secretly: I dont make them up, i find them online, but that doesnt mean im not always funny :D usually talking hoặc chatting with others i try to make jokes but with these i post they come from other sourceshơn một năm qua
no matter how much bạn insult hoặc disrespect hoặc use his name in vain hoặc even call him some thing u should not have as long as bạn believe in him and ask for him to forgive him and mean it. HE WILL ALWAYS FORGIVE U
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has anyone ever had a dream where ur over a núi lửa and then something starts ripping up the ground and starts to make the letter j and then u wake up???
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Ranks in a chó sói, sói pack. 1. Alpha 2. Beta 3. Omega there may be thêm but those are usually the hàng đầu, đầu trang three heard.
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what about delta and foxtrot? delta can be special ops(special Người sói for special tasks) and foxtrot can be recon(wolves who are sent out to tìm kiếm for caribou/food supply's and chó sói, sói packs) :Dhơn một năm qua
see i was right God wouldn't let the world end even if it was going to end. but it never was. the person who thought the world would end yesterday is completely stupid.
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I am going to quote one person- "I really wish people would stop smugly announcing that "the world ISN'T going to end." No shit. You're not coming off as intelligent.hơn một năm qua
I was watching LoTR, and 2012 for the laugh that the sequel is gonna come out soon, LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại this is like maybe the 9th end of the world I think there was, maybe 4 hoặc 5 that no one really gave a crap about.hơn một năm qua
Well fellow Người sói the world didn't end! I took a picture at exactly midnight. But the mistake I did was I decided to read the Sweet táo, apple Massacre, uugghh. *Pukes*
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My full name: Lexi Lynn Mc.Coia My brother's name: Gavin My hobbies: Drawing, gymnastics, writing My bffs on here: Everyone is my bff :D but lonewolf82 and butterlesstoast My goals for life: to make an impact on the world somehow My fav food: Sushi...but I can't taste anymore. (Cuz of the car accident) My biggest fear: Being burried alive. A secret that very few people know: Im a horrible flirt >.< Another secret: I wear contacts My fav thing to do on here: chat with everyone, and rp
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If I get 10 little thumbs up on this post then I'll tell bạn the following...
My full name: My brother's name: My hobbies: My bffs on here: My goals for life: My fav food: My biggest fear: A secret that very few people know: Another secret: My fav thing to do on here: One of my strengths: One of my weaknesses:
Okay.. TheHumphrey seems to be giving these, teacher student jokes.. I think I got one two.. Based on something actually đã đưa ý kiến in class on day..
STUDENT: "Can I leave early today?" TEACHER: "Why?" STUDENT: "I REALLY want to"
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This has nothing to do with anything.. But... bạn guys have no idea how it feels to finally see your dad after him being away in Afganistan as intelligent program hoặc something related to his job.. But either way, he's finally here giáng sinh it's like, I don't even know how to feel. Yet it's only three hoặc four days till he leaves again
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i know it's not alpha and omega but i thought it would be funny. it's a pic i đã đăng on người hâm mộ art it's called: sponge stash bạn should go see it. LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại
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I have an idea to piss off those people who believe the world is going to end, I'll write with fabric markers and a blank white t-shirt:The world is ending, and I have money to waste... (On the back) Oh wait, that's a lie and this money is fake too! *troll face* I will piss off sooo many occupiers on tường St, they technically are homeless people for standing in front of a bank for like 3 years.hơn một năm qua
Crikey! Wanna know what's dumb? If it's the 21st for one side of the planet, and 20th on the other, would that mean half the world would be destroyed? Stupid people saying stupid things.hơn một năm qua
And on hàng đầu, đầu trang of that, when is the tiếp theo "doomsday" since this one is fake but strangely has a movie about it? I bet 2179 is gonna be the tiếp theo "doomsday". Remember in 1997, 1999, 2002, 2005, 2008, and 2011? Who even đã đưa ý kiến the world was gonna end anyway?hơn một năm qua
A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. She stopped bởi a cây and said, `Brian, can bạn tell me what the outer part of a cây is called?' `I don't know, sir,' đã đưa ý kiến Brian. `Bark, boy, bark!' đã đưa ý kiến the teacher. `OK, sir,' đã đưa ý kiến Brian. `Woof! Woof!'
