This story is longer than all the others. I also copyright the band name “Couch Crashers.” One thêm thing, My birthday is on August third, which is James’ birthday as well. Same with ngôi sao and Dixie’s anniversary.
The cop had a depressed look on his face, as if he were going to put ngôi sao and Kaltag in jail.
“Dogs, I got the news.”
“What, tell us?” Kaltag said.
“You two… are released!”
“Hell yeah!” ngôi sao yelled.
When the guard opened the door, ngôi sao ran out, and licked the guard all over.
“That’s sweet.”
When the chó left the police station, Kaltag started yelling at Star.
“Star! bạn got me inside that police station to be processed. bạn got me so worried that we were going to jail. bạn got me drunk. I hate you!”
Kaltag walked off, then came back.
“Order me a damn bike!”
ngôi sao entered the cheat for a PCJ 900, then Kaltag drove off. ngôi sao himself ordered a Charger. On the way home, he hit a police car. A police ngôi sao appeared in front of him.
“Oh that’s nice.”
ngôi sao accelerated, nailed a cop slammed him against the wall, and ngôi sao got 3 stars.
“What the hell!”
A police hummer came right toward him, he remembered what happened last time. Last time he flew through the windshield and became incapacitated. He dodged the Hummer, and spun out. He had 4 stars.
“There’s 4 of me up there.”
A police officer pulled ngôi sao out of his car. He got on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Star, and started to cuff him. Just then, ngôi sao bit the cops’ groin. The cop screamed like a sissy, and fell to the ground. Another cop came up and punched ngôi sao in the same place. ngôi sao fell to the ground, half conscious.
“I should have gotten neutered.”
A cop came and cuffed him. This time he didn’t do anything. They were almost all the way to the police station, when ngôi sao gained full consciousness. When they got in the police station, ngôi sao was uncuffed, and put down. ngôi sao still had his cheat phone. The noobish cops didn’t take his phone away. He ordered the full health, armor, and weapons. He shot all the guards around with a tranquilizer, escaped, entered a cheat to loose his wanted level, and went to his house.
“No, you’re not going to live hear anymore!” Kaltag yelled.
Tony came in.
“Tony! Kaltag won’t let me stay.”
“He’s your brother.”
“He hates me.”
“Well, I can’t torture Kaltag bởi keeping bạn here. Do bạn want to give Ralph another chance?”
“Sure.”
“I’ll drive you.”
Tony dropped ngôi sao off. ngôi sao knocked on the door. When Ralph saw him, he hugged ngôi sao really hard.
“Oh, Star!” Ralph kissed Star, “I knew you’d come back!” Ralph kissed ngôi sao again “I tình yêu you,” he kissed him, “I tình yêu you,” another kiss. “I tình yêu you,” one last kiss, “I promise, I will treat bạn with better respect, instead of going out with my Những người bạn to get drunk, I will spend time with you. I will also get bạn a dog bowl, so bạn don’t have to eat out of the bag. I’ll also get bạn a water bowl so bạn don’t have to drink out of the toilet.”
ngôi sao licked Ralph all over. Just then, there was a knock on the door. It was Lars.
“Ralph, bạn got ngôi sao back!”
“I got one drum kit too many, do bạn want one?”
“Star bạn decide, bạn came back to me.”
“Can I have the St. Anger one please?”
“Sure, anything for my yêu thích dog.”
About 2 phút later, Lars came in with the St. Anger drum kit.
“I played Frantic on this one. Frantic is about my fear of death.”
“There’s no need to fear death. Do bạn believe in God?”
“Yes.”
“Do bạn believe Jesus died for our souls?”
“Yes.”
“You’ll go to heaven, and James, Rob, Kirk, and I will be there.”
“You are right.”
“There is a chance bạn will die before us. If bạn do, it may be a few years down here on Earth, but in Heaven, it will only be a few seconds.”
Lars hugged Star, then left. ngôi sao played Lars’ former drum kit.
James came over to Kaltag’s house.
“I got one đàn ghi ta, guitar and mic too many. Do bạn want one?”
“Sure, can I have the đàn ghi ta, guitar from the Black Album?”
“Of course. And here’s a mic.”
“Thanks.”
Rob went to Nikki’s house.
“Do bạn want a bass?”
“Sure, hows ‘bout the one from Death Magnetic dere.”
“Ok, I’ll get it bạn shortly.”
Kirk went to Steele’s house.
“Hey, man, how about a guitar.”
“Sure, thanks.”
“Do bạn want one from a certain album?”
“Can I have the one from Lide the Rightning?”
“Lide the Rightning?”
“Sorry, Ride the Lightning.”
“Oh, sure.”
Balto went to buy a keyboard. Dixie bought a guitar. Jenna bought a mic. Balto heard what was going on between Kaltag and Star. Balto challenged Kaltag to a fight. Kaltag was sweating because he knew he would get destroyed. Balto was sitting there, already looking triumphant.
