Damas: (Being carried bởi the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have bạn come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did bạn know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would bạn come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown. Get used to this little hint, because it’s the only guide you’re going to get without a look through Gamefaqs
Damas: Oh, well, if bạn say so. It’s nice to meet a sane man-
Crestfallen Warrior: If bạn need me, I will be here, dying, hoping to become Hollow
Damas: …….. (I should keep an eye on this guy) Okay, guess I should ring the bells. I guess I’ll head to Undead Parish first
Damas: Well, so far so go- (A firebomb suddenly falls tiếp theo to him) Oh my god, that was close (A group of Hollowed Soldiers appear and kill him)
Damas: (Pops up back at the Bonfire) Dear god. What was that? I can’t believe there are that many enemies in the damn hub world. Why do they attack me at once?
Damas: Okay, round two (Runs to the Undead Soldiers)
Undead Soldier: (Steps to the side)
Damas: (Falls off of a cliff and dies again)
Damas: (Walking through the sewers) Finally, I got past those guys. Now, time to head to the Bell
Merchant: Oh, hello there. Would bạn like some weapons
Damas: Sure, what do bạn have
Merchant: Oh, just some weapons bạn will only use to farm the nearby enemies in order to buy arrows to cut off the dragon’s tail for a better weapon
Damas: …….. Wait, what?
Damas: Okay, so, if I’m correct, this should be the right way to go. The bridge looks fine to me (Walks onto it)
Taurus Demon: (Appears in front of the bridge)
Damas: Alright, my first boss battle here. Let’s do this (Suddenly gets hit in the back with an arrow) OW, WHAT THE FU- (Gets smashed bởi the Taurus Demon’s hammer)
Damas: (Kills the Undead Soldiers on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the tower) Well, didn’t know that the soldiers up here would shoot arrows at me. At least now I can fight the Taurus Demon (Goes back down and meets the Taurus Demon again) Okay, now, I am ready for bạn (Uses vàng Pine Resin to give his sword an electric spell) (Runs to the Taurus Demon)
Damas: Well, that was surprisingly easy fight. I’m just glad that is over with.
Solaire: Oh, hello
Damas: Hello. Who are you
Solaire: I am Solaire of Astora.
Damas: What are bạn looking at
Solaire: Oh, just the sun. Isn’t it nice
Damas: Well, it does help us see and grows our food
Solaire: Yes, that is what I like to hear. The sun is a beautiful figure, like a father to me
Damas: That’s a bit far
Solaire: I want to marry the sun and have my way with it in every single way, and give birth to many sun human hybrid children
Damas: Okay, kind of creeping me out now
Solaire: And then our children shall spread their sun seed to the world and make a world of sun human people
Damas: ……….. Uh
Solaire: Oh, and I almost forgot. Here is a Soul Soapstone. This item will allow bạn to summon other players from their games into your game.
Damas: Aren’t bạn supposed to make it sound like a fictional world
Solaire: Yeah, but it’s only a game, so I think no one will care
Damas: Good point
Damas: (Sees another bridge) Wait….. Okay, I need to be careful. If I am correct, like the Taurus Demon, another monster will appear at the end of the bridge. Now, it is time for me to be prepared. Better be ready (Gets his sword ready) ……………. Hmm, I don’t see no boss. Where could he- (The Hellkite Dragon appears behind him and sets Damas on fire)
Damas: (Appears at the Bonfire) OH COME ON
Damas: (Climbs up the church) Okay, I finally made it to the top. The chuông, bell of Awakening is right there. I need to think of a way to kill the boss (Finds a summon sign) What’s this (Summons Solaire) Holy shit, what is this
Solaire: Oh, hello again. This is a Summon Sign, so bạn can summon those bạn have met to help in a boss battle
Damas: Oh damn, really? That sounds awesome. Let’s do this then (Walks into the boss room)
Gargoyle: (Appears with a giant axe)
Damas: Oh my god. What do we do, Solaire
Solaire: Yes (Raises his arms into the air) We praise the sun to help us in battle
Damas: Uh… okay (Raises his hands into the air) Uh…. praise the sun?
Gargoyle: (Runs towards them)
Solaire: Good, now, let us fight (Makes a lightning bolt appear in his hand)
Damas: What the fu-
Solaire: (Throws the lighting bolt and hits the Gargoyle)
Damas: (Runs at the Gargoyle and attacks it from the back)
Solaire: (Attacks the Gargoyle from the front, killing it quickly)
một giây Gargoyle: (Runs at them, breathing fire)
Damas: (Runs behind the Gargoyle and cuts off it’s tail) Hey, I got a free weapon
Solaire: (Kills the Gargoyle)
Damas: Man, that was awesome. Thanks for the help, Solaire
Solaire: No problem, Sun Brother.
Damas: Sun Brother? Really?
