Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng các bài viết | Original các bài viết on fanpop

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posted by harrypotterbest

- how important it is to have a BF
- jump of a cliff if your BF dumps bạn
- only looks matter
- have a child before college
- heck, forget about college!
- get married before your education is finished
- lead poor guys along, then break their heart
- if someone helps bạn heal your tim, trái tim when it is broken, then in turn get their tim, trái tim broken, bạn ignore them and never go back to them
- Những người bạn don't matter compared to a BF
- girls have to be weak so guys can save them
- bragging and whining is what everyone is supposed to do
- blondes are 'bad people' [Rosalie and Lauren, I think]
- if bạn don't...

bri-marie's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by bri-marie

There once was this girl named Bri, who had a best friend (for this article, we'll call her Z). Bri and Z had identical taste in books. So, when Z gave Bri Twilight for giáng sinh and told her how “great” it was and kept going on and on. She tried to convince Bri that it was better than Harry Potter (the book Bri had been obsessed with since she was nine) but Bri didn't believe that at all. Still, if Z liked it, then Bri knew she would like it. She had no hesitation when she cracked the binding. She was hooked.

Now, this was before Twilight grew to be psychotically massive, so when Bri came...

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A non-Twilight người hâm mộ Speaks!

posted by Blueeyes99

Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could bạn introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go bởi Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a yêu thích hiển thị xD.

What is it that bạn hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire phim chiếu rạp with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...

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To those who say Harry Potter is a fantaisie

posted by Confuzzle

First off, one of my best Những người bạn refuses to read Harry Potter because it's a fantasy. bạn probably đã đưa ý kiến the exact same thing. I did too.

Just to clear this up, I'm going to explain this for you. All 7 sách thêm hoặc less have the same goal in mind. Harry's parents were murdered bởi Voldemort in Godric's Hollow when Harry was 1. Until the age of 11, he believed it was only a car crash. He had no idea that he was famous for the supposed "death" of Voldemort. That is, until Hagrid comes to tell him that he is indeed a wizard.

In his first year, the main plot, thêm hoặc less, is about Harry trying...

flaws in the GREAT harry potter

posted by mr-cullen

NOTE: copied from web site

How come moody see through the invisibility áo choàng in 4th năm when it was supposed to be one of the Hallows.

How come all the order members apparate inside the hog’s head when the air around was supposed to become thick and Harry was not able to disparate from there.

One supplementary, also on the same night when children were evacuated from Hogwarts, how can they disparate all the children (again the same reason for not being apparating according to me.)

Why Dumbledore’s wand was not snapped in two when he was buried as it was tradition in wizards to snap the wand...

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Twilight vs. Harry Potter

posted by Kassaremidylynn

I wrote this a while cách đây for my English class. We had to write about something we felt strongly about, and I feel very strongly about this, so...

Many people think that I would be an avid Twilight lover and a hater of the Harry Potter sách after their first impression. What they see may seem to point to that: I’m a fifteen năm old girl who devours books, is a self-proclaimed hopeless romantic, loves all things vampire related, and I wear a ton of black. In reality, this couldn’t be far from the truth. It is actually the complete opposite. I absolutely despise anything Twilight related...

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My honest opinion of Twilight

posted by KateKicksAss

I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got trang chủ and began đọc Twilight, and then when I was...

Secret! I don't think so.

posted by DivyaHarry

The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very...

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A Very Silly Harry Potter Quiz!

posted by Mrs-Grint

Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather ngẫu nhiên today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a ngẫu nhiên collection of letters put together to form a ngẫu nhiên collection of words which will, in turn, provide a ngẫu nhiên collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If bạn have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)

Read the...

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I Would Like To Be... Bella thiên nga

posted by DivyaHarry

Bella thiên nga is a complex character. On the one hand she emphasizes the need to be independent, on the other she depends on guys to make her life meaningful. The emphasis on Edward and Jacob being handsome are probably the only reason she wants either of them. Her personality never grows over the course of the sách and thus her interesting-ness is never explored. In contrast; she does take responsibility for her actions. Edward being an abusive, manipulative and obsessive boyfriend has been discussed and beaten to death a million times. But these qualities come across as endearing to Bella....

Just a câu hỏi about Twilight...

posted by rbweasley

Okay, today I was just thinking about Twilight and Breaking Dawn when I realised that there was something that didn't really make sense and I was hoping that one of bạn could clarify it for me.

NOTE: It does refer to sex, but I'll try and keep it as PG as possible.

OK. As bạn probably know, if a girl is a virgin then there is a membrane which partially covers the vaginal opening, which is known as the hymen. This is broken when it is penetrated.

Now, my question. What would happen if a female was turned into a vampire if she was a virgin? Would she still be able to have sex hoặc would the male be unable to penetrate the hymen because it is 'rock- hard'?

