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Death Note Hallarious jokes!!!! (you have to see this)

posted by deathnote

“Did bạn know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give bạn a million bucks.”

“Does l ever change his clothes, hoặc is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The câu hỏi we all want answered: is Mello hoặc girl, hoặc does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if bạn also...

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Copycat Crimes and Imitations

posted by krystylmomo

There have been various copycat crimes around the world which were based on Death Note. On September 28, 2007, two notes written with Latin characters stating "Watashi wa Kira desu" (わたしわきらです, meaning "I am Kira" in Japanese) were found near the unidentified remains of a Caucasian male in Belgium. Nothing was found on hoặc near the victim besides these two notes.[90] A senior at the Franklin Military Academy in Richmond, Virginia, United States was suspended after being caught possessing a replica "Death Note" notebook with the names of fellow students.[91]

In South Carolina, U.S....

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l Bio and History

posted by deathnote

He loves sweets (especially cakes), and insists that if he does not sit the way he does, his reasoning will drop bởi 40%. l seems to be sort of a loner, and trusts no one (except Watari of course). l is also a very animated character, his expressions are clearly visible unless he decides not to hiển thị them and doesn’t hide his true self behind a mask, like Light does (well at least personality wise).

Quick Stats
Knowledge: 8/10
Ability to Conceptualize: 10/10
Willingness to Act: 9/10
Motivation : 10/10
Social Life: 1/10
Person Fond of Sweets: 10/10

Personal Data
Real Name: l Lawliet
Also Known As: L,...

Chapter 7 - Kidnapping (Volpes)

posted by b-and-v

Some bullets are made of silver.

Bloody life...
...
After that explosion, all I did was worry about Mello. I can't believe it... I myself don't know how he managed to deal with that singe. It was awful... My gunshots were not pleasant either, but, to be honest, I was thêm worried about Mello than about me. Still, eight days later we were back in the game. After all this pain, I was thêm determined than ever to defeat Near. I wanted the people to know who was the best.
We still had to do some things which could be considered embarrassing. Like hide in Halle Lidner's apartment. That woman did look normal, but there was something...

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l x Misa ~ Chapter 4

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
Monday, in the tiếp theo morning, I was still sleeping, but not in the bed. I was sleeping on the couch, but why? I know that I was sleeping with l in his room. I really didnt know what happend. When I got up I saw a letter on the bàn tiếp theo to the couch. The letter was from L, I was shoked, It says:

"Hey, I know bạn ask yourself why are bạn on the đi văng and not in my bed, well I know I should tell your yesterday, but I knew that bạn will get mad so I tell bạn know. I want bạn to keep our relationship a secret, I tình yêu you, but I think that would be bad for everyone to know. Im sorry!"

I...

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l x Misa ~ Chapter 3

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
After the thing with the tongue, it turned out that it was almost 01 pm and we should go eat lunch. This time I was still sleeping, so l puted me into the giường and he called a pizza, bánh pizza servise and ordered a pizza, and bought some cake and sweets (like usual). After the pizza, bánh pizza and the sweets came, he set up the table. Then he waked me up (That ngày I sleep really much).

"Wake up, sleepy head !!"
"Awww what??"
"Come on, I got a suprise ."
"Really? What is it ?"I asked.
"Come hear." He smiled. "And what do bạn thing ?"
"Its os cool like a date" I said.
"Yeah, thats what I wanted to look like"
"Your...

4

The World (Opening 1) Lyrics

posted by chocolate18

Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri
Aishita yue ni mebaeta aku no hana
Korekara saki otozureru de arou subete wo
Darenimo jama saseru wake ni wa ikanai kara

In the spreading darkness I exchange a pledge for the revolution
An evil hoa that sprouted from tình yêu
With everything that'll happen after this
I can't let anyone interfere with it

Kajitsu ga tsugeta mirai
Risei wo wasureta machi
Kuroku yuganda ima wo
Yume, risou ni kaeru

The trái cây of the future told me
Of a town that had Mất tích all reason
The present is distorted in blackness
Changing dreams into reality

Doushite? Boku...

