#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't bạn gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told bạn when bạn were in there, hoặc were bạn so busy playing holier-than-thou bạn started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) bạn GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See bạn around.
#4:
Ray: Who do bạn think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A bò đực, con bò, bull shitter. [laughing with Jim]
#5:
Lawyer: bạn better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman hoặc you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.
#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask bạn something... Do bạn really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what bạn mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, bạn know... smell of money and all that stuff, bạn know, does that make bạn happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are bạn happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.
#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let bạn know your alive!
#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!
#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't bạn gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told bạn when bạn were in there, hoặc were bạn so busy playing holier-than-thou bạn started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) bạn GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See bạn around.
#4:
Ray: Who do bạn think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A bò đực, con bò, bull shitter. [laughing with Jim]
#5:
Lawyer: bạn better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman hoặc you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.
#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask bạn something... Do bạn really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what bạn mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, bạn know... smell of money and all that stuff, bạn know, does that make bạn happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are bạn happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.
#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let bạn know your alive!
#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!
#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A một giây CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his một giây chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his một giây chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little ngựa con, ngựa, pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda Mất tích touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn bởi ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little ngựa con, ngựa, pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda Mất tích touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn bởi ACCIDENT..