sadly *sobs* not mine. Found this and almost cried laughing so hard though
Good natured chattering rose up from the seated members of Justice League, all of which were currently enjoying a quick lunch break in the Watchtower's cafeteria. Superman, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman were huddled in the center of the long table, discussing the affects Superman's ice breath would have on melting ice-cream. On the far side of the room Green Mũi tên xanh and Black Canary were currently occupied, the other Giải cứu thế giới present giving them a large berth. Near the front of the room sat Hawkman, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, and Martian Manhunter enjoying their lunch as they talked about the merits of không gian travel. The rest of the Leaguers were either standing around in various parts of the room chatting, hoặc were rummaging through the phòng bếp, nhà bếp for something edible to eat.
The only two super Giải cứu thế giới who were missing were Batman, no surprise there, and The Flash, something that caused many of the senior Giải cứu thế giới to be quite nervous about. A speedster left unattended for too long could, as they've witnessed, prove disastrous. Heavy on the dis.
Just then the double doors slid open reveling the scarlet speedster himself as he marched through. Anger radiated off him in waves, and the lounging Giải cứu thế giới stared in shock as they watched their happy-go-lucky friend stalk towards the zeta beams. Before the doors could close however, Người dơi slipped in, his pace quickening to close the distance between the retreating figure.
"Barry wait! Don't go!" The dark knight pleaded as he reached out a hand to grasp the speedster's shoulder. Pleaded.
Everyone exchanged frightened glances, all of them wondering if the world was about to come to an end, because there was just no way Người dơi would plead with someone. Unless Robin was involved, but since the miniature traffic light was currently sleeping in the Watchtower's living room, they could only fear the worst.
"Don't tell me what to do Bruce! I've had it! I'm going home!" Barry yelled, whirling around to cái tát, đánh đập, smack the Bat's hand away.
"You can't. How will bạn explain?" The vigilante growled back, a desperate undertone just barely audible.
"Iris will understand! Now please, grow up and let me leave!"
And with that the speedster turned on his heel and made to resume his march towards the zeta beams. That is, before he was stop bởi a sudden weight on around his leg. The leaguers stared in shock as Người dơi threw himself at Barry's foot, howling childishly as he did so.
"NO PLEASE! bạn CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE! I'M SORRY! DON'T GO!"
Barry continued to stumble forward, dragging the three hundred pound man behind him.
"Bruce get off! You're being ridiculous! Do bạn even hear yourself?"
Stunned glances were being exchanged; no one knew what to do. No one had ever, ever, seen the feared Dark Knight, the imposing Người dơi act this way. They could only watch in terrified awe as Flash dragged the wailing detective down the hall, yelling verbal abuses at the dead weight attached to his foot. In the corner Green Mũi tên xanh had his phone out, recording the scene with his mouth hanging open in disbelief. If they survived the end of the world then he was so going to use this as blackmail later.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M LEAVING AND YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH ME!" Barry yelled his voice almost Mất tích amidst Batman's constant pleadings.
"NOOOOOOOO! I WON'T LET bạn GO! bạn HAVE TO STAY!" Bruce sobbed, only clinging harder to his friend's leg.
bởi now the two were only four feet away from the teleporter, Barry struggling to di chuyển against the large boulder wrapped tightly to his leg. The computer scanned Flash and the zeta beam sprang to life, preparing to zap the two Giải cứu thế giới to Barry's house.
With a crack of light the two Giải cứu thế giới disappeared, leaving the Cafeteria in shocked silence. Gradually everyone stood up, before slowly heading to check themselves into the infirmary. The only one left was Green Arrow, whose phone beeped in conformation to his last action.
Once they two Giải cứu thế giới appeared inside Barry's house, Người dơi stood up and began to nonchalantly brush the dirt off his Kevlar chest plate. Barry grinned from ear to ear while slapping his friend's back enthusiastically.
"See I knew bạn could do it! bạn just needed the proper motivation, that's all!"
Sending a glare towards the speedster, Bruce growled out,
"You better keep your end of the bargain. I want bạn to keep your kid away from my son."
And with that he turned and stalked off into the night, leaving an amused speedster to ponder how he was going to tell Bats that he never intended to follow through on their agreement in the first place.