“Hey, how about we make this fight thêm interesting,” ngôi sao said, “If Kaltag wins, I revolt to him, if Balto wins, I will forgive Kaltag.”
“Alright, I’m here,” Nikki, the referee, said. “Let the fight begin!”
Balto and Kaltag fought. Jenna didn’t know what going on, and she got to the fight right as Balto through a cú đấm at Kaltag, which knocked Kaltag out.
“Kaltag!” Jenna ran to Kaltag, “I told bạn to only to use your chó sói, sói fighting powers on enemies!”
“Jenna, I can explain.”
“Not to me! We’re divorced. And I have always loved Kaltag!”
Jenna licked rapidly Kaltag. When Kaltag woke up, he was freaking out. He couldn’t believe Jenna was licking him.
“Kaltag, I divorced Balto.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Also,” ngôi sao said, “Since bạn lost, bạn got my respect.”
Kaltag got up, limped to Star, then hugged him.
“Jenna is divorced.”
“Dude, she đã đưa ý kiến she loved you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, now’s your chance. Go and say ‘I tình yêu you’ to her.”
“I’m nervous.”
“Just go.”
ngôi sao pushed Kaltag to Jenna.
“Uhh, Jenna, uhh.”
“Kaltag, hi.”
“Hi, uhh, I heard bạn tình yêu me, and I just kind of, well, bạn know.”
“Yeah…”
“I lo… lo…ve you. I tình yêu you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, come here you.”
Jenna hugged Kaltag. All the chó applauded but Balto.
“Kaltag’s got a girlfriend!” ngôi sao yelled.
“Shut up, Star!” Balto said.
“Make me!”
“Anyone can make you!”
“More people can make bạn than can make me!”
“Stop fighting, youse two!” Nikki said.
Star, Nikki, Balto, Dixie, Steele, and Metallica left, leaving Kaltag and Jenna in an alley. Kaltag and Jenna approached each other slowly. Then, they kissed. For a while. Kaltag was stunned. The feeling of Jenna’s tongue in his mouth was the greatest feeling ever. When they were done, Kaltag fell to the ground. Jenna got on hàng đầu, đầu trang of him and started to flirt with him.
“Kaltag, you’re the most handsome person I’ve ever seen.”
“You’re the hottest person I’ve ever seen.”
Jenna kissed Kaltag. He felt the feeling of Jenna’s tongue again. He enjoyed making out with his new girlfriend.
ngôi sao came into the alley to check on Kaltag and Jenna. He saw the two making out, and thought it was so sweet.
“Star, now I understand why bạn kept making out with Dixie.”
“It feels good, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah.”
“Did I tell bạn I got one of Lars’ drum kits?”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“I got a mic and đàn ghi ta, guitar from James.”
“Wow.”
ngôi sao texted Nikki.
Star: Dude, I got Lars’ drum kit.
Nikki: That’s awesome, do youse want to here somethin’ dere?
Star: Sure.
Nikki: I got Rob’s Bass
Star: Wow.
Kaltag texted Steele.
Kaltag: Dude guess what.
Steele: What?
Kaltag: I got a đàn ghi ta, guitar and mic from James.
Steele: I got Kirk’s guitar.
Kaltag: Wow.
ngôi sao texted Dixie.
Star: I got Lars’ drum kit.
Dixie: Nice, I bought a guitar.
Star: that’s nice.
Kaltag texted Balto.
Kaltag: Dude, I’m sorry.
Balto: It’s ok.
Kaltag: bạn sure?
Balto: Yes
Kaltag: ok.
Balto: Have bạn done anything to her yet?
Kaltag: I’ve stuck my tongue in her mouth a few times.
Balto: Lol.
Kaltag: I got a mic and đàn ghi ta, guitar from James.
Balto: I got a keyboard.
Kaltag: Nice
ngôi sao texted Kaltag
Star: Dude I got Lars’ drum kit.
Kaltag: Dude, I’m right behind you.
ngôi sao look behind him.
“Oh, hi Kaltag.”
Kaltag kissed Jenna.
“You two aren’t married yet.”
“Hey, Star, where did bạn and Dixie get married?” Jenna asked.
“Sanders Mansion in Seattle.”
“That’s where we should get married.”
“Nice.”
“Hey, Jenna, what’s your yêu thích airline?” Kaltag asked.
“Continental.”
“That’s what we’ll fly to Seattle.”
“Sweet, I tình yêu that airline,” ngôi sao said.
“How about… August 3rd,” Jenna offered.
“That’s mine and Dixie’s anniversary.”
“It’s also James’ birthday.
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Do bạn want us to schedule it on a different day?” Jenna asked.
“No!”
“Ok then.”
“By the way, Kaltag, Nikki got Rob’s bass.” ngôi sao said.
“Steele got Kirk’s guitar.” Kaltag replied.
“Dixie got a guitar.”
“Balto got a keyboard.”
“I got a mic,” Jenna replied.
ngôi sao went trang chủ and wrote Ralph a note where he was going.