Solaire: Of course. Only the best of my companions can be considered Sun Brothers, and bạn got what it takes. Take care, Sun Brother
Damas: Right back at ya, Solaire
Damas: (Rings the bell) There, I did it. I finally ran the first bell. I wonder who that guy was I met on the way here
Oswald: I CAN’T PUT MY ARMS DOWN
TO BE CONTINUED
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have bạn come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did bạn know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would bạn come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown. Get used to this little hint, because it’s the only guide you’re going to get without a look through Gamefaqs
Damas: Oh, well, if bạn say so. It’s nice to meet a sane man-
Crestfallen Warrior: If bạn need me, I will be here, dying, hoping to become Hollow
Damas: …….. (I should keep an eye on this guy) Okay, guess I should ring the bells. I guess I’ll head to Undead Parish first
Damas: Well, so far so go- (A firebomb suddenly falls tiếp theo to him) Oh my god, that was close (A group of Hollowed Soldiers appear and kill him)
Damas: (Pops up back at the Bonfire) Dear god. What was that? I can’t believe there are that many enemies in the damn hub world. Why do they attack me at once?
Damas: Okay, round two (Runs to the Undead Soldiers)
Undead Soldier: (Steps to the side)
Damas: (Falls off of a cliff and dies again)
Damas: (Walking through the sewers) Finally, I got past those guys. Now, time to head to the Bell
Merchant: Oh, hello there. Would bạn like some weapons
Damas: Sure, what do bạn have
Merchant: Oh, just some weapons bạn will only use to farm the nearby enemies in order to buy arrows to cut off the dragon’s tail for a better weapon
Damas: …….. Wait, what?
Damas: Okay, so, if I’m correct, this should be the right way to go. The bridge looks fine to me (Walks onto it)
Taurus Demon: (Appears in front of the bridge)
Damas: Alright, my first boss battle here. Let’s do this (Suddenly gets hit in the back with an arrow) OW, WHAT THE FU- (Gets smashed bởi the Taurus Demon’s hammer)
Damas: (Kills the Undead Soldiers on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the tower) Well, didn’t know that the soldiers up here would shoot arrows at me. At least now I can fight the Taurus Demon (Goes back down and meets the Taurus Demon again) Okay, now, I am ready for bạn (Uses vàng Pine Resin to give his sword an electric spell) (Runs to the Taurus Demon)
Damas: Well, that was surprisingly easy fight. I’m just glad that is over with.
Solaire: Oh, hello
Damas: Hello. Who are you
Solaire: I am Solaire of Astora.
Damas: What are bạn looking at
Solaire: Oh, just the sun. Isn’t it nice
Damas: Well, it does help us see and grows our food
Solaire: Yes, that is what I like to hear. The sun is a beautiful figure, like a father to me
Damas: That’s a bit far
Solaire: I want to marry the sun and have my way with it in every single way, and give birth to many sun human hybrid children
Damas: Okay, kind of creeping me out now
Solaire: And then our children shall spread their sun seed to the world and make a world of sun human people
Damas: ……….. Uh
Solaire: Oh, and I almost forgot. Here is a Soul Soapstone. This item will allow bạn to summon other players from their games into your game.
Damas: Aren’t bạn supposed to make it sound like a fictional world
Solaire: Yeah, but it’s only a game, so I think no one will care
Damas: Good point
Damas: (Sees another bridge) Wait….. Okay, I need to be careful. If I am correct, like the Taurus Demon, another monster will appear at the end of the bridge. Now, it is time for me to be prepared. Better be ready (Gets his sword ready) ……………. Hmm, I don’t see no boss. Where could he- (The Hellkite Dragon appears behind him and sets Damas on fire)
Damas: (Appears at the Bonfire) OH COME ON
Damas: (Climbs up the church) Okay, I finally made it to the top. The chuông, bell of Awakening is right there. I need to think of a way to kill the boss (Finds a summon sign) What’s this (Summons Solaire) Holy shit, what is this
Solaire: Oh, hello again. This is a Summon Sign, so bạn can summon those bạn have met to help in a boss battle
Damas: Oh damn, really? That sounds awesome. Let’s do this then (Walks into the boss room)
Gargoyle: (Appears with a giant axe)
Damas: Oh my god. What do we do, Solaire
Solaire: Yes (Raises his arms into the air) We praise the sun to help us in battle
Damas: Uh… okay (Raises his hands into the air) Uh…. praise the sun?
Gargoyle: (Runs towards them)
Solaire: Good, now, let us fight (Makes a lightning bolt appear in his hand)
Damas: What the fu-
Solaire: (Throws the lighting bolt and hits the Gargoyle)
Damas: (Runs at the Gargoyle and attacks it from the back)
Solaire: (Attacks the Gargoyle from the front, killing it quickly)
một giây Gargoyle: (Runs at them, breathing fire)
Damas: (Runs behind the Gargoyle and cuts off it’s tail) Hey, I got a free weapon
Solaire: (Kills the Gargoyle)
Damas: Man, that was awesome. Thanks for the help, Solaire
Solaire: No problem, Sun Brother.
Damas: Sun Brother? Really?
Solaire: Of course. Only the best of my companions can be considered Sun Brothers, and bạn got what it takes. Take care, Sun Brother
Damas: Right back at ya, Solaire
Damas: (Rings the bell) There, I did it. I finally ran the first bell. I wonder who that guy was I met on the way here
Oswald: I CAN’T PUT MY ARMS DOWN
TO BE CONTINUED
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because bởi the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If bạn die hoặc fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice đã đưa ý kiến as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What bạn do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first cú đấm knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because bởi the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If bạn die hoặc fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice đã đưa ý kiến as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What bạn do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first cú đấm knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..