What if Light had remained true to his character at the end (by not being a dumbass)

posted by TheMagicLoki

The guy who defeated l but Mất tích to an albino child

The guy who defeated L but lost to an albino child

Light Yagami, aka Kira, is supposedly this amazing evil genius. He defeated L, for crying out loud! So if L, the only person that could disputably take Batman's tiêu đề "world's greatest detective," Mất tích to Light Yagami, a stupid little kid like Near certainly should have. It would have been so easy, and so much thêm like Light, if he had seen the simple answer in front of him and killed Near. First, he would give his underling his own false death note, instead of unknowingly allowing him to keep the one Near gave him. This false note would exist so that Light's name would be cleared without...

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bạn know you're addicted to death note when..

posted by Sasunaru120

1. see a man walking down the đường phố, street wearing a white áo sơ mi with a red tie, and blondish hair, and bạn kill him because bạn think he's Light Yagami.

2. bạn start sitting in a crouch position and keep eating sweets

3. bạn are always threatening to write people's names in your Death Note

4. bạn swear that guy bạn saw on the đường phố, street is Yagami Light

5. bạn start couting everything in %

6. bạn start eating an excessive amount of sweets and believe bạn will never get fat.

7. bạn call your calender in school 'Death Note', and hope that kill the homeworks

8. bạn sit like l and badly fall from chair...

9. you...

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l x Misa ~ Chapter 2

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary...
On The tiếp theo morning, it was Sunday, all policeman had free and the whole house was alone except Misa and L.
He was still sleeping tiếp theo to me, when I woke up, he was so cool, I blush even now if i remember the last night, it was so unexpected,it was my first time, but it was perfect.
"Good Morning"I said.
He kissed me and said: "Hey, bạn were so cute yesterday ."
"Pervert" I blushed.
"I think bạn were the pervert yesterday !" =P
"What should we do today, I have the whole ngày free ?" I asked.
"Me too" he pushed me down on the giường "Should we stay like this the whole ngày ?"
"Are bạn crazy?...

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Misa Goes to vượt qua, vượt qua, cross Academy.

posted by UchihaYuki

Okay, This is my Death Note story, Its gonna be a chapter thing, I've written the tiếp theo chapter and I'll put it up soon.
I hope everyone likes it.
comment it and tell me what bạn think.

-Yuki<3

“Liiiiiiiight!” Misa moaned “I don’t wanna go to vượt qua, cross Academy... I hear the people there are weirdos...” she đã đưa ý kiến unhappily. “Yes I know bạn don’t wanna go Misa, but it’s only gonna be until I’m finished with this case, and I bet you’d tình yêu it there, I herd there’s a lot of cute looking guys in the night and ngày class.” Light đã đưa ý kiến as he paced in front of misa. Misa fell back into...

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l x Misa ~ chapter 1

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary...
Do I tình yêu him ? Does He tình yêu me ? Is that alright ? Isnt that wrong? So many các câu hỏi becuse of one guy. Why, why me? Even though I broke up with Light and I dont have any feelings for l (till now),why does my tim, trái tim hurt when I see him, why does it hurt when I see L?? Do I have feelings for him, and if does he have feelings for me??
It was Saturday, my work has ended and the police crew was home. I (idiot) forgot my wallet, so I musted go back and take it. When I came to the police room, it was all dark (maybe becuse it was 10 pm in the night), except the TVs that someone was...

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l x Misa chapter 11

posted by WammysBoyzRock

Misa stormed out of the elevator and to Light's room. She pounded on the door with her fists, "open up, Yagami!!!!"

Light answered, a slightly confused and annoied look on his face, "can I help you, Misa?"

"L told me what bạn đã đưa ý kiến about the baby!"

Light stared at her a moment, trying to recall, then smirked, "oh? What baby?"

"You know what baby I'm talking about!" Misa got an inch away from his face, "Mine and L's baby!"

Light stared at blankly then gently pushed her away, "Misa, bạn and I both know this is just an act. Your lying about loving Ryuzaki and your lying about being pregnat. All because...

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The Death note rules

posted by Sejuru

The Rules of Death Note

The following is a danh sách of all the rules for the Death Note and shinigami that have been revealed to the reader/viewer throughout Death Note, and in the thirteenth manga, Some rules have been changed in How to Read, from what was mentioned in the manga. For instance, Sidoh states that for him to get his notebook back, he had to wait for the owner to die, hoặc use up all of the pages, whereas in How to Read, it states that there are an unlimited amount of pages in the Death Note
How to Use: I
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
This note will not take effect...