“Can I come with you?”
“Sure.”
Three people were at the door. They were Louis, Lars, and Niko.
“Hey, Star, I heard your brother is getting married,” Niko said.
“Yeah, are bạn going to the wedding?”
“Yeah, all of us are,” Lars said.
“All of Metallica?”
“Yeah.” Lars said.
“Even Bill, Zoey, and Francis?”
“Of course yo,” Louis replied.
“Even Packie, Little Jacob, Brucie, Mallory, Roman, and Michele?”
“Yeah,” Niko replied.
“Nice.”
The tiếp theo day, Ralph willingly flew the Beechcraft to the Anchorage airport. There they boarded the Continental aircraft. It was a large 777-200. It had TV’s in each seat. The chó were in first class. Kaltag and Jenna were at row 3 A,B. Jenna A, and Kaltag at B. The rest at row 9 A,B,C,D,E. Star, A. Dixie, B. Balto, C. Steele, D. Nikki, E. All the humans but Metallica sat in economy. Metallica sat at 3 C,D,E,F. James at C. Lars at D. Kirk at E. Rob at F.
When they got to the Seattle airport, it was bigger than they remembered.
“Deuce, this is big!” ngôi sao said.
“Baggage claim this way.” Rob said.
“Cool,” Packie said.
When they got to the baggage claim, the saw a man with a sign saying “Star.”
“What the hell! I told them to make the sign say Kaltag, damn it!” ngôi sao said.
He lấy trộm, đánh cắp sign from the guy, got a sharpie, crossed out ngôi sao and put Kaltag.
“I’m Kaltag.” Kaltag said.
“I’m Pity The Foo. I have three names, but I’m not a serial killer.”
“Ok, so you’re a foo?”
“Yesh.”
“Yesh?”
“Let’s do it!” Francis said.
“That’s what she said!” Pity The Foo said.
“Hey!”
“Well, I’m driving a small, luxury bus.”
“Sickness!” Kaltag said.
When they got in, it had TV’s in each seat. It was just like the 777 but smaller, quieter, and less fun. They were taken to the Edgewater Inn. It was about 11:45 pm, and everyone was tired. There were 3 suites attached. One suite was for the dogs. another for Metallica, Louis, Zoey, Bill and Francis. The last one for Niko, Packie, Brucie, Roman, Little Jacob, Mallory, and Michele.
That night, Kaltag was having a dream he was a dog-Spartan on Halo 3. In his dream, he was T-bagging a grunt. Jenna woke up to find Kaltag T-bagging her.
“Kaltag, bạn pervert, we’re not married yet.”
“Take this Grunt!”
“Oh, you’re asleep.”
Jenna bit Kaltag’s tail.
“What the French, Toast!”
“You were T-bagging me in in your sleep.”
“Oh, sorry.”
The tiếp theo day, everyone was up early. The alarm clocks were set to 5:00.
“We got a big ngày ahead of us,” Jenna đã đưa ý kiến as she rubbed her face on Kaltag.
Kaltag got one.
“Please, not right now.”
“Sorry.”
Kaltag and Jenna arranged the wedding. It stared at 1:00 a.m.
“Kaltag, do bạn take Jenna to be your lovely wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“Jenna, do bạn take Kaltag to be your husband?”
“I do.”
“Is there anyone here have a reason why these two shouldn’t get married?”
No one responded.
“Kaltag, bạn may now Kiss the bride.”
Kaltag felt Jenna’s tongue in his mouth again. About 30 phút later, Metallica came on stage.
“Hey, people, cheer the new couple on, hoặc we’ll play country songs all day. Not to mention, we’ll cover, Justin Beiber’s music. Uh oh!” Lars said.
“NOOOO!”
“Here they come!”
Everyone cheered as loud as they could. ngôi sao was the loudest.
“Good job people. Star, you’re loud! Now let’s rock!”
Metallica played Helpless.
“Hey, it looks is going to be our song,” Kaltag said.
“Yee,” Jenna replied.
“Hey, that’s my word!” ngôi sao said.
“Sorry.”
“It’s good, bạn are the bride.”
“Ok, then.”
“Alright,” Rob, the DJ and âm bass, tiếng bass, bass player said, “it’s time to cut the cake.”
Jenna grabbed a piece, and so did Kaltag. Kaltag closed his eyes and tried to put the piece of cake in Jenna’s mouth. Unsuccessfully, Kaltag shoved the piece of cake into Jenna’s eyes. Jenna threw the piece at Kaltag.
“We’ll make a good couple,” Kaltag said.
“Yes, we will,” Jenna replied.
Kaltag licked the cake off Jenna. Jenna did the same thing to him.
After a few hours, the limo arrived, the chó and Metallica got in it. The rest took a bus. About four days later, after roaming around in Seattle, they went home.
“Hey, I have an idea!” Steele said.
“What?” Kaltag asked.
“You know how we all have instruments?”
“Yeah.”