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@thehumprey & alvin33355: i always think that bạn two are the same person posting twice....but then i look at your names >.< LOL – Liên minh huyền thoạihơn một năm qua
@lonewolf82 okay okay LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại I dont have any không gian on this phone. But I am getting the tablet in the mail today hoặc tomorrow so I will change it then.hơn một năm qua
TEACHER: Young man, this is the first homework assignment you've handed in all week. Why is that? ME: I was in a hurry last night and didn't have time to think up a good excuse.
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People tình yêu snow, people don't necessarily tình yêu it also, it's just the way bạn think about it. Some people wish they could see snow, some just hate it and want to get away. Sorry if I spoiled the các bình luận on this post for bạn guys.hơn một năm qua
As I often say.. "It's orginally đã đưa ý kiến the world as we KNOW it.. That could mean anything, that could be as small as bigger buildings, not tentically the end of all exsitencehơn một năm qua
exactly^ however even tho people have proved it, nobody knows when the world will end it could potentially end this năm hoặc a horrific event could happen etchơn một năm qua
I think the Mayans ran out of space, so when they were going to continue their stone calendar when in comes the Spanish to wipe them all out in the name of Spain.hơn một năm qua
My sister, dad, and mom HATE alpha and omega and fanpop. It's anoying when my sister says, "Annabelle's on fanpop and looking at Alpha and Omega!!" And then then tiếp theo ngày she's asking me, "can we watch A&O please???" It's hard staying on here but I try and telling my parents that I'm trying to be a good leader and a great influance.
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welcome if bạn want to see it's called "our pack" and it's in the pictures section and bạn might have to go back a few pages. And it's in my các sở thích on my thông tin các nhânhơn một năm qua
OMGOSH!!!!! PICMONKEY IS NOW MAKING IT'S USERS PAY FOR EDITING PICTURES!!!! THAT MEANS NO thêm DARK hoặc WHITE KATE UNTILL I FIND AN APP!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR!
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Hello.. Dose anybody the Red Dead Redemption image I đã đăng as my new user icon.. I managed to do a lot of upgrating on my thông tin các nhân pictures... Even have one for the 'real' me, as I feel comfortable enough on here to put one, so many Những người bạn I have now
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when i look at my drawings.... i just wish.... that i have the magic and the power to bring my artwork to life... just... good magic... not bad magic... the magic that brings the artwork i have to life and make it have a mind of its own like a real life wolf.... its would be amazing if i can do that.... but i cant ),:
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and i believe thats the true magic. we shall never forget that... with out imagination, we will be stuck with nightmares... and no fantaisie hoặc fairy tail and hoildays.... the world will be a terrible place with out it... it will be just darknesshơn một năm qua
i also seen somebody make a artwork that thier creation comes to life.... it was a dragon.... and when it came to life he petted it.... i thought that would be amazing.hơn một năm qua
Has anyone thought about an art machine, that can draw images, from a person's imagination? Can bạn imaging how awesome that would be for nghề viết văn stories and making phim chiếu rạp too?hơn một năm qua
xin chào something terrible has happened to Lexi (Lexiomega). She was involved in a pretty bad car accident and is in the hospital right now. I don't know when she will be out because she is in a coma right now which is pretty damn scarry. So if your đọc this right now, please pray for her. I'll update with any new news that I receive.
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Me: I have so much homework to finish the teacher đã đưa ý kiến she may send someone to my home. Friend: To talk to your parents? Me: No, to help me carry it to school.
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president: i like to m;ake a announce ment! kates daughter:*assisinates him* cookie! *wispers* kate: oh my god there she goes again!
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I'm bored and deciding to share something I recently finished that I'm proud of...
Dose anyone like xin chào bạn bởi màu hồng, hồng Floyd.. Cause I finally learned the âm bass, tiếng bass, bass notes for it, and after replaying the song over and over with my along with it, (mostly the intro).. I think I finally have it sounding as best I could
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1:Skyler Taylor 2:Treyvonn Croom (he has already been in jail) 3: Chaz Kairn 4: Bryce Chan Howard 5: Jose Vasquez (I have actually never been harassed but my Những người bạn always get bullied bởi him)hơn một năm qua
PUPIL: Teacher, is there life after death? TEACHER: Why do bạn ask? PUPIL: I may need the extra time to finish all this homework bạn gave us
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