Personally, I would think that she would be unable to have sex, but that's just my opinion. Is there anyone who can definitely say for sure?

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So the Twilight người hâm mộ came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought bạn guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do bạn guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have bạn read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t bạn just tình yêu them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are bạn f***ing serious?! These are the best sách ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite bạn and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”

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The Final Battle: Part 1

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the chó sói, sói landed where he had been a một giây before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The chó sói, sói stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke....

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The signals of a secret Maternial need of Bella Swan. Part 1

posted by KatiiCullen94

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This is taken place two years after the events of New Moon.. I warn bạn , it's really long.

Sorry for the typos. I'm really tired.

2.41pm
Sitting on Emily's đi văng for the thousanth time in the last week, was surely a high light.
But the waiting for Jacob was not. He can take far too long sometimes, no doubt he does it on purpose, that way when he finally arrives, I'm almost boucing up and down.

I can tell he likes to see me like that, to see me happy, most defiantly for him.

But I suppose the most fulfilling thing in my growing need for Jacob is watching little Lylia and Dannielle sleep peacefully...

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những người hâm mộ thảo luận Harry Potter vs Twilight: câu hỏi One

posted by cuteypuffgirl

***NOTE: I did not write this but found it online! No credit to me***

From link

The Twilight vs. Harry Potter thảo luận : Team Potter and Team Twilight take on câu hỏi #1

December 24, 12:44 AM
bởi Michelle Kerns, Book Examiner

If bạn haven't met the members of the Twilight versus Harry Potter thảo luận Team, cast your eye on their qualifications here.
Now, on to the debate! If you've got your own opinions (and what self-respecting Twi-hard hoặc Potter head doesn't?), feel free to leave a bình luận at the bottom of the page. However, let's remember we are civilized witches, wizards, vampires, and werewolves...

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Me and My Friend's Fanfic part four of many

posted by emilyroxx

PART FOUR:

Okay. Okay. I am a perfectly calm boy yes. That’s it. I will make myself forget what has just happened. There. All good. I forgot. (OH HERE LET ME HELP: HARRY, bạn JUST SET A SNAKE ON THAT JUSTIN FLICKEY KID AND NOW THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THINKS YOURE THE AIR OF SLYTHERIN!!!! ) Oh yeah. Thank bạn Emily. (YOURE WELCOME ) anyways because Emily is so eager to talk I should just let her share her point of view on things. Oh and Emily, its spelled h-e-i-r not a-i-r. A-i-r is what your head is full of. ( FINE, AND BTW bạn OWE ME A GALLION FOR THAT SMILEY. ANYWAYS, PEACE IS diễn xuất FUNNY, SHES...

One Hundred and Twenty Seven Minus One Hundred and Twenty Six Hours

posted by ThirdPhoenix

It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter sách and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and giây later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are bạn here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He đã đưa ý kiến cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but bạn do owe me...."
"OWE bạn WHAT!?"...

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Wandlore

posted by metman5715

I was đọc an bài viết awhile back about plot holes in HP and one of them was about how Harry knew that he was the owner of the Elder Wand even though he had no background in Wandlore. I thought I would help clarify. I do not intend this to be argument material, but if bạn have an opinion, feel free to express it.

Wandlore is a complicated subject. In the first book, Ollivander tells Harry that the wand chooses the wizard, but no one knows how hoặc why. In the case of the Elder Wand, who receives its loyalty is slightly different. With normal wands, only one person can work its power totally,...

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," hoặc the ending of the Twilight saga?

posted by maritina12345

Would bạn prefer to read the new adventures of chứng mụt đẹn trong miệng trẻ con, đần, họ hoét after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," hoặc to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Would you prefer to read the new adventures of thrush after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Summer is the perfect opportunity to stop and relax and let your imagination fly: and what better opportunity to spend some 'time to read, drift into a fabulous world of the best stories?

But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter hoặc the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would bạn prefer to read the new adventures of chứng mụt đẹn trong miệng trẻ con, đần, họ hoét after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," hoặc to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!

And how can bạn imagine thêm of these stories? Let go of the fantaisie and ... "write" bạn Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!

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Meanings of Twilight Names

posted by ilovereading

Taken from (just basic meaning hoặc meaning of name from which it derived):
link

Bella - "beautiful"
Edward - "rich guard"
Alice - short of Adelaide, meaning "noble" and "kind"
Jasper - "treasurer"
Rosalie - "rose"
Emmett - "whole, universal"
Esme - "loved"
Carlisle - "fort"
Rene - "born again"
Charlie - variation of Charles, meaning "man"
Jacob - "holder of the hell" hoặc "may God protect"
Leah - "weary" hoặc "mistress, ruler"
Jane - feminine of John, meaning "Jahweh is gracious"
Angela - "angel"

bạn are welcome to sugest others, if I can find the name, I will add it: