1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If bạn don't straighten up, I'm going to knock bạn into the middle of tiếp theo week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I đã đưa ý kiến so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If bạn fall out of that lung lay, swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure bạn wear clean underwear, in case...
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