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11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter sách in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight phim chiếu rạp got him after the Harry Potter phim chiếu rạp were finished with him.
3. danh sách other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that bạn think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns giáng sinh Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, đọc minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the ma cà rồng of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight ma sói are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter sách in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight phim chiếu rạp got him after the Harry Potter phim chiếu rạp were finished with him.
3. danh sách other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that bạn think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns giáng sinh Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, đọc minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the ma cà rồng of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight ma sói are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.
-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a di chuyển until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.
-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.
-then they dated on valentine’s ngày in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.
-then it ended when harry đã đưa ý kiến he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.
-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a di chuyển until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.
-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.
-then they dated on valentine’s ngày in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.
-then it ended when harry đã đưa ý kiến he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.