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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? email them to me here. Anyway, bạn know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. bạn try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time bạn start to type a word beginning with A hoặc R, bạn accidentally type Alan hoặc Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. bạn buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two một giây archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. bạn must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. bạn spend thêm money on buying Alan birthday presents than bạn spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Những người bạn all look at bạn whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. bạn buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all ngày standing tiếp theo to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. bạn have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, hoặc other Alan Rickman related names.
12. bạn buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, hoặc Nottingham.
13. bạn read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call bạn up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. bạn read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though bạn know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin mui xe Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. bạn want to get into Alan's pants, even though bạn know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. bạn have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice bạn page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has thêm pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, bạn decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. bạn paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your giường so that's he's the last person bạn see when bạn go to sleep and first person to see when bạn wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, phim chiếu rạp of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and phim chiếu rạp influenced bởi Alan.
25. bạn are constantly mesmerized bởi Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. bạn spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen một phút clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do bạn like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. bạn can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan phim chiếu rạp were filmed in which cities.
30. bạn declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. bạn find that your daily speech consists of thêm than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. bạn measure time bởi the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. bạn surf through the danh sách of Alan phim chiếu rạp on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. bạn know thêm about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. bạn buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. bạn see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and bạn get all flustered, even though bạn already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. bạn attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston trường đại học just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and bạn can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. bạn find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet bạn decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. bạn read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask bạn who the king of England is, and bạn say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask bạn who the wealthiest person in the world is, and bạn say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask bạn to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and bạn say, "Kevin Costner."
43. bạn buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. bạn officially change your birthdate so that your tử vi sign will be thêm compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. bạn ditch your education and job, and di chuyển to Luân Đôn to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Những người bạn begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and bạn ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are bạn sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. bạn buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Những người bạn refuse to take bạn to showings of tình yêu Actually, for fear bạn might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm is mine, bitch! The chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm is mine!"
49. bạn make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when bạn walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, bạn know that he's referring to you.
50. bạn spend thêm money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than bạn do on food.
51. bạn have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so bạn can hear thirty giây of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because bạn tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your tim, trái tim out with a spoon!"
55. bạn actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. bạn can danh sách bởi name thêm than four âm nhạc CDs (yes, that's right, four âm nhạc compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. bạn actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A cá sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When tình yêu Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. bạn nearly die of shock whenever bạn hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. bạn nearly die of happiness whenever bạn hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and bạn have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. bạn have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because bạn think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night bạn listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. bạn learn to play the đàn piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. bạn can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. bạn pride yourself on the fact that bạn can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. bạn can correctly identify an Alan movie bởi the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. bạn can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Những người bạn mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With tình yêu with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in tình yêu Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. bạn are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and phim chiếu rạp like Moulin Rouge, which does not ngôi sao your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but bạn can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. bạn are the tác giả of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other những người hâm mộ boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but bạn only laugh in their face, because bạn believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying bạn can recite Alan's filmography is like saying bạn can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening bạn press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. bạn have enough Alan autographs to hình nền up your room.
77. bạn read lists like these and get depressed, because bạn haven't done two hoặc three of these things, and bạn feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, bạn buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, bạn buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. bạn learn how to tango just in case one ngày bạn and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed bởi S_k. Thanks!)
80. bạn hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed bởi Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. bạn plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when bạn say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that bạn want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, bạn fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Những người bạn have lists of words that bạn associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so bạn won't talk about him. bạn talk about him anyway.
85. bạn make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted bởi Eden! Thanks!)
86. bạn post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every ngày bạn wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. bạn hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed bởi Petra. Thanks!)
90. bạn are a lesbian but are still in tình yêu with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed bởi Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. bạn can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply bởi hearing the âm nhạc that overlays the credits.(Contributed bởi Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" thêm than 10 times, even though it makes bạn want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed bởi Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and bạn see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and bạn literally jump because for a moment bạn think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed bởi Satai. Thanks!)
94. When bạn go out with đã đưa ý kiến friend and bạn start silently counting the phút until bạn can get back trang chủ to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed bởi Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. bạn download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling bạn how depressed he is and that bạn can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how bạn could make him feel better. (Contributed bởi Simone. Thanks!)
