He rapes the woman when she's sleeping for goodness sake!

He marries somebody else and she dies sadly. There's a lot of little girls out there whose loves the disney little mermaid. If they knew about the original little mermaid, they would've been so sad and disappointed.

He rapes her in ONE version.

how is this one not winning? let's see:

-a prince who is not actually a charming hero. instead of saving Rapunzel and taking her to his kingdom he lets her stay hidden, like he's embarrassed of her, and sleeps with her.
-oh yeah, teen pregnancy.
-pregnant teen gets kicked out and kids probably won't realize how scary a situation this actually is.
-the prince either is shoved out or jumps trying to kill himself (both bad) and has is eyes gored by the thorns in the bush.
-Rapunzel has to give birth alone in the woods by herself with no help, totally alone.
-the prince wanders around blind with no help either.
-the witch gets no comeuppance at all.

I love the story because it's so classic and shows human imperfection, but yeah, it's very depressing and has adult themes so I'd definitely not show the original to kids till they're ready.

PIED PIPER!!

The people promise to pay him, then they DON'T so he get's mad and KIDNAPS THEIR CHILDREN!!!!

a married man goes hunting and in the middle of the forest rapes a sleeping woman. He makes her pregnant and she denies when he has already given birth to her children and they are breastfeeding her. Then the prince (the rapist) sees her and takes her to her castle hidden from her. Where the prince's wife tries to eat the sleeping beauty and her children