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l x Misa ~ Chapter 6

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
It was December 23, in 2 days was going to be my birtday and my boss was going to prepare a big party in royal stlye.
"Hey sweetie..."
"Yes ?"
"Do bạn have any plans for december 25 ?"
"No why ?"
"would bạn like to go with me together on my birtday party ?"
He taked my hand, looked me deep in the eyes and said, "I would tình yêu to."
1 giờ before my party.
"Misa are bạn ready ?"
"Yes L, Im ready"
I was wearing a short màu hồng, hồng - purple dress, and l was wearing a black suit, he was looking so hot!!
He came close to me and whispered in my ear, "You look so beautiful, I would like to eat bạn right now."...

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l x Misa chapter 4

posted by WammysBoyzRock

Misa woke up the tiếp theo morning and forgot where she was. She looked around and remembered what happend. "I was looking for you, Misa..." Misa looked up and saw Rem standing there, "Rem! How long have bạn been standing there??" "Long enough." Misa slipped out of giường and began to tìm kiếm for her clothes. Then, her phone rang. She answered it, "Hello?" "Misa! Where are you?! bạn were supposed to be here 2 hours ago!!!!" her manager yelled from the other end. "Sorry, Yoshi...I spent the night at a friend's house and Mất tích track of time..I'm on my way now." "You better be!!!!!" Yoshi hung up. Misa sighed and closed her phone. Suddenly, she heard a soft groan. She looked over and smiled at a still sleeping L. She sat down on the giường and whispered in his ear, "Lawliet, hunny..I gotta go to work...I tình yêu you," she lightly kissed his cheek. l sighed, sleepily, and snuggled closer to the pillow. Misa giggled then got ready for work....

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l x Misa Chapter 2

posted by WammysBoyzRock

l froze and stared at Misa in shock, "M-Me?...W-Why me???" "Well I can't find anyone else..." L's shocked expression turned into an anoied one, "Gee, thanks..." "So will bạn do it?" l sighed, "Fine but only if bạn get me one of those giant lollypops at the mall." "Deal!" "So when do I start?" "You start now." "Now?!?!" "Yep, now." l was getting ready to say something then Light came into the room, "Misa? Why are bạn in Ryuzaki's room?" Misa smirked, " Oh, we were just discusing our ngày tomarrow..." "Y-You guys are dateing?!?!?!?" "That's right." Light gave l a 'what the fuck' look and l gave...

"Billy In Despair" English Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

COPIED AND PASTED FROM: lyricsmode.com

Everlasting depression, this one page
Fleeting tactics, to those eyes
Without supplication, evil in law, connecting toward prison

Note with deadly poison, harboring fear at earthly desires
Incessant drool at delusional lies

Judgment, prattling on of crime unification
Who knows how to break the deadlock?

World of acquittal
Words of sanction

An acquired fever, truly "death pirates"
Redeem the game of law

Despair the Billy
Now, morals
Come, unstoppable eraser rain
Despair the Billy
Now, morals
Come, unstoppable eraser rain

Unstoppable eraser rain

Crimson-colored song of destruction...

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Does that answer your question?

posted by HeartsandCandy7

"Hey Near, have bạn ever kissed anyone?"
The albino boy's eyes widened and he looked over at the redheaded boy, whose goggle covered eyes were still glued to the tiny DS screen.
"Excuse me?" Near's soft, serious, voice held a bit of surprise and confusion.
"I asked if you've ever kissed anyone. bạn were real được ưa chuộng with the ladies back at Wammy's so I just assumed..."
"You're refuring to Linda," Near stated flatly, "I did not have realations with her."
"You sure?" Matt glanced up to see if Near was being serious, which of course with Near, he was always serious.
"Yes I am. And I have never kissed...

youre obsessed with death note if...

posted by AnimeLNotLight

-You sit and hold things like L
-You wrote "Death Note" on your math notebook.
-You quote Light when eating potato chips.
-You spend hours looking at what character bạn are.
-you're me
-You have an táo, apple addiction.
-you actually look kinda like l because bạn stayed up all night binging the anime
-You like to take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
-You think like l hoặc Light.
-You hoặc your Những người bạn can see bạn with almost a blue/red aura.
-you named your roleplay character Kira
-you shrieked with joy when bạn remembered your middle name starts with an L.
-You had a joint birthday with whichever character has the closest birthday to yours. (mines l :)
That's all!