96. bạn start dating a ngẫu nhiên guy named Alan just so bạn can say that name to someone who's kissed bạn before. (Contributed bởi Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. bạn send an email to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of bạn will hit it off and tiếp theo time you're in Luân Đôn bạn get to have bữa tối, bữa ăn tối with her and Alan. (Contributed bởi Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
link
Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? email them to me here. Anyway, bạn know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. bạn try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time bạn start to type a word beginning with A hoặc R, bạn accidentally type Alan hoặc Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. bạn buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two một giây archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. bạn must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. bạn spend thêm money on buying Alan birthday presents than bạn spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Những người bạn all look at bạn whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. bạn buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all ngày standing tiếp theo to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. bạn have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, hoặc other Alan Rickman related names.
12. bạn buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, hoặc Nottingham.
13. bạn read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call bạn up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. bạn read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though bạn know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin mui xe Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. bạn want to get into Alan's pants, even though bạn know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. bạn have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice bạn page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has thêm pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, bạn decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. bạn paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your giường so that's he's the last person bạn see when bạn go to sleep and first person to see when bạn wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, phim chiếu rạp of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and phim chiếu rạp influenced bởi Alan.
25. bạn are constantly mesmerized bởi Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. bạn spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen một phút clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do bạn like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. bạn can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan phim chiếu rạp were filmed in which cities.
30. bạn declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. bạn find that your daily speech consists of thêm than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. bạn measure time bởi the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. bạn surf through the danh sách of Alan phim chiếu rạp on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. bạn know thêm about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. bạn buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. bạn see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and bạn get all flustered, even though bạn already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. bạn attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston trường đại học just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and bạn can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. bạn find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet bạn decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. bạn read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask bạn who the king of England is, and bạn say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask bạn who the wealthiest person in the world is, and bạn say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask bạn to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and bạn say, "Kevin Costner."
43. bạn buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. bạn officially change your birthdate so that your tử vi sign will be thêm compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. bạn ditch your education and job, and di chuyển to Luân Đôn to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Những người bạn begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and bạn ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are bạn sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. bạn buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Những người bạn refuse to take bạn to showings of tình yêu Actually, for fear bạn might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm is mine, bitch! The chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm is mine!"
49. bạn make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when bạn walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, bạn know that he's referring to you.
50. bạn spend thêm money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than bạn do on food.
51. bạn have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so bạn can hear thirty giây of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because bạn tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your tim, trái tim out with a spoon!"
55. bạn actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. bạn can danh sách bởi name thêm than four âm nhạc CDs (yes, that's right, four âm nhạc compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. bạn actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A cá sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When tình yêu Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. bạn nearly die of shock whenever bạn hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. bạn nearly die of happiness whenever bạn hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and bạn have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. bạn have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because bạn think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night bạn listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. bạn learn to play the đàn piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. bạn can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. bạn pride yourself on the fact that bạn can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. bạn can correctly identify an Alan movie bởi the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. bạn can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Những người bạn mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With tình yêu with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in tình yêu Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. bạn are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and phim chiếu rạp like Moulin Rouge, which does not ngôi sao your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but bạn can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. bạn are the tác giả of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other những người hâm mộ boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but bạn only laugh in their face, because bạn believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying bạn can recite Alan's filmography is like saying bạn can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening bạn press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. bạn have enough Alan autographs to hình nền up your room.
77. bạn read lists like these and get depressed, because bạn haven't done two hoặc three of these things, and bạn feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, bạn buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, bạn buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. bạn learn how to tango just in case one ngày bạn and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed bởi S_k. Thanks!)
80. bạn hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed bởi Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. bạn plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when bạn say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that bạn want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, bạn fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Những người bạn have lists of words that bạn associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so bạn won't talk about him. bạn talk about him anyway.
85. bạn make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted bởi Eden! Thanks!)
86. bạn post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every ngày bạn wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. bạn hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed bởi Petra. Thanks!)
90. bạn are a lesbian but are still in tình yêu with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed bởi Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. bạn can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply bởi hearing the âm nhạc that overlays the credits.(Contributed bởi Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" thêm than 10 times, even though it makes bạn want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed bởi Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and bạn see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and bạn literally jump because for a moment bạn think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed bởi Satai. Thanks!)
94. When bạn go out with đã đưa ý kiến friend and bạn start silently counting the phút until bạn can get back trang chủ to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed bởi Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. bạn download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling bạn how depressed he is and that bạn can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how bạn could make him feel better. (Contributed bởi Simone. Thanks!)
96. bạn start dating a ngẫu nhiên guy named Alan just so bạn can say that name to someone who's kissed bạn before. (Contributed bởi Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. bạn send an email to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of bạn will hit it off and tiếp theo time you're in Luân Đôn bạn get to have bữa tối, bữa ăn tối with her and Alan. (Contributed bởi Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)