Dedicated to all brainwashed servants, mindless zombies and Murtaghs out there.

Why wait for Cậu bé cưỡi rồng to save you? bởi fallowing these five simple steps, bạn should be able to free yourself of Galbatorix's mind control in no time.

1. Hold nothing dear to you.
Otherwise, Galbatorix is bound to use it against you. Familiy, friends, your life,... if bạn value any of these bạn are a perfect target for evil rulers. If bạn don't... well bạn won't hold any of them for long, but bạn won't be a mind slave either.

2.Change your true name at least once per week.
It's like changing the location of your hidden...