"Kuh-laire?"
"Yeah."
"Are bạn a zit?"
"No".
"Then why are bạn all covered up?"

"Kristin, are u playing soccer?"
"no?"
"then why do u sound like bạn want to bít tất, sock her?"

“Kristen, why don’t bạn send me a postcard from Morocco?” Massie asked.
“Huh?” Kristin sounded confused.
“It sounds like your swimming in de-Nile.”

“Claire, were your parents lobsters?”
“Uh, no.” Claire pinched her cheeks until they were rosy.
“Then why were bạn diễn xuất so shellfish?”

"Claire, do bạn work at a grocery store?” Massie asked as she was wrapping her tape measure around her mannequin’s waist.
“Huh?...

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I really mean it! What would bạn be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would bạn be able to do if nghề viết văn fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would bạn do if it's illegal to do a cover of your yêu thích song on YouTube? What would bạn do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would bạn do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...