“We should form a band.”
“Good idea!”
“I got a name!” ngôi sao yelled.
“What?”
“The đi văng Crashers!”
“Hey, yeah!”
“I’m playing the drums!” ngôi sao said.
“Well duh, We’re playing the instruments we either bought hoặc received bởi Metallica,” Steele pointed out.
“Cool.”
“First, we have to test you, Star.”
“Oh.”
They got something that measured how many beats a một giây ngôi sao can drum.
“Holy crap!” Kaltag yelled.
“What?” ngôi sao asked.
“8 beats a second!”
“What?!”
“Star, you’re our drummer!” Balto đã đưa ý kiến happily.
“Alright, Steele, time to test bạn on guitar,” Balto said.
Steele strummed 9 beats a second.
“Steele is our đàn ghi ta, guitar player,” ngôi sao said
They tested Kaltag.
He only got 6 strums a second.
“You’ll be vocalist and guitar.”
They tested Nikki on bass. He got 10 strums a second.
They tested Dixie on guitar. She got 7 strums a second.
Jenna is back up vocalist.
They covered Metallica’s Frantic, which is about Lars’ fear of death. Then they covered Metallica’s cover, Helpless. Then they covered Ride the Lightning. Then they covered Sad But True, Metallica. Then they covered My Apocalypse, I bet bạn can’t figure out who that’s by. Then, they covered Master of Puppets you‘ve established who it is.
“Should we cover thêm than just Metallica?” Steele asked.
“Sure, let’s play Pantera’s Cowboys from Hell.” Kaltag said
They covered that.
“Let’s play Motley Crue’s Dr. Feelgood.” Balto said.
They covered that.
“I’m tiered,” all the chó đã đưa ý kiến in unison, “Let’s go home.”
“I’ll drive,” ngôi sao said.
On the way, ngôi sao nailed a police car, not only giving them a star, but killing the cops inside, which gave them 2 extra stars.
“Star you’re so stupid!” Balto said, “Give me the wheel!”
The car went out of control.
“Look who’s talking!” ngôi sao said.
Because of Balto trying to grab the wheel, the car went into the water.
“Damn it, Balto!”
They got out, and got to the shore.
“Get us another FBI Charger,” ngôi sao đã đưa ý kiến as he clicked the cheat.
Just then, a police car came at full speed, and nailed Dixie.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” ngôi sao yelled. “$%#@ $%#@ $%#@ $%#@ $%#@!”
“Star, it’s my fault, I’m…” Balto tried to apologize.
“Shut up, give me your shotgun!”
“I don’t have it.”
“Damn you!”
A cop approached Star.
“Don’t get any idea’s!” the cop said.
ngôi sao got on the ground, to let the cop arrest him. ngôi sao felt the hand cuff go on his right paw. When the cop was about to cuff his left paw, ngôi sao melee the cop in the nuts using the left cuff. The cop fell to the ground in pain, dropping the gun. ngôi sao picked up the gun, then shot the cop.
“The rest of bạn get in that car I just ordered.”
“Star, I don’ want to leave bạn here!” Kaltag said.
ngôi sao dodged a bullet.
“Too bad, go!”
The chó took off, but Balto stayed.
“Star, I feel bad, let me be in combat with you.”
“Balto, you’re not staying here!”
ngôi sao ordered a car.
“Get in that!””
“Star I’m staying!”
ngôi sao pointed the gun at Balto.
“Get in that car, hoặc I will pull this trigger.”
ngôi sao got shot in the arm. He shot the cop that shot him.
“You’re going to have to pull that trigger, I’m staying here.”
ngôi sao tried as hard as he could to pull the trigger.
“I can’t, I can’t hurt a friend, just go home!”
Balto drove off. A police helicopter came to him. ngôi sao pulled out a rocket launcher, he didn’t even know he had, and shot down the helicopter. ngôi sao fought his way to Dixie, who he healed with his cheats.
“We have to get out of here!” Dixie said.
ngôi sao had all 6 stars.
“6 of me up there!”
ngôi sao pulled out a teleport cheat. Then, he Mất tích the cops. They were at Star’s house.
“Star, again, bạn saved my life! Can I repay you?”
“Give me $100,000,000?”
“I don’t have the money.”
Dixie crawled n hàng đầu, đầu trang of Star, and hugged him.
“I tình yêu you, Star.”
“I tình yêu bạn too Dixie.”
The doorbell rang.
“I got it!” Ralph said.
Ralph had laser eye surgery, and was blind. He opened the door. It was Lars.
“Hey, Ralph, I’m…” Lars didn’t finish because he saw ngôi sao and Dixie.
“Hold on, I can recognize your voice, oh Lars! xin chào dude!”
“Lude bạn doigs, they ore… oh God.”
“What?”
“Dixie is on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Star!”
“That figures, they do it every Friday.”
“AHHH!”
“Yeah.”
“Well, piece out.”
“Bye, Lars!”
