just don't add up.

For starters, Twilight is anti feminist. How can it be anti-feminist? bạn might ask. Well here's how, Bella is always staying at trang chủ tending to either her father, her boyfriend, hoặc her boyfriends family. Meyer cleverly disguises this bởi saying "oh well Charlie can't cook" and "there's nothing better to do"....

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Your Ideal Man... the funny version

posted by theblondegirl

Forget about vampires. Forget about werewolves.

How funny and bizarre would these scenarios be if your boyfriend would act like this?

Enjoy!

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You: "I'm going to go hang out with [insert best friend's name here], see bạn tonight!"
Ideal Man: "No you're not."
You:"....? Of course I will."
Ideal Man: "You might get into an argument with [insert friend's name here] and s/he might stab bạn with a knife. At least let me come hang out outside of his/her house and oogle through the window to make sure you're safe."
You:"Why the hell would they stab me??"
Ideal Man: "I don't trust him/her."
You: Oh for f.......

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The message Harry Potter leaves to teenager...(spoilers)

posted by Sophia21

một giây part of my review on both of the sách this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after đọc both of this, tiếp theo time a fanpick câu hỏi of "Which is best" pops up, bạn take a một phút to consider your answer.

1. If bạn have Những người bạn hoặc people that care about you, there's no need for bạn to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard hoặc because he is smart. He prevails because...