Holo: so who is the babysitter, Nick?

Nick: Destroyah

-doorbell rings-

Destroyah: hello, i am here to mentally torture, i mean babysit your children

Holo: ok

-later-

Destroyah: i am your babysitter!

Holo's một giây Youngest Daughter: hi -hugs Destroyah-

Destroyah: Don't F*****g touch me, bạn Parasite!

Mary: -cries-

Destroyah: shut up! watch this movie! -pulls out a copy of "The Exorcist"

-Holo's daughter's watch it-

Mary: -crying-

Rose: -barfing-

Destroyah: fine, we will watch something else -shows them lion king-

-scene where simbas father dies-

Destroyah: -keeps re-winding to that scene and laughs-

-holo came back, and Destroyah leaves-

Holo: did bạn have fun girls?

Mary: yes...

Holo: So your relatives are coming over?

Lawrence: yes. My brother Nick and his roommate are coming here.

-doorbell rings-

Holo: -opens door- Hello?

Nick: hello. bạn must be holo. i am Nick. This is my roommate, Godzilla.

Godzilla: hello

Holo: hello

-at the party-

Holo's Daughter 2: where is your son?

Godzilla: oh right

Minilla: Daddy! -jumps all over Godzilla-

Holo's Daughter 2: i... think i have a crush...

Minilla: i made a boom boom!

Godzilla: did bạn just say "i made a boom boom"

Holo: -face-palm-

Holo's Oldest Daughter: hi mom!

Holo: who is that? -points to a robot version of Godzilla who had Hipster glasses and a red scarf-

Holo's Oldest Daughter: this is my fiance, Mechagodzilla. We are both Hipsters.

Holo: whats a Hipster?

Hipster Mechagodzilla: i am a hipster. hooray.

Holo: oh

At Tokyo Jr.High

-Kyoko is doing her presentation-

Kyoko: i am going to present bạn about... Breast Cancer!

Zilla: -snickering-

Kyoko: 1 of 6 women will deal with Cancer in there lives

Zilla: uh oh, looks like we got a case of T** Cancer!

Kyoko: hey! Breast Cancer is serious! People can die of it!

Zilla: oh no! Kyoko, don't get mad, your t** will get mad!

Kyoko: -growls at him-

-after class, Kyoko was putting up Breast Cancer awareness Posters-

Zilla: oh no! we have a Killer T**** Cancer on the loose!

Kyoko: -cries out of frustration-

Kai and Mami see her.

Mami: whats wrong?

Zilla: oh, i will tell whats wrong orphan!

Mami: -starts crying-

THE END

Rose: i want a new toy!

Holo: ok -buys her a tickle me elmo-

Rose: yay!

Elmo: DON'T F*****G TICKLE ME bạn LITTLE B****H

Rose: wah!!

Elmo: unite fellow Muppets!

Cookie Monster: -jumps on Holo- i tình yêu cookies!

Holo: -turns into a chó sói, sói form and tears up Cookie Monster-

Lawrence: -hits Grover with a frying pan- stay away from me!

Big Bird: die! -charges at Holo-

Holo: -kicks Big Bird-

Oscar: -throws Grenades-

Godzilla: -breathes ngọn lửa, chữa cháy on Oscar-

Big Bird: -grabs Godzilla-

Godzilla: -breathes ngọn lửa, chữa cháy at him, cooking him-

Rose: mommy, whats for our victory dinner?

-later-

Holo: i didn't know bạn were a good chef, Godzilla

Godzilla: yup

-camera pans out shows they are eating Big Bird-

THE END