“Piece out!”
tham gia us tiếp theo time for Star’s death and chỉnh sửa of the best bài viết ever.
The cop had a depressed look on his face, as if he were going to put ngôi sao and Kaltag in jail.
“Dogs, I got the news.”
“What, tell us?” Kaltag said.
“You two… are released!”
“Hell yeah!” ngôi sao yelled.
When the guard opened the door, ngôi sao ran out, and licked the guard all over.
“That’s sweet.”
When the chó left the police station, Kaltag started yelling at Star.
“Star! bạn got me inside that police station to be processed. bạn got me so worried that we were going to jail. bạn got me drunk. I hate you!”
Kaltag walked off, then came back.
“Order me a damn bike!”
ngôi sao entered the cheat for a PCJ 900, then Kaltag drove off. ngôi sao himself ordered a Charger. On the way home, he hit a police car. A police ngôi sao appeared in front of him.
“Oh that’s nice.”
ngôi sao accelerated, nailed a cop slammed him against the wall, and ngôi sao got 3 stars.
“What the hell!”
A police hummer came right toward him, he remembered what happened last time. Last time he flew through the windshield and became incapacitated. He dodged the Hummer, and spun out. He had 4 stars.
“There’s 4 of me up there.”
A police officer pulled ngôi sao out of his car. He got on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Star, and started to cuff him. Just then, ngôi sao bit the cops’ groin. The cop screamed like a sissy, and fell to the ground. Another cop came up and punched ngôi sao in the same place. ngôi sao fell to the ground, half conscious.
“I should have gotten neutered.”
A cop came and cuffed him. This time he didn’t do anything. They were almost all the way to the police station, when ngôi sao gained full consciousness. When they got in the police station, ngôi sao was uncuffed, and put down. ngôi sao still had his cheat phone. The noobish cops didn’t take his phone away. He ordered the full health, armor, and weapons. He shot all the guards around with a tranquilizer, escaped, entered a cheat to loose his wanted level, and went to his house.
“No, you’re not going to live hear anymore!” Kaltag yelled.
Tony came in.
“Tony! Kaltag won’t let me stay.”
“He’s your brother.”
“He hates me.”
“Well, I can’t torture Kaltag bởi keeping bạn here. Do bạn want to give Ralph another chance?”
“Sure.”
“I’ll drive you.”
Tony dropped ngôi sao off. ngôi sao knocked on the door. When Ralph saw him, he hugged ngôi sao really hard.
“Oh, Star!” Ralph kissed Star, “I knew you’d come back!” Ralph kissed ngôi sao again “I tình yêu you,” he kissed him, “I tình yêu you,” another kiss. “I tình yêu you,” one last kiss, “I promise, I will treat bạn with better respect, instead of going out with my Những người bạn to get drunk, I will spend time with you. I will also get bạn a dog bowl, so bạn don’t have to eat out of the bag. I’ll also get bạn a water bowl so bạn don’t have to drink out of the toilet.”
ngôi sao licked Ralph all over. Just then, there was a knock on the door. It was Lars.
“Ralph, bạn got ngôi sao back!”
“I got one drum kit too many, do bạn want one?”
“Star bạn decide, bạn came back to me.”
“Can I have the St. Anger one please?”
“Sure, anything for my yêu thích dog.”
About 2 phút later, Lars came in with the St. Anger drum kit.
“I played Frantic on this one. Frantic is about my fear of death.”
“There’s no need to fear death. Do bạn believe in God?”
“Yes.”
“Do bạn believe Jesus died for our souls?”
“Yes.”
“You’ll go to heaven, and James, Rob, Kirk, and I will be there.”
“You are right.”
“There is a chance bạn will die before us. If bạn do, it may be a few years down here on Earth, but in Heaven, it will only be a few seconds.”
Lars hugged Star, then left. ngôi sao played Lars’ former drum kit.
James came over to Kaltag’s house.
“I got one đàn ghi ta, guitar and mic too many. Do bạn want one?”
“Sure, can I have the đàn ghi ta, guitar from the Black Album?”
“Of course. And here’s a mic.”
“Thanks.”
Rob went to Nikki’s house.
“Do bạn want a bass?”
“Sure, hows ‘bout the one from Death Magnetic dere.”
“Ok, I’ll get it bạn shortly.”
Kirk went to Steele’s house.
“Hey, man, how about a guitar.”
“Sure, thanks.”
“Do bạn want one from a certain album?”
“Can I have the one from Lide the Rightning?”
“Lide the Rightning?”
“Sorry, Ride the Lightning.”
“Oh, sure.”
Balto went to buy a keyboard. Dixie bought a guitar. Jenna bought a mic. Balto heard what was going on between Kaltag and Star. Balto challenged Kaltag to a fight. Kaltag was sweating because he knew he would get destroyed. Balto was sitting there, already looking triumphant.
“Hey, how about we make this fight thêm interesting,” ngôi sao said, “If Kaltag wins, I revolt to him, if Balto wins, I will forgive Kaltag.”
