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Caillou disrespects Julie/beats up Julie and Rosie/grounded

(Caillou's mommy and daddy are going out for a special bữa tối, bữa ăn tối on their anniversary tonight.)
Caillou: I wanna go with you. I don't want to stay trang chủ with my dumb sister.
Doris: Caillou, it's our anniversary that's a special ngày for Mommy and Daddy. And stop being mean to Rosie for once in your life.
Boris: And we'll have something special for bạn and Rosie, too. A brand-new babysitter. Isn't that nice?
Caillou: I don't want to know babysitter.
(Doorbell rings)
Boris: That must be Julie now. I'll go get the door.
Caillou: I really don't...
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Caillou misbehaves on the way to Finding Dory/Grounded

Doris: Hey, Caillou. We're going to the phim chiếu rạp to see Finding Dory since Rosie wants to see it.
Boris: bạn only have five chances. If bạn receive all five strikes, you'll be grounded.
Caillou: No. I don't want to see the movie. That movie sucks very bad. I want to stay trang chủ and watch Dora. Can I stay home?
Doris: No! We're all going to see Finding Dory and that's final.
Boris: Get in the car hoặc you're grounded.
Caillou: Fine.
(As Caillou and his family began to walk out...)
Caillou: Screw this. I can't believe that my stupid family is always taking...
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Caillou disrespects Ms. Martin/Grounded

Caillou is at his room of his house.
Caillou: Man, I don't want to go to school today. I don't want to do any of the boring stuff.
Boris: (off-screen) Come on, Caillou. It's time to go to school. Let's go.
Caillou: Okay.
Later, Caillou is later dropped off to school bởi Boris and is now walking to class.
Miss Martin: Good morning, class. Today, we will be learning the multiplication and division. But first, please stand up for the pledge of allegiance.
Everyone stood for the pledge of allegiance except Caillou...
Miss Martin: Caillou, stand up now.
Caillou: I don't...
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Caillou and Rosie are playing at the outside in the sandbox.

Rosie is reaching for Caillou's toy.

Caillou: No, Rosie! No!

Caillou takes his toy away from her.

Caillou: How dare bạn taking my toys from me? That's it. I'm going to throw sand at bạn because nobody cares about you.

Caillou throws sand at Rosie's face and Rosie starts crying.

Caillou: Now leave me alone, bạn little bitch.

Rosie: Mommy! Daddy!

Doris and Boris ran outside to find Caillou and Rosie.

Doris and boris: What's wrong, Rosie?

Rosie: Caillou threw sand at me. (crying)

Doris: Oh my God. Thank bạn for telling us, Rosie.

Doris carries Rosie...
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Caillou, Rosie and his parents are at the living room.

Boris: Hey, Caillou and Rosie. We're going to ôliu, ô liu Garden for bữa tối, bữa ăn tối tonight.

Rosie: Yay. Rosie loves ôliu, ô liu Garden.

Caillou: But, Dad, I hate ôliu, ô liu Garden. Can we go to Chuck E' Cheese's?

Doris: No! We're not going to Chuck E' Cheese's. We are going to ôliu, ô liu Garden and that's final.

Boris: Now get in the car hoặc you're grounded.

The family heads to ôliu, ô liu Garden. They are at the bữa tối, bữa ăn tối bàn while the waiter appears to them.

Waiter: Hello, everyone. Can I take your order?

Boris: I will have Chicken Alfredo.

Doris: I will have con tôm, tôm Alfredo.

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Caillou beats up Pikachu/Grounded

Caillou: Man. I hate Pikachu so much. He always shock me for no reason. What should I do? Wait. I know. I will beat up Pikachu. Hahahahaha.
(He went outside and walked into the park to find Pikachu relaxing in the park)
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu. (It's a wonderful ngày outside today.)
(Caillou walks over to Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pi? (Huh?)
Caillou: Pikachu, how dare bạn become a world famous Pokemon? That's it. I'm beating bạn up!
(Caillou starts to beat up Pikachu, once he is finished, Pikachu is now crying. Ash Ketchum and his girlfriend Serena came over to see what...
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posted by Courtneyfan6
Caillou is watching TV at his house when Victorious came on.

