Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Article: Message to Hanna&Abby

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posted by HaleyDewit

Dear Hannah and Abby,

I don't really know what caused the hostility between you,girls,but bạn seriously need to give it a rest hoặc sort it out.In a mature way,that is.You might think it's cool trying to collect an army against the opposite side,by making anwers and picks saying 'Who think ... should leave?' But it's nothing but pathetic,immature and childish and it makes me kind of wonder if your lives have so little meaning and content that bạn have to interfere in each other's.And adding pictures of a dildo and Shrek who's getting a blow job makes me wanna go check if bạn escaped from some kind of closed institution.If your parents would know about it,they would be totally embarrased.I'm giving bạn a fair chance to come to your senses.Both of you,girls,because bạn seriously need to get a life.
This is a spot about Twilight and Harry Potter,and not about bạn two.So stop trying to trig all the attention to bạn and stay on topic.

I don't think I've been mean in this article,I'm just saying my opinion.

harrypotterbest, alexthedog and 6 others like this

venvargie You tell it girl! But I think they're the same person just on different accounts. Stupid troll.

HaleyDewit Could be,but anyways someone's gotta tell them.Yelling at them isn't gonna help much.Maybe this will.

LadyLilith HaleyDewit, I don't really know you but you're awesome. :) Hopefully this insanity will be over with soon.

HaleyDewit Thanks :) You may call me Ellen XD

zanhar1 nice artical haley, this is the hp vs twilight spot not the hannah vs abby spot. @venvargie i was thinking the same way, another way for hannah to get attention.

HaleyDewit thank you :)

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Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by PMT

This bài viết was NOT written bởi me. I found this somewhere else as a bình luận and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight những người hâm mộ will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

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Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by DivyaHarry

I'll tell bạn my story. I tình yêu Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one ngày my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take diễn xuất lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the sách and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that đã đưa ý kiến 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Mất tích my remaining...

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What's wrong with Bella?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I've been seeing this câu hỏi a lot lately. Twilight những người hâm mộ don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this bài viết in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No thêm than a month. But Bella...

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It's Lust, not tình yêu

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
Now, before I start nghề viết văn about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

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Twilight Errors

posted by Sophia21

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the tiêu đề to errors.

My apologise to Twilight những người hâm mộ if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the sách like twice this tháng and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole danh sách on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction sách to be scientifically accurate. But if bạn plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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Dumbledore Owns

added by TeamSiriusBlack

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ma cà rồng tình yêu Twilight

added by nati30

Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot

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Why I believe Twilight is được ưa chuộng

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a người hâm mộ of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for được ưa chuộng các biểu tượng like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, bạn might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When bạn turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a danh sách of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced bởi Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two sách sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, bạn see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The một giây features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter những người hâm mộ are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER các bài viết HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 phút cách đây via Plurk · bình luận · Like · View các bình luận on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 phút cách đây ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 phút cách đây ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 phút cách đây ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores bạn hoặc is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in tình yêu with bạn — and bạn are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells bạn to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the tình yêu of your life. bạn should stay with him since he will keep bạn an toàn, két an toàn forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell bạn that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When đọc them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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Lets Face it Twi-Fans. Twilight Sucks. Harry Potter wins

posted by Loony_Luna

Okay sorry Twilikers. But bạn need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a tình yêu story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the sách di chuyển on. And have bạn seen all the different...

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cd/ec

added by hollywoodluv

Source: unkown

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

added by Brysis

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:D

added by narniafreak12

Source: motivatedphotos.com

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Daniel / Harry

added by crazychocolate

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Harry Potter is the book of THE sách

added by Brysis

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FAKE interview with J.k. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer(what would happen?part one)

posted by moolah

I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are bạn ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since bạn both write fiction-how did bạn come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of giường and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. ma cà rồng that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....