“Alright, I’m here,” Nikki, the referee, said. “Let the fight begin!”
Balto and Kaltag fought. Jenna didn’t know what going on, and she got to the fight right as Balto through a cú đấm at Kaltag, which knocked Kaltag out.
“Kaltag!” Jenna ran to Kaltag, “I told bạn to only to use your chó sói, sói fighting powers on enemies!”
“Jenna, I can explain.”
“Not to me! We’re divorced. And I have always loved Kaltag!”
Jenna licked rapidly Kaltag. When Kaltag woke up, he was freaking out. He couldn’t believe Jenna was licking him.
“Kaltag, I divorced Balto.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Also,” ngôi sao said, “Since bạn lost, bạn got my respect.”
Kaltag got up, limped to Star, then hugged him.
“Jenna is divorced.”
“Dude, she đã đưa ý kiến she loved you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, now’s your chance. Go and say ‘I tình yêu you’ to her.”
“I’m nervous.”
“Just go.”
ngôi sao pushed Kaltag to Jenna.
“Uhh, Jenna, uhh.”
“Kaltag, hi.”
“Hi, uhh, I heard bạn tình yêu me, and I just kind of, well, bạn know.”
“Yeah…”
“I lo… lo…ve you. I tình yêu you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, come here you.”
Jenna hugged Kaltag. All the chó applauded but Balto.
“Kaltag’s got a girlfriend!” ngôi sao yelled.
“Shut up, Star!” Balto said.
“Make me!”
“Anyone can make you!”
“More people can make bạn than can make me!”
“Stop fighting, youse two!” Nikki said.
Star, Nikki, Balto, Dixie, Steele, and Metallica left, leaving Kaltag and Jenna in an alley. Kaltag and Jenna approached each other slowly. Then, they kissed. For a while. Kaltag was stunned. The feeling of Jenna’s tongue in his mouth was the greatest feeling ever. When they were done, Kaltag fell to the ground. Jenna got on hàng đầu, đầu trang of him and started to flirt with him.
“Kaltag, you’re the most handsome person I’ve ever seen.”
“You’re the hottest person I’ve ever seen.”
Jenna kissed Kaltag. He felt the feeling of Jenna’s tongue again. He enjoyed making out with his new girlfriend.
ngôi sao came into the alley to check on Kaltag and Jenna. He saw the two making out, and thought it was so sweet.
“Star, now I understand why bạn kept making out with Dixie.”
“It feels good, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah.”
“Did I tell bạn I got one of Lars’ drum kits?”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“I got a mic and đàn ghi ta, guitar from James.”
“Wow.”
ngôi sao texted Nikki.
Star: Dude, I got Lars’ drum kit.
Nikki: That’s awesome, do youse want to here somethin’ dere?
Star: Sure.
Nikki: I got Rob’s Bass
Star: Wow.
Kaltag texted Steele.
Kaltag: Dude guess what.
Steele: What?
Kaltag: I got a đàn ghi ta, guitar and mic from James.
Steele: I got Kirk’s guitar.
Kaltag: Wow.
ngôi sao texted Dixie.
Star: I got Lars’ drum kit.
Dixie: Nice, I bought a guitar.
Star: that’s nice.
Kaltag texted Balto.
Kaltag: Dude, I’m sorry.
Balto: It’s ok.
Kaltag: bạn sure?
Balto: Yes
Kaltag: ok.
Balto: Have bạn done anything to her yet?
Kaltag: I’ve stuck my tongue in her mouth a few times.
Balto: Lol.
Kaltag: I got a mic and đàn ghi ta, guitar from James.
Balto: I got a keyboard.
Kaltag: Nice
ngôi sao texted Kaltag
Star: Dude I got Lars’ drum kit.
Kaltag: Dude, I’m right behind you.
ngôi sao look behind him.
“Oh, hi Kaltag.”
Kaltag kissed Jenna.
“You two aren’t married yet.”
“Hey, Star, where did bạn and Dixie get married?” Jenna asked.
“Sanders Mansion in Seattle.”
“That’s where we should get married.”
“Nice.”
“Hey, Jenna, what’s your yêu thích airline?” Kaltag asked.
“Continental.”
“That’s what we’ll fly to Seattle.”
“Sweet, I tình yêu that airline,” ngôi sao said.
“How about… August 3rd,” Jenna offered.
“That’s mine and Dixie’s anniversary.”
“It’s also James’ birthday.
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Do bạn want us to schedule it on a different day?” Jenna asked.
“No!”
“Ok then.”
“By the way, Kaltag, Nikki got Rob’s bass.” ngôi sao said.
“Steele got Kirk’s guitar.” Kaltag replied.
“Dixie got a guitar.”
“Balto got a keyboard.”
“I got a mic,” Jenna replied.
ngôi sao went trang chủ and wrote Ralph a note where he was going.
“Can I come with you?”
“Sure.”