Tori: (singing) bạn don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
You're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
Not a fantasy
Just remember me
When it turns out right...

Caillou: Man, I hate Victorious. Victorious really sucks and the characters and the school are annoying. Wait. That gives me a great idea. I'm going to blow up Hollywood Arts High School with everyone in it.

Caillou went outside of his home.

Caillou: Now it's time to blow up Hollywood Arts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Caillou is outside of Hollywood Arts and...
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posted by Courtneyfan6
Behavior Card Day:

Courtneyfan6: Okay, class, today's behavior card day. We'll start from best to worst; cầu vồng to black. Here are the cards.
(Rainbow: Yugi and Atem from Yu-Gi-Oh)
Yugi: Yes! Me and Atem got cầu vồng cards!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Yugi and Atem. bạn two are the best students ever! Please go to the Principal's office to make her proud!
(Gold: Spongebob and Patrick from Spongebob)
Spongebob: Yes! My best friend Patrick and I got vàng cards!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Spongebob and Patrick! bạn get 3 years off! Go to the Principal's office!
(Silver: Sonic the Hedgehog from Sonic)
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Caillou ruins his parents' party/grounded

(It's Saturday's Party night)

Doris: Don't forget to buy some flowers. We want the house to look nice.

Boris: (Boris puts his áo, áo khoác on) Flowers. Okay.

Caillou: What are bạn doing, Mom?

Doris: I'm getting everything ready for the party tonight.

(Caillou remembered that his mommy and daddy were having a party.)

Caillou: Are we going to play games?

Doris: No, sweetie, not tonight.

Caillou: Why not?

Doris: Because it's a bữa tối, bữa ăn tối party for grownups.

Caillou: I want to go to the party, too.

Boris: bạn can't, Caillou. (Boris zips up his jacket) It's not for children,...
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Caillou is going to talk to his mother about Rosie bothering him and he walks up to her while she is doing her laundry.
Caillou: Mommy, Rosie won't stop bothering me.
Doris: Maybe she just wants to play with you.
Caillou: But I don't wanna play with her.
Doris: Caillou, I'm busy. And I can't be solving your problems all the time.
Caillou: But Mommy...
Doris: bạn and Rosie have to learn how to work out your own problems.
Caillou: No, we can't!
Doris: (angrily) Caillou!
Caillou ignores her as he walked away from her in the laundry room.
Later, Caillou sat down on his giường in his room đọc a book and...
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posted by Courtneyfan6
Caillou gets grounded on Christmas

(One ngày at giáng sinh morning... )
(Inside Caillou's room, he woke up to find it's finally Christmas.)
Caillou: Yay yay yay yay yay yay! It's finally Christmas! I can't wait to get all the presents!
(When he got downstairs with his family...)
Caillou: Time for the presents.
(Caillou looked down of the giáng sinh cây only to find out that Rosie got presents and Caillou got nothing!)
Caillou: What?! I didn't get any presents!
Boris: That's right, Caillou. bạn got no presents because bạn have been a bad boy this year.
Doris: And bạn did get this. (She hands Caillou...
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posted by Courtneyfan6
Caillou burps in class/grounded

(At school where Ms. Martin is teaching her class about multiplication)
Ms. Martin: Okay, class. Today, we'll be learning about times tables of 1 to 20.
Caillou: (burping loudly)
Ms. Martin: Oh my God! That sounds worse than Donald Trump's ugly voice! Caillou, go to the principal's office right freakin' now!
(Caillou runs out of the classroom, crying)
(In the principals office)
Female principal: So, Caillou, what brings bạn here?
Caillou: I burped in class.
Female principal: That's it. bạn have a one giờ detention after school. I will call your parents about this.
(After Caillou had a detention a few hours later, at home, Boris is mad at Caillou and Caillou is now crying)
Boris: Caillou, how dare bạn burp in class? That's it. You're grounded grounded grounded until Beyoncé wins the tiếp theo Grammy award in 2017. Go to your room right now.
Caillou: (runs out of the living room, crying)

The End!!!
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