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Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are bạn doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would bạn stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo:...

Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed bởi Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if bạn live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...

(Please be advised that there's some thêm mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to tình yêu about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is tổng thể a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why bạn may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...

Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, hoặc just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this hiển thị called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...

(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of tình yêu for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the ngôi sao Wars prequels were made around this time, bạn can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a người hâm mộ of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a người hâm mộ of Harry Potter… the sách anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great sách that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, bạn wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the tác giả states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad bạn see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut bạn the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the tiếp theo island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but bạn have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? bạn mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, xin chào Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... xin chào Orca.
Orca: So, bạn want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for bạn to teach me a new di chuyển so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's quần lót says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few phút of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five phút Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, bạn don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, bạn can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim súng at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...

Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One ngày from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did bạn wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. bạn just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...