I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if bạn don't know how to operate one, bạn probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of lều, cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If bạn have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If bạn are traveling with two hoặc more...