Three people were at the door. They were Louis, Lars, and Niko.
“Hey, Star, I heard your brother is getting married,” Niko said.
“Yeah, are bạn going to the wedding?”
“Yeah, all of us are,” Lars said.
“All of Metallica?”
“Yeah.” Lars said.
“Even Bill, Zoey, and Francis?”
“Of course yo,” Louis replied.
“Even Packie, Little Jacob, Brucie, Mallory, Roman, and Michele?”
“Yeah,” Niko replied.
“Nice.”
The tiếp theo day, Ralph willingly flew the Beechcraft to the Anchorage airport. There they boarded the Continental aircraft. It was a large 777-200. It had TV’s in each seat. The chó were in first class. Kaltag and Jenna were at row 3 A,B. Jenna A, and Kaltag at B. The rest at row 9 A,B,C,D,E. Star, A. Dixie, B. Balto, C. Steele, D. Nikki, E. All the humans but Metallica sat in economy. Metallica sat at 3 C,D,E,F. James at C. Lars at D. Kirk at E. Rob at F.
When they got to the Seattle airport, it was bigger than they remembered.
“Deuce, this is big!” ngôi sao said.
“Baggage claim this way.” Rob said.
“Cool,” Packie said.
When they got to the baggage claim, the saw a man with a sign saying “Star.”
“What the hell! I told them to make the sign say Kaltag, damn it!” ngôi sao said.
He lấy trộm, đánh cắp sign from the guy, got a sharpie, crossed out ngôi sao and put Kaltag.
“I’m Kaltag.” Kaltag said.
“I’m Pity The Foo. I have three names, but I’m not a serial killer.”
“Ok, so you’re a foo?”
“Yesh.”
“Yesh?”
“Let’s do it!” Francis said.
“That’s what she said!” Pity The Foo said.
“Hey!”
“Well, I’m driving a small, luxury bus.”
“Sickness!” Kaltag said.
When they got in, it had TV’s in each seat. It was just like the 777 but smaller, quieter, and less fun. They were taken to the Edgewater Inn. It was about 11:45 pm, and everyone was tired. There were 3 suites attached. One suite was for the dogs. another for Metallica, Louis, Zoey, Bill and Francis. The last one for Niko, Packie, Brucie, Roman, Little Jacob, Mallory, and Michele.
That night, Kaltag was having a dream he was a dog-Spartan on Halo 3. In his dream, he was T-bagging a grunt. Jenna woke up to find Kaltag T-bagging her.
“Kaltag, bạn pervert, we’re not married yet.”
“Take this Grunt!”
“Oh, you’re asleep.”
Jenna bit Kaltag’s tail.
“What the French, Toast!”
“You were T-bagging me in in your sleep.”
“Oh, sorry.”
The tiếp theo day, everyone was up early. The alarm clocks were set to 5:00.
“We got a big ngày ahead of us,” Jenna đã đưa ý kiến as she rubbed her face on Kaltag.
Kaltag got one.
“Please, not right now.”
“Sorry.”
Kaltag and Jenna arranged the wedding. It stared at 1:00 a.m.
“Kaltag, do bạn take Jenna to be your lovely wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“Jenna, do bạn take Kaltag to be your husband?”
“I do.”
“Is there anyone here have a reason why these two shouldn’t get married?”
No one responded.
“Kaltag, bạn may now Kiss the bride.”
Kaltag felt Jenna’s tongue in his mouth again. About 30 phút later, Metallica came on stage.
“Hey, people, cheer the new couple on, hoặc we’ll play country songs all day. Not to mention, we’ll cover, Justin Beiber’s music. Uh oh!” Lars said.
“NOOOO!”
“Here they come!”
Everyone cheered as loud as they could. ngôi sao was the loudest.
“Good job people. Star, you’re loud! Now let’s rock!”
Metallica played Helpless.
“Hey, it looks is going to be our song,” Kaltag said.
“Yee,” Jenna replied.
“Hey, that’s my word!” ngôi sao said.
“Sorry.”
“It’s good, bạn are the bride.”
“Ok, then.”
“Alright,” Rob, the DJ and âm bass, tiếng bass, bass player said, “it’s time to cut the cake.”
Jenna grabbed a piece, and so did Kaltag. Kaltag closed his eyes and tried to put the piece of cake in Jenna’s mouth. Unsuccessfully, Kaltag shoved the piece of cake into Jenna’s eyes. Jenna threw the piece at Kaltag.
“We’ll make a good couple,” Kaltag said.
“Yes, we will,” Jenna replied.
Kaltag licked the cake off Jenna. Jenna did the same thing to him.
After a few hours, the limo arrived, the chó and Metallica got in it. The rest took a bus. About four days later, after roaming around in Seattle, they went home.
“Hey, I have an idea!” Steele said.
“What?” Kaltag asked.
“You know how we all have instruments?”
“Yeah.”
“We should form a band.”
“Good idea!”
“I got a name!” ngôi sao yelled.
