Okay, so I've learned most of these from experience, so if bạn REALLY want to get on Batman's bad side, do all of the above...er below. If bạn want to live without the fear of a batty death, do NOT do any of the below. There's your warning.
1) Poke him constantly in the face going "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face".
2) Tell Wonder Woman bạn saw Catwoman making out with Batman, and that she needs to have 'The Talk' with him.
3) Paint all of his uniforms bright pink.
4) Tie him up and hiển thị him pictures his own baby pictures.
5) Throw an exploding can of Pepsi out of a helicopter right above him so he'll smell like Pepsi for a week.
6) Tell him you've seen his triple encrypted files of Catwoman.
7) Whenever he asks to see bạn in private, walk towards him humming 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!'
8) Replace all the things in his utility thắt lưng, vành đai with cookie versions of the same thing.
9) When in the bat-jet, ask him if he has "Bat-bugers" for long ride. Then hold on to his ghế, chỗ ngồi for dear life.
10) Tell Người dơi he takes himself to seriously.
11) Ask Người dơi if his 'Batty' sense are tingling when he stands really still for a second.
12) Lock Người dơi and a little người hâm mộ girl in a closet with no way out.
13) Declare an official 'Hug a Batman' day.
14) Yell "BURN!" whenever the team is proved right and Người dơi wrong.
Finally...
15) Ask Người dơi if he and Kristan Stewert are related.
UPDATED!!!!
16) Steal Robin. (unadvised)
17) Lock Người dơi and Flash on a sugar high in a sealed room and bet on who will come out alive.
18) Get M'gann to disguise herself as Catwoman to get as much info out of Bat's about his personal life as possible.
19) Dress up as Joker for Halloween.
20) Tell the new members that Người dơi is secretly a woman.
21) Get Robin to hack the speakers so where ever Người dơi goes, it'll play the first verse of "I need a hero" bởi Bonnie Tyler, over and over and over.
22) Ask Người dơi if all things considered, was insanity the only reasonable alternative.
23) Whenever bạn go through the zeta tubes and Người dơi is near, say "Energize" like on ngôi sao Trek.
24) When Người dơi is using his staff, make light saber sounds.
25) Get Zatanna to charm his utility thắt lưng, vành đai to make it talk and complain about stuff.
UPDATED AGAIN!!!!
26) Crank call him even when he knows it's bạn and tell him stupid jokes.
27) Hack his Zeta Beam ID so whenever he enters, it goes ''Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Người dơi B0...' (I have no idea what his id is)
28) Ask him if Catwoman has touched his weenis (the skin on your elbow, for those who don't know)
29) Sit in the big chair in front of his Bat-computer, then go 'I have been expecting you, mister bat' While slowly turning around.
30) Tell Catwoman where the Bat-Cave is.
1) Poke him constantly in the face going "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face".
2) Tell Wonder Woman bạn saw Catwoman making out with Batman, and that she needs to have 'The Talk' with him.
3) Paint all of his uniforms bright pink.
4) Tie him up and hiển thị him pictures his own baby pictures.
5) Throw an exploding can of Pepsi out of a helicopter right above him so he'll smell like Pepsi for a week.
6) Tell him you've seen his triple encrypted files of Catwoman.
7) Whenever he asks to see bạn in private, walk towards him humming 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!'
8) Replace all the things in his utility thắt lưng, vành đai with cookie versions of the same thing.
9) When in the bat-jet, ask him if he has "Bat-bugers" for long ride. Then hold on to his ghế, chỗ ngồi for dear life.
10) Tell Người dơi he takes himself to seriously.
11) Ask Người dơi if his 'Batty' sense are tingling when he stands really still for a second.
12) Lock Người dơi and a little người hâm mộ girl in a closet with no way out.
13) Declare an official 'Hug a Batman' day.
14) Yell "BURN!" whenever the team is proved right and Người dơi wrong.
Finally...
15) Ask Người dơi if he and Kristan Stewert are related.
UPDATED!!!!
16) Steal Robin. (unadvised)
17) Lock Người dơi and Flash on a sugar high in a sealed room and bet on who will come out alive.
18) Get M'gann to disguise herself as Catwoman to get as much info out of Bat's about his personal life as possible.
19) Dress up as Joker for Halloween.
20) Tell the new members that Người dơi is secretly a woman.
21) Get Robin to hack the speakers so where ever Người dơi goes, it'll play the first verse of "I need a hero" bởi Bonnie Tyler, over and over and over.
22) Ask Người dơi if all things considered, was insanity the only reasonable alternative.
23) Whenever bạn go through the zeta tubes and Người dơi is near, say "Energize" like on ngôi sao Trek.
24) When Người dơi is using his staff, make light saber sounds.
25) Get Zatanna to charm his utility thắt lưng, vành đai to make it talk and complain about stuff.
UPDATED AGAIN!!!!
26) Crank call him even when he knows it's bạn and tell him stupid jokes.
27) Hack his Zeta Beam ID so whenever he enters, it goes ''Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Người dơi B0...' (I have no idea what his id is)
28) Ask him if Catwoman has touched his weenis (the skin on your elbow, for those who don't know)
29) Sit in the big chair in front of his Bat-computer, then go 'I have been expecting you, mister bat' While slowly turning around.
30) Tell Catwoman where the Bat-Cave is.
Watch when the Team is battling Red Volcano. Notice when Miss M and Supes say "We aren't human!" Supey is flying!
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