“What?”
“The đi văng Crashers!”
“Hey, yeah!”
“I’m playing the drums!” ngôi sao said.
“Well duh, We’re playing the instruments we either bought hoặc received bởi Metallica,” Steele pointed out.
“Cool.”
“First, we have to test you, Star.”
“Oh.”
They got something that measured how many beats a một giây ngôi sao can drum.
“Holy crap!” Kaltag yelled.
“What?” ngôi sao asked.
“8 beats a second!”
“What?!”
“Star, you’re our drummer!” Balto đã đưa ý kiến happily.
“Alright, Steele, time to test bạn on guitar,” Balto said.
Steele strummed 9 beats a second.
“Steele is our đàn ghi ta, guitar player,” ngôi sao said
They tested Kaltag.
He only got 6 strums a second.
“You’ll be vocalist and guitar.”
They tested Nikki on bass. He got 10 strums a second.
They tested Dixie on guitar. She got 7 strums a second.
Jenna is back up vocalist.
They covered Metallica’s Frantic, which is about Lars’ fear of death. Then they covered Metallica’s cover, Helpless. Then they covered Ride the Lightning. Then they covered Sad But True, Metallica. Then they covered My Apocalypse, I bet bạn can’t figure out who that’s by. Then, they covered Master of Puppets you‘ve established who it is.
“Should we cover thêm than just Metallica?” Steele asked.
“Sure, let’s play Pantera’s Cowboys from Hell.” Kaltag said
They covered that.
“Let’s play Motley Crue’s Dr. Feelgood.” Balto said.
They covered that.
“I’m tiered,” all the chó đã đưa ý kiến in unison, “Let’s go home.”
“I’ll drive,” ngôi sao said.
On the way, ngôi sao nailed a police car, not only giving them a star, but killing the cops inside, which gave them 2 extra stars.
“Star you’re so stupid!” Balto said, “Give me the wheel!”
The car went out of control.
“Look who’s talking!” ngôi sao said.
Because of Balto trying to grab the wheel, the car went into the water.
“Damn it, Balto!”
They got out, and got to the shore.
“Get us another FBI Charger,” ngôi sao đã đưa ý kiến as he clicked the cheat.
Just then, a police car came at full speed, and nailed Dixie.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” ngôi sao yelled. “$%#@ $%#@ $%#@ $%#@ $%#@!”
“Star, it’s my fault, I’m…” Balto tried to apologize.
“Shut up, give me your shotgun!”
“I don’t have it.”
“Damn you!”
A cop approached Star.
“Don’t get any idea’s!” the cop said.
ngôi sao got on the ground, to let the cop arrest him. ngôi sao felt the hand cuff go on his right paw. When the cop was about to cuff his left paw, ngôi sao melee the cop in the nuts using the left cuff. The cop fell to the ground in pain, dropping the gun. ngôi sao picked up the gun, then shot the cop.
“The rest of bạn get in that car I just ordered.”
“Star, I don’ want to leave bạn here!” Kaltag said.
ngôi sao dodged a bullet.
“Too bad, go!”
The chó took off, but Balto stayed.
“Star, I feel bad, let me be in combat with you.”
“Balto, you’re not staying here!”
ngôi sao ordered a car.
“Get in that!””
“Star I’m staying!”
ngôi sao pointed the gun at Balto.
“Get in that car, hoặc I will pull this trigger.”
ngôi sao got shot in the arm. He shot the cop that shot him.
“You’re going to have to pull that trigger, I’m staying here.”
ngôi sao tried as hard as he could to pull the trigger.
“I can’t, I can’t hurt a friend, just go home!”
Balto drove off. A police helicopter came to him. ngôi sao pulled out a rocket launcher, he didn’t even know he had, and shot down the helicopter. ngôi sao fought his way to Dixie, who he healed with his cheats.
“We have to get out of here!” Dixie said.
ngôi sao had all 6 stars.
“6 of me up there!”
ngôi sao pulled out a teleport cheat. Then, he Mất tích the cops. They were at Star’s house.
“Star, again, bạn saved my life! Can I repay you?”
“Give me $100,000,000?”
“I don’t have the money.”
Dixie crawled n hàng đầu, đầu trang of Star, and hugged him.
“I tình yêu you, Star.”
“I tình yêu bạn too Dixie.”
The doorbell rang.
“I got it!” Ralph said.
Ralph had laser eye surgery, and was blind. He opened the door. It was Lars.
“Hey, Ralph, I’m…” Lars didn’t finish because he saw ngôi sao and Dixie.
“Hold on, I can recognize your voice, oh Lars! xin chào dude!”
“Lude bạn doigs, they ore… oh God.”
“What?”
“Dixie is on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Star!”
“That figures, they do it every Friday.”
“AHHH!”
“Yeah.”
“Well, piece out.”
“Bye, Lars!”
“Piece out!”
tham gia us tiếp theo time for Star’s death and chỉnh sửa